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Should I bring that lady a card today?
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2023-01-20 at 9:39 PM UTC
Originally posted by blaster master Oh here's an update, I went over there the other day, she ran and hid in the back and everyone was weird to me. Woops.
Now you're obligated to make it weirder yet. She can run but she can't hide. Wait out back for her until her shift is over and do a power rape PAPA DONT PLAY THIS SHIT.
or just go in and ask for the gift card back. Say you meant to give it to someone else and you got the people mixed up.
Or just do the exact same thing bring her another gift but this time it's a dead sparrow or a squirrel with it's guts hanging out.
Call the place and ask for her and when she answers do heavy breathing and a muffled 'This is *insert fake name here*, youre gonna die tonight you stupid bitch.' followed by a bunch of weird high-pitched giggling.
Anyway how were her CO-WOS weird to you? Were they giggling and snickering and rolling their eyes?
I still think she's just embarrassed because she lieks you back and doesn't know how to respond. You need to double down.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-01-20 at 9:48 PM UTCValentines day is coming up soon, you should show up at the store regardless just to freak her out again.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-01-20 at 9:51 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-01-20 at 10:40 PM UTCThis thread is *beer pong shoutz* WARMING UP
*Takes shirts off and puts on a Calvin Klein vintage microfiber bikini* -
2023-01-20 at 10:41 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-01-20 at 10:46 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ Now you're obligated to make it weirder yet. She can run but she can't hide. Wait out back for her until her shift is over and do a power rape PAPA DONT PLAY THIS SHIT.
or just go in and ask for the gift card back. Say you meant to give it to someone else and you got the people mixed up.
Or just do the exact same thing bring her another gift but this time it's a dead sparrow or a squirrel with it's guts hanging out.
Call the place and ask for her and when she answers do heavy breathing and a muffled 'This is *insert fake name here*, youre gonna die tonight you stupid bitch.' followed by a bunch of weird high-pitched giggling.
Anyway how were her CO-WOS weird to you? Were they giggling and snickering and rolling their eyes?
I still think she's just embarrassed because she lieks you back and doesn't know how to respond. You need to double down.
Lol the card giving was a perfect set up for any of these options, your a natural red -
2023-01-20 at 11:55 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-01-20 at 11:58 PM UTC
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2023-01-21 at 12:02 AM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-01-21 at 7:52 AM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-01-21 at 9:36 AM UTC
Originally posted by General Butt.Naked I am the best wingman. Ask Tort. He was ready to scare 2 women off with his raw animal instinct and i rolled up and had them taking off their clothes and drinking tequila in the ocean within a half hour of them calling him a creep. My energy is unparalleled.
That's guy asked to see my penis more than Bradley b -
2023-01-21 at 6:36 PM UTC
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2023-01-21 at 6:42 PM UTCI had sex with a couple dozen people in two weeks. I got two niggas in love with me. I thought I was lonely and then mucho creampies, i don't feelomely anymore. But I do got two bitches in this little town that said WHEN i come back they need to be told, then i got that fat black girl from the navy and that super crazy bitch both near my mom's house. My ex in Milwaukee (with the restarining order) wants this white pipe and so does that gay kid way up north.
And homey i just kinda wanna jack off and ask these people to leave me and my big penis alone.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-01-21 at 6:45 PM UTC
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2023-01-21 at 6:47 PM UTCI'd trade it all for one dumbass tranny in a little town way te fuck up north but she's too stupid and self centered so it's pretty clear she doesn't know how to be in a relationship (we tried twice) without using the other person in a way i found both obvious and irritating.
Kinda like DTs GG, except not that bad.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
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2023-01-21 at 7:43 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
