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  1. #21
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny doimg backyard assstronomy is just like masturbating to pornography.

    whatever tiny little spot of bright light that you see thru your little eyepiece countless others have seen it, sniffed it, and fondled it with their building-sized, space-mounted, gyro-stabilized, gem stone-mirrored, REAL telescope.

    enjoy bending over and looking into your what ? 2' refractor ?



    while i enjoy hi-res images taken by NASA from the comfort of my sofabed.

    Vinny once again revealing he knows nothing about Amateur astronomy or astrophotography, the one science where the amateur can and do make discoveries all the time.

    ..like this chick who discovered and had named after her a planetary nebula.

  2. #22
    Incessant African Astronaut
    Here is my craziest story

    I was sitting at the bottom of my driveway in my family home which is on an area with very little light pollution. I was pulling tarot cards for myself and I remember the tower was in there which scareded me. Looking back that was a time eihjt before shit got real shitty.

    I saw this unidentified flying object that was basically staying hovering over my house. And when you stared at it yoi coile see it was shaped like a triangle with a concave bottom line of the triangle and lights on app three corners. It was flying in darting patterns not usually for a plane or helicopter ans then it would just stop and hover.

    I wanted to have evidence so I ran inside and asked my dad to come look at it. He looked up and kind of furrowed his brow and all he said was "well thats not good" and I was like you agree it's not a normal ship and he agreed and then went back inside. I stayed for a while and tried to take pictures but cell phone cameras sucked this was probably 2010 or 11. When you expand the pictures it looks like half the face of an old man is looking at you with only one eye open. The ship stayed over an hour and I got bored so I went inside. The craziest part is I asked my dad to corporate my story to my sister. And he said "what are you talking about dear, I told you that was probably the north star." And I know when my dad was wasted not just a little drunk and he was definitely not wasted.

    After researching I decided that was probably a government reverse engineered ship. But at the time I really hoped it was my star family saying they are watching over me.
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  3. #23
    Originally posted by Incessant Here is my craziest story

    I was sitting at the bottom of my driveway in my family home which is on an area with very little light pollution. I was pulling tarot cards for myself and I remember the tower was in there which scareded me. Looking back that was a time eihjt before shit got real shitty.

    I saw this unidentified flying object that was basically staying hovering over my house. And when you stared at it yoi coile see it was shaped like a triangle with a concave bottom line of the triangle and lights on app three corners. It was flying in darting patterns not usually for a plane or helicopter ans then it would just stop and hover.

    I wanted to have evidence so I ran inside and asked my dad to come look at it. He looked up and kind of furrowed his brow and all he said was "well thats not good" and I was like you agree it's not a normal ship and he agreed and then went back inside. I stayed for a while and tried to take pictures but cell phone cameras sucked this was probably 2010 or 11. When you expand the pictures it looks like half the face of an old man is looking at you with only one eye open. The ship stayed over an hour and I got bored so I went inside. The craziest part is I asked my dad to corporate my story to my sister. And he said "what are you talking about dear, I told you that was probably the north star." And I know when my dad was wasted not just a little drunk and he was definitely not wasted.

    After researching I decided that was probably a government reverse engineered ship. But at the time I really hoped it was my star family saying they are watching over me.

  4. #24
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Vinny once again revealing he knows nothing about Amateur astronomy or astrophotography, the one science where the amateur can and do make discoveries all the time.

    ..like this chick who discovered and had named after her a planetary nebula.




    doesnt know that there are more stars amd gaylaxies and nebulaes than the sum total of all human being ever borned on this planet.

    you are going to run out of names of every kind before every heavenly bodies in this universe are named.



    jiggaboo thinks its a big deal to have a heavenly object named after someone.

  5. #25
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny

    doesnt know that there are more stars amd gaylaxies and nebulaes than the sum total of all human being ever borned on this planet.

    you are going to run out of names of every kind before every heavenly bodies in this universe are named.



    jiggaboo thinks its a big deal to have a heavenly object named after someone.




    Display of 3rd world education from someone who can't even afford a refrigerator and has no hobbies.

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  6. #26
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson

    Display of 3rd world education from someone who can't even afford a refrigerator and has no hobbies.


    ↑ revels with glee when given a grain of sand

  7. #27
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny ↑ revels with glee when given a grain of sand


    Is green with jealousy over the ability to keep milk cold.
  8. #28
    doesnt drink milks due to lactose intollerance.

  9. #29
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny doesnt drink milks due to not having a refrigerator and has never heard of soy/almond milk .


    FTFY
  10. #30
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson FTFY

    doesnt know plant based milks dont require refrigeration/

  11. #31
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny doesnt know plant based milks dont require refrigeration/


    Doesn't know they taste better refrigerated because he doesn't own a fridge.

  12. #32
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Doesn't know they taste better refrigerated because he doesn't own a fridge.


    cope by denying that tongues are less sensitive when cold.

  13. #33
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny cope by denying that tongues are less sensitive when cold.


    Wouldn't know how sensitive a cold tongue is because he doesn't have a fridge to cool food and drinks

  14. #34
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Wouldn't know how sensitive a cold tongue is because he doesn't have a fridge to cool food and drinks


    ↑ thinks cold drinks come exclusively from the fridge.

    :yaoO
  15. #35
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    ENOUGH YAO MING THIS IS AN ASTRONOMY THREAD U NEGROS
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  16. #36
    Originally posted by RIPtotse ENOUGH YAO MING THIS IS AN ASTRONOMY THREAD U NEGROS

    Sorry, Vinny gets lonely overnight when I'm not around to give him attention and kind of blows his load when I show up.
  17. #37
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Sorry, Vinny gets lonely overnight when I'm not around to give him attention and kind of blows his load when I show up.



    says the one who dates his vendor.
  18. #38
    Originally posted by RIPtotse ENOUGH YAO MING THIS IS AN ASTRONOMY THREAD U NEGROS

    thats racist
  19. #39
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Man I used to have a telescope as a kid, it really pissed me off that the viewfinder was upside down so I couldn’t spy on people

    However my uncle had a short fat one but he wouldn’t let me play with it 😳
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  20. #40
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by Grylls Man I used to have a telescope as a kid, it really pissed me off that the viewfinder was upside down so I couldn’t spy on people

    However my uncle had a short fat one but he wouldn’t let me play with it 😳

    Ok thats uh..sorta on topic grylls ur learning
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