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Should I bring that lady a card today?

  1. #1
    blaster master victim of incest
    Ugh, I can't get her off my mind and my coworkers are all saying they heard on the radio that it's kiss a redhead day. What should I write in the card? Should I get flowers too?
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    Don't buy ANYTHING for someone you haven't even asked out yet.
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    lol why not just talk to her

    I can just tell you'd write some sinister shit in the card anyway, probably without even realising
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  4. #4
    blaster master victim of incest
    Eh you guys suck, people online dating advice is pretty much, oh well it's 2023 and if the apps don't work your pretty much fucked.

    I don't care what you guys say, I'm bringing her a card and some chocolate or something, leave my number in the card,and if she hits me up she hits me up and maybe we can have a nice time together, and if she doesn't hit me up, well, that's that and at least I shot my shot and figured out what it is.
  5. #5
    Incessant African Astronaut
    That's too much. You have a better shot if you do less. Or at least make it one rose instead of a whole bouquet so if it's an unwanted advance and she's embarrassed she's not going to have a ton of attention called to her because she's holding a whole bouqet


    I know she smiled at you but she works customer service it's her job to smile at you and be nice to you.
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    blaster master victim of incest
    You see what I mean? Inc. advice is essentially, well the apps didn't work, you're screwed.
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    Incessant African Astronaut
    No one said that lol
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    blaster master victim of incest
    Alright so here are my options,

    -Card with a nice hand written note about meeting up for coffee sometime this dicuss life goals and see if we have some similar ones.

    -Card with a nice note and some cocolates.

    -Card with a nasty note and a single flower

    -Skip all that shit and just go home and keep doing me.
  9. #9
    Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by blaster master Alright so here are my options,

    -Card with a nice hand written note about meeting up for coffee sometime this dicuss life goals and see if we have some similar ones.

    -Card with a nice note and some cocolates.

    -Card with a nasty note and a single flower

    -Skip all that shit and just go home and keep doing me.

    The only one who knows the answer to this is you. It is somewhere inside of you. I couldn't possibly decide this for you. I can't take that kind of pressure .

    Also a lot of people here are probably going to tell you to do the last one and just stack your bills.
  10. #10
    blaster master victim of incest
    Yeah, I'm gonna get her a card and a star bucks gift card because there's nothing worse than a card with nothing in it.

    I don't care if she doesn't hit me up, I just will feel better if she knows how I feel.
  11. #11
    blaster master victim of incest
    Alright I went to her work and her coworker who's a big fat old white dude who was laughing at me when I was asking her if she had a husband was there. He told me she had just went to lunch and he'd give her the card and Hersheys kisses [it's kiss a red head day].

    I feel better I did it, now I think I quit thinking about here all the time because I know my feelings and intentions are out there and if she's not interested, hey then she won't reach out and there's literally 20 other car parts stores in my town, so it's no big deal if I feel to awkward to go back.
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  12. #12
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Originally posted by Incessant That's too much. You have a better shot if you do less. Or at least make it one rose instead of a whole bouquet so if it's an unwanted advance and she's embarrassed she's not going to have a ton of attention called to her because she's holding a whole bouqet


    I know she smiled at you but she works customer service it's her job to smile at you and be nice to you.

    how does her being embarassed matter for him or change his shot how betetr of a shot he has?
  13. #13
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Bro lol why not just be like eh do u have [insert ghey social media here] or is there anyway i could get ur phone number? Oh cool, i was just seeing if you maybe wanted to grab coffee or lunch sometime, and if she has a bf or whatever shell prolly tell u at this point


    Wtf is wrong with everyone getting pussy is so easy its literally like one of those things its better not to do a bunch of because its expensive, somewhat hedonistic, and usally counter productive to doing baller shit. Kinda like drugs. Women r like hard drugs so be careful
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  14. #14
    Originally posted by Wariat how does her being embarassed matter for him or change his shot how betetr of a shot he has?

    Showing up to someone you don't know with gifts for them is pretty much as creepy (as the young kids like to say) and cringy (and the not so young..but still pretty young kids like to say) as a young nigga in love can get.

    Just the facts ma'am.
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  15. #15
    blaster master victim of incest
    Lol so while I was at the dollar store getting her a card, this mentally handicapped woman came up and started talking to me and touching me and shit, and this older black lady like pulled her away from me. Maybe i'm like the mentally handicapped lady LOL

    Anyways, have a laugh at me all you want, i'm not as cool or socially knowledgeable as you guys, and def not as hot as RIPTotse, so idk, I gotta play a different game than you guys
  16. #16
    Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by blaster master Lol so while I was at the dollar store getting her a card, this mentally handicapped woman came up and started talking to me and touching me and shit, and this older black lady like pulled her away from me. Maybe i'm like the mentally handicapped lady LOL

    Anyways, have a laugh at me all you want, i'm not as cool or socially knowledgeable as you guys, and def not as hot as RIPTotse, so idk, I gotta play a different game than you guys

    How hot is he?
  17. #17
    blaster master victim of incest
    Originally posted by Incessant How hot is he?

    6'6 and heroin skinny
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  18. #18
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Showing up to someone you don't know with gifts for them is pretty much as creepy (as the young kids like to say) and cringy (and the not so young..but still pretty young kids like to say) as a young nigga in love can get.

    Just the facts ma'am.

    I don't care who you are, if you just randomly bring me gifts, you're automatically kinda cool and now I'm intrigued further. Moar gifts ploxen
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    Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by blaster master 6'6 and heroin skinny

    It's not the 90s lol it's actually your season red. TikTok is obsessed with big brother boys.
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    Haxxor African Astronaut
    Originally posted by blaster master Ugh, I can't get her off my mind and my coworkers are all saying they heard on the radio that it's kiss a redhead day. What should I write in the card? Should I get flowers too?

    I’m perplexed by the fact that it hasn’t occurred to anyone including OP to simply strike up a conversation with this woman and see where it goes.
    No gifts
    No games

    No bull shit
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