been playing the new dorf fortress

1. 2023-01-25 at 12:49 AM UTC

   #61
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   update: all my animals died and I can't bring them back as zombies :( no dirty dancing with zombie dogs for me
   
   I'm committing horrible atrocities!
   
   
2. 2023-01-25 at 2:20 AM UTC

   #62
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   I just wanted to like, stab a dude in the neck, kill him. and be like BWA! RISE MY ZOMBIE and have a zombie bite a dude and he bleeds out and I animate him, etc etc and get a nice undead army.
   
   Instead i'm beating the LIVING FUCK out of children and random people until they are a mangled bloody pulp of guts that can't be animated and can barely get more than 4 dudes
   
   GOT YOUR NOSE
   
   
   
   
3. 2023-01-26 at 1:59 AM UTC

   #63
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   
   
   

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood

   
   
   
   
   
   
   same fort in fancy 3d hack mode
   
   
4. 2023-01-26 at 2:10 PM UTC

   #64
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage

   Originally posted by aldra
   
   > you have summoned grandparents to fight

   
   Command runs are 4 kids
5. 2023-01-26 at 2:18 PM UTC

   #65
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   rng = gay
6. 2023-01-26 at 2:49 PM UTC

   #66
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   THIS IS KNIFEFROST the dwarven outpost that was supposed to be finding new treasures and glory. Instead 3 of the first 7 died to stupidity and incompetence, with only our DEAR GLORIOUS EXPEDITION LEADER saving the entire fucking expedition with a suicidal tunnel through an aquifer. He risked his life to build this and decided to ISOLATE THEMSELVES FROM THE WORLD on this tiny fucking hill
   
   they let in an entire year of caravans and then dropped 1000lbs of wood on their heads and took their shit. Now they are outlaws. AND I SHALL RETIRE THE FORT HERE
   
   
   
   
   
   final population, we saved a goblin child orphan from a TOMB ruins. I hope to see them grow to adult age with my plans for this world
   
   
   on the right continent there is 1 dwarven, 1 goblin, 1 elf and 1 human civ (knifefrost circled in red) The human hamlet i'm pointing to is on the OTHER SIDE.
   
   On the other side is 2 of each civ. I could bridge the top portion and connect ALL THE BIGGEST CIVS which would probably cause a cascade of fucktardary.
   
   
   But I think the best place to build a bridge would be at the bottom which would force everyone to settle further south if they wanted to discover new lands.
   
   
   TIME TO CONNECT THE TWO WORLDS AND BRING ABOUT A CULTURAL REVOLUTION BY FORCED LAND CROSSINGS , VENI VIDI VICI!
7. 2023-01-26 at 2:53 PM UTC

   #67
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   One more thing before I leave this fort forever. The suicide tunnel that BESMAR used to save everyone, the reason it was SUICIDE was because it goes through an aquifer, I didn't want to flood the world with our ungodly rape of the land, I WONDER WUT HAPPENS IF I JUST LEAVE IT OPEN THOUGH
   
   maybe if i come back in 10 years this place will become a lake
   
   
   
   SUICIDE TUNNEL
   
   
8. 2023-01-26 at 2:56 PM UTC

   #68
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   YOU GOT THIS BESMAR!!! BEST MAN FOR THE JOB
   
   
9. 2023-01-26 at 2:58 PM UTC

   #69
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   BESMAR NOOOOO!!!!! NOOO!!!!! FUCK SOMEONE FUCKING DIG HIM OUT BEFORE HE SUFFOCATES ON ICE
   
10. 2023-01-26 at 3:03 PM UTC

    #70
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    
    
    holy fuck it deleted him
    
    
11. 2023-01-26 at 3:09 PM UTC

    #71
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    lul
    
    
12. 2023-01-26 at 6:13 PM UTC

    #72
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    my new fort "beachbridge"
    
    DIDN'T THINK THE OCEAN WOULD BE FROZEN OVER LOL I don't think the game can consider that during world gen, there are no seasonal ice crossings that I know of. But this should ensure they consider the entire world one connected continent
    
    also if this thaws before I can build a sealed tunnel through the ice it's gonna be awkward. I WAS GONNA MAKE A BEACH MINE BUT THIS IS COOLER
    
    
13. 2023-01-26 at 6:39 PM UTC

    #73
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    we have our most retarded engineers on the task that know EXACTLY what they are doing
    
    
14. 2023-04-14 at 12:26 AM UTC

    #74
    

    Banana Muffin Mix Tuskegee Airman [your disgracefully climbable neckwear]
    fuck I havenpt played this in a min
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Meikai
15. 2023-04-14 at 7:33 PM UTC

    #75
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bradley U smell like a mussel

    
    Bearded or clean shaven?
16. 2023-04-15 at 6:42 AM UTC

    #76
    

    MuscleStud69 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Meikai oh god oh fuck i need to play more of this but the fucking elves are freaking out because i offered them a mug encrusted with mussel shells. YOU FUCKING KNIFE EARED PRICKS WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I KILLED THEM THEY'RE SEASHELLS I MEAN I DID KILL THEM MUSSELS ARE LIKE HALF MY FORT'S DIET BUT YOU HAVE NO WAY OF KNOWING THAT

    
    MusselStud69
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    • Meikai
17. 2023-04-15 at 6:45 AM UTC

    #77
    

    cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    the fuck is even going on in this thread its not 1985 anymore theres better shit to do when ur tweaked fam
18. 2023-04-15 at 4:59 PM UTC

    #78
    

    Banana Muffin Mix Tuskegee Airman [your disgracefully climbable neckwear]

    Originally posted by cryptographiccontrarian the fuck is even going on in this thread its not 1985 anymore theres better shit to do when ur tweaked fam

    
    im not tweakin
19. 2023-04-18 at 12:58 AM UTC

    #79
    

    Banana Muffin Mix Tuskegee Airman [your disgracefully climbable neckwear]

    Originally posted by Ghost my new fort "beachbridge"

    
    
    
    migrants spawned on the ice right as it was melting, the graveyard is starting to fill up nicely
    
    
    
    WATCH THE ICE FUYS
    
    
    
    otter problems
    
    
    
    otter solutions
    
    
20. 2023-04-18 at 1:12 AM UTC

    #80
    

    Banana Muffin Mix Tuskegee Airman [your disgracefully climbable neckwear]
    A tactical choice:
    
    Do I send the military charging across a vast empty snow coated ice sheet at the enemy invaders, totally unprotected from their archers
    
    or do I let the retard goblins continue to be drawn in deeper behind my walls slaughtering my animals and hope to catch their flank and avoid my dwarves becoming target practice swiss cheese