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  1. Bradley Florida Man
    Electonic Benefits Transfer for Sustainable Nutritional Assistance Plan, or some shit
  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 What's your snap

    I don't know but my phone constantly tells me of people 'on snap right now'. nanmes I've never even heard of. constant.
  3. Originally posted by Ghost That's guy asked to see my penis more than Bradley b

    Yeah he was sad he missed me skinny dipping bc he said hed always wanted to see a legendary cock in the wild but i said its like unicorns n double rainbows bro v wade u just gotta keep ur eyes open for the nextsighting
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  4. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Yeah he was sad he missed me skinny dipping bc he said hed always wanted to see a legendary cock in the wild but i said its like unicorns n double rainbows bro v wade u just gotta keep ur eyes open for the nextsighting

    🥇
  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    my name is casper i live in the land of the angels making movies and fucking on beaches

    fucker
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    oh also I sound like Chino Moreno
  7. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Yeah he was sad he missed me skinny dipping bc he said hed always wanted to see a legendary cock in the wild but i said its like unicorns n double rainbows bro v wade u just gotta keep ur eyes open for the nextsighting

    Dude when I wanna fuck a gay Spanish person I just ask them if they're dirty, say I'm dirty, pull down my pants and flap my flaccid dick back and forth as couple times till i hear the slapping against my hips. Pull on my pants and ask them por qué? Haha 100% success rate: must have a large penis.
  8. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by mmQ oh also I sound like Chino Moreno

    El grande blanco chorizo, mi titular
  9. Bradley Florida Man
    That's "the big white meat, is my title"
  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    The big white chorizo, my headline
  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    If i met with you id call you whatever spanish is for my big white fluffy pillow boy
  12. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ my name is casper i live in the land of the angels making movies and fucking on beaches

    fucker

    I guarantee you his life is not as glamorous as it sounds. That being said let's all go visit Casper or go to Vegas or something.
  13. Originally posted by Bradley I get EBT SNAP

    There ya go
  14. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Incessant I guarantee you his life is not as glamorous as it sounds. That being said let's all go visit Casper or go to Vegas or something.

    Casper Wyoming? That's where king cobra jfs lives
  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Incessant I guarantee you his life is not as glamorous as it sounds. That being said let's all go visit Casper or go to Vegas or something.

    You GUARANTEE? speaking of Vegas drop some odds then. What's the over/under on Casper's life being glamorous?
  16. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ You GUARANTEE? speaking of Vegas drop some odds then. What's the over/under on Casper's life being glamorous?

    90/10 but I don't know how odds work
  17. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Incessant I guarantee you his life is not as glamorous as it sounds. That being said let's all go visit Casper or go to Vegas or something.

    I have the money and desire to visit Casper immediately
  18. blaster master victim of incest
  19. Originally posted by Incessant I guarantee you his life is not as glamorous as it sounds. That being said let's all go visit Casper or go to Vegas or something.

    Ian is jacked and not only that he weren't the freshest clothes and eats at the best bars
  20. Originally posted by Incessant I guarantee you his life is not as glamorous as it sounds. That being said let's all go visit Casper or go to Vegas or something.

    Um his life doesn't even sound glamorous
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