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been playing the new dorf fortress

  1. 2023-01-25 at 12:49 AM UTC
    #61
    Ghost Black Hole
    update: all my animals died and I can't bring them back as zombies :( no dirty dancing with zombie dogs for me

    I'm committing horrible atrocities!

  2. 2023-01-25 at 2:20 AM UTC
    #62
    Ghost Black Hole
    I just wanted to like, stab a dude in the neck, kill him. and be like BWA! RISE MY ZOMBIE and have a zombie bite a dude and he bleeds out and I animate him, etc etc and get a nice undead army.

    Instead i'm beating the LIVING FUCK out of children and random people until they are a mangled bloody pulp of guts that can't be animated and can barely get more than 4 dudes

    GOT YOUR NOSE



  3. 2023-01-26 at 1:59 AM UTC
    #63
    Ghost Black Hole


    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood






    same fort in fancy 3d hack mode

  4. 2023-01-26 at 2:10 PM UTC
    #64
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by aldra

    > you have summoned grandparents to fight

    Command runs are 4 kids
  5. 2023-01-26 at 2:18 PM UTC
    #65
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    rng = gay
  6. 2023-01-26 at 2:49 PM UTC
    #66
    Ghost Black Hole
    THIS IS KNIFEFROST the dwarven outpost that was supposed to be finding new treasures and glory. Instead 3 of the first 7 died to stupidity and incompetence, with only our DEAR GLORIOUS EXPEDITION LEADER saving the entire fucking expedition with a suicidal tunnel through an aquifer. He risked his life to build this and decided to ISOLATE THEMSELVES FROM THE WORLD on this tiny fucking hill

    they let in an entire year of caravans and then dropped 1000lbs of wood on their heads and took their shit. Now they are outlaws. AND I SHALL RETIRE THE FORT HERE





    final population, we saved a goblin child orphan from a TOMB ruins. I hope to see them grow to adult age with my plans for this world


    on the right continent there is 1 dwarven, 1 goblin, 1 elf and 1 human civ (knifefrost circled in red) The human hamlet i'm pointing to is on the OTHER SIDE.

    On the other side is 2 of each civ. I could bridge the top portion and connect ALL THE BIGGEST CIVS which would probably cause a cascade of fucktardary.


    But I think the best place to build a bridge would be at the bottom which would force everyone to settle further south if they wanted to discover new lands.


    TIME TO CONNECT THE TWO WORLDS AND BRING ABOUT A CULTURAL REVOLUTION BY FORCED LAND CROSSINGS , VENI VIDI VICI!
  7. 2023-01-26 at 2:53 PM UTC
    #67
    Ghost Black Hole
    One more thing before I leave this fort forever. The suicide tunnel that BESMAR used to save everyone, the reason it was SUICIDE was because it goes through an aquifer, I didn't want to flood the world with our ungodly rape of the land, I WONDER WUT HAPPENS IF I JUST LEAVE IT OPEN THOUGH

    maybe if i come back in 10 years this place will become a lake



    SUICIDE TUNNEL

  8. 2023-01-26 at 2:56 PM UTC
    #68
    Ghost Black Hole
    YOU GOT THIS BESMAR!!! BEST MAN FOR THE JOB

  9. 2023-01-26 at 2:58 PM UTC
    #69
    Ghost Black Hole
    BESMAR NOOOOO!!!!! NOOO!!!!! FUCK SOMEONE FUCKING DIG HIM OUT BEFORE HE SUFFOCATES ON ICE
  10. 2023-01-26 at 3:03 PM UTC
    #70
    Ghost Black Hole


    holy fuck it deleted him

  11. 2023-01-26 at 3:09 PM UTC
    #71
    Ghost Black Hole
    lul

  12. 2023-01-26 at 6:13 PM UTC
    #72
    Ghost Black Hole
    my new fort "beachbridge"

    DIDN'T THINK THE OCEAN WOULD BE FROZEN OVER LOL I don't think the game can consider that during world gen, there are no seasonal ice crossings that I know of. But this should ensure they consider the entire world one connected continent

    also if this thaws before I can build a sealed tunnel through the ice it's gonna be awkward. I WAS GONNA MAKE A BEACH MINE BUT THIS IS COOLER

  13. 2023-01-26 at 6:39 PM UTC
    #73
    Ghost Black Hole
    we have our most retarded engineers on the task that know EXACTLY what they are doing

  14. 2023-04-14 at 12:26 AM UTC
    #74
    Banana Muffin Mix Tuskegee Airman [your disgracefully climbable neckwear]
    fuck I havenpt played this in a min
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  15. 2023-04-14 at 7:33 PM UTC
    #75
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Bradley U smell like a mussel

    Bearded or clean shaven?
  16. 2023-04-15 at 6:42 AM UTC
    #76
    MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Meikai oh god oh fuck i need to play more of this but the fucking elves are freaking out because i offered them a mug encrusted with mussel shells. YOU FUCKING KNIFE EARED PRICKS WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I KILLED THEM THEY'RE SEASHELLS I MEAN I DID KILL THEM MUSSELS ARE LIKE HALF MY FORT'S DIET BUT YOU HAVE NO WAY OF KNOWING THAT

    MusselStud69
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  17. 2023-04-15 at 6:45 AM UTC
    #77
    cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    the fuck is even going on in this thread its not 1985 anymore theres better shit to do when ur tweaked fam
  18. 2023-04-15 at 4:59 PM UTC
    #78
    Banana Muffin Mix Tuskegee Airman [your disgracefully climbable neckwear]
    Originally posted by cryptographiccontrarian the fuck is even going on in this thread its not 1985 anymore theres better shit to do when ur tweaked fam

    im not tweakin
  19. 2023-04-18 at 12:58 AM UTC
    #79
    Banana Muffin Mix Tuskegee Airman [your disgracefully climbable neckwear]
    Originally posted by Ghost my new fort "beachbridge"



    migrants spawned on the ice right as it was melting, the graveyard is starting to fill up nicely



    WATCH THE ICE FUYS



    otter problems



    otter solutions

  20. 2023-04-18 at 1:12 AM UTC
    #80
    Banana Muffin Mix Tuskegee Airman [your disgracefully climbable neckwear]
    A tactical choice:

    Do I send the military charging across a vast empty snow coated ice sheet at the enemy invaders, totally unprotected from their archers

    or do I let the retard goblins continue to be drawn in deeper behind my walls slaughtering my animals and hope to catch their flank and avoid my dwarves becoming target practice swiss cheese

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