been playing the new dorf fortress

1. 2023-01-12 at 11:59 AM UTC

   #41
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   If you make a [CAGE] from green glass its a terrarium. You can fill it with water and put fish in it.
   
   
   
   
   I caught a goblin in a terrarium trap, gonna try to fill it with water and see what happens
   
   
2. 2023-01-12 at 12:01 PM UTC

   #42
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by Ghost I caught a goblin in a terrarium trap, gonna try to fill it with water and see what happens

   
   evolution
3. 2023-01-12 at 12:15 PM UTC

   #43
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   I'm gonna raise my population cap to 300, the game has been running smooth with 200. I'm used to quitting a fort from FPS death around 150 population
   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by Ghost I have reached the maximum population that my computer can handle running. around 220 dorfs, the game is lagging really bad all the time.
   
   There was an incident yesterday that almost made me quit the game. One of the necromancers got too drunk and started fighting people, got his ass kicked so he used raise undead magic next to a stockpile of a few hundred dead animal bones near the butcher shop. My game was like a slideshow 1fps I thought it was gonna crash.
   
   The skeleton would attack the necromancer and he would punch them, causing chunks of bone to fly off and every time the necromancer took damage he would reanimate all those parts of bone, and they would instantly attack him, causing an infinite loop and lagging my game.
   
   I almost quit but eventually my military smashed all the bones to dust.
   
   Right after that happened I was declared the new capital of the Tin Gloves and the entire nobility of my civilization moved in and demanded I build them throne rooms and tombs.
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   i'm just gonna wipe out the hate of craft fuck those goblins and then give up my fort to the AI. The lag is getting too bad i need a supercomputer to continue playing this fort.
   
   

4. 2023-01-15 at 5 AM UTC

   #44
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   
5. 2023-01-15 at 6:04 AM UTC

   #45
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage

   Originally posted by aldra I've been getting back into Factorio but this looks even more autistic

   
   DF is autistic as hell but in a very different way than cracktorio. Like df is hardly even a game, it’s not so much about doing well (it’s not obvious what doing well even really means) as experiencing the insanity of the simulation. Factorio is about autistically planning out production on spreadsheets and taming the chaos of your poor decisions. DF’s chaos can’t be tamed and must be embraced, it’s like interactive dwarf fanfic generation. DFs creators have pretty explicitly stated as much.
6. 2023-01-15 at 6:56 AM UTC

   #46
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   I want my fort to fall, this world is fucked. My liason is a goblin from "floorhandled" which is run by the "Poison of Learning"
   
   
   
   who i'm pretty sure is supposed to be my ENEMY or something. Also my queen lived there? it's my ancestral homeland
   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood fuck
   
   

   
   I'm on year 114 and on the coins I make they tell a rich history of my civilization getting fucked by goblins for over 100 years
   
   
7. 2023-01-15 at 7:11 AM UTC

   #47
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   genocide the Moist Creed
8. 2023-01-15 at 2:37 PM UTC

   #48
   

   Ghost Black Hole

   Originally posted by aldra genocide the Moist Creed

   
   what, you don't believe in Ozsit the Heliotrope Bear?
   
   
   
   
   
   It's one of the most popular dieties next to Bisol Whitecrimson and KASBEN, God of MUCK. I didn't realize the Goblin started his own cult.
   
   
9. 2023-01-24 at 4:23 PM UTC

   #49
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   the blue ! symbols mean SOUND
   
   I think a genocide is about to occur
   
   
10. 2023-01-24 at 4:24 PM UTC

    #50
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    HEY FOLX WHATS GOING ON IN THIS FINE TAVERN I AM JUST HERE VISITING WITH MY SKELETON BOYS
    
    
11. 2023-01-24 at 4:26 PM UTC

    #51
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    
    
    > you have summoned grandparents to fight
12. 2023-01-24 at 4:27 PM UTC

    #52
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    WHATS WITH ALL THESE NIGGAS
    
    I just wanted a frosty ale god damn
    
    
13. 2023-01-24 at 4:41 PM UTC

    #53
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    usually I can get them to panic and say WE'RE UNDER ATTACK!!!! (by me) and I say COME WITH ME I'LL SAVE YOU so they join my party and don't get REKD by my undead army
    
    
    
    
    edit:
    
    THE GOBLIN MIGHT BE JOINING MY ADVENTURES IF HE CAN SURVIVE 3 IN GAME TICKS WITHOUT PICKING A FIGHT WITH A SKELETON
    
    
14. 2023-01-24 at 4:54 PM UTC

    #54
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    whqat a loser he just told me some JUICY info about a potential EPIC QUEST and then killed my skeleton.
    
    Fuck these losers
    
    
15. 2023-01-24 at 4:55 PM UTC

    #55
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    beat him with the bones
16. 2023-01-24 at 4:56 PM UTC

    #56
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    I wonder if they get pissed off that I keep ANIMATING THE FUCKING DEAD in their fine establishment. Nobody has attacked me
    
    
17. 2023-01-24 at 8:08 PM UTC

    #57
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    that tavern had too many dudes, each turn is taking minutes to load all their movements and it doesn't help that I injured them so they keep falling over, didn't kill a single one & they destroyed my undead army
    
    I leave defeated
    
    this ain't over I'm gonna get a horse which makes the game fast math movement calculations and fixes FPS lag, a whole squad of boys and making this into my NECROMANCER FORT
    
    
18. 2023-01-24 at 8:12 PM UTC

    #58
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    idk what is a "liserd brute" or any place called "BURDEYE" but it sounds interesting
    
    
    
    i'm guessing "liserd brute" is some kinda procedural generated demon, nothing much comes up when I search it
    
    
19. 2023-01-24 at 8:41 PM UTC

    #59
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    ah the sleepy dwarven hillocks of fuckburg, a fine place for horses and FREESH CORPSES
    
    
    
    i imagine it looks something like this
    
    
20. 2023-01-24 at 9:08 PM UTC

    #60
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    better than a horses