2023-01-16 at 11:41 PM UTC
Originally posted by RIPtotse
Bro i wanna hook u up with a chick lol. If u lived here itd be so e z
Hook him up with ALL the chicks, bromo deserves it . He stuck to his new diet this year so far and I think that's cool
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2023-01-16 at 11:48 PM UTC
Speedy Parker
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[my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
Originally posted by blaster master
Well my life isn't a movie, so nothing happened, and now looking back i must have embarrassed the shit out of her, and now I feel predatory and I'm not going to go back.
I told you to just ask her out. You came off thirsty.
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Also oppey that reminds me of the Latina at the gas station in Garden City who customer-serviced me too. She said she wasn't allowed to give her number out because of store policy so I wrote mine down for her and she never called me dude she just threw it away
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2023-01-17 at 2:08 AM UTC
Hell yeah, I'm sipping a michelada at Mel's , because I deserve it
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2023-01-20 at 2:54 PM UTC
I'm spilling tea everywhere
2023-01-20 at 3:36 PM UTC
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2023-01-20 at 4:40 PM UTC
aldra
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I think you just need to practice talking to women instead of trying for shows of affection
ease into it instead of giving her what she likely perceived as an ultimatum
2023-01-20 at 4:42 PM UTC
Ulitmatums are ok though if you have her off in the woods and a garotte around her neck.
2023-01-20 at 8:32 PM UTC
frala
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I guarantee she used the mother fucking gift card though. Skank š
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2023-01-20 at 8:34 PM UTC
frala
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Beeboppity boopin down the road with her latte like ahh *sip* this shit is good IāM A SKANK
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2023-01-20 at 8:53 PM UTC
frala
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I hope that latte gave her diarrhea
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2023-01-20 at 9:27 PM UTC
Originally posted by RIPtotse
Bro i wanna hook u up with a chick lol. If u lived here itd be so e z
I am the best wingman. Ask Tort. He was ready to scare 2 women off with his raw animal instinct and i rolled up and had them taking off their clothes and drinking tequila in the ocean within a half hour of them calling him a creep. My energy is unparalleled.
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2023-01-20 at 9:28 PM UTC
The best wingmen/wingwomen are always the fat ugly ones...they make you look like the hot one.
2023-01-20 at 9:29 PM UTC
Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4
Also oppey that reminds me of the Latina at the gas station in Garden City who customer-serviced me too. She said she wasn't allowed to give her number out because of store policy so I wrote mine down for her and she never called me dude she just threw it away
I got u walley come thru lets install some heater pipes n then paint the town Red with the dividends
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2023-01-20 at 9:32 PM UTC
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
The best wingmen/wingwomen are always the fat ugly ones…they make you look like the hot one.
being fatter isnt the secret recipe. Im always more likeable and more charming. And taller. They asked which one of them i liked better but i extolled torts virtues and told them he did underwater demolitions during the osama bin lader raid and they laughed and then we talked about politics and biomedical research and they took their tops off. If he hadnt had to take his drunk friend home, tort wouldve banged.
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