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  1. Bradley Florida Man
    Please stop making fun of me, you are really hurting my feelings
  2. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley Please stop making fun of me, I am choosing to be really upset over your comments, instead of brushing them off. That's because I am weak & undisciplined, mentally. I possess an external locus of control.
  3. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by WellHung

    I agree. I wish I was so accustomed to being insulted like you Well Hung
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  4. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley I agree. I wish I was so accustomed to being insulted like you Well Hung

    Lol, practice makes perfect.
  5. Originally posted by DontTellEm Ya ur not 29. Ur at least 40 bro

    premature ejaculation can cause premature ageing in offsprings
  6. Bradley Florida Man
    I'm not a premature ejaculator
  7. Bradley Florida Man
    I'm on a large dose of anti depressants that it takes me awhile to be climax
  8. Originally posted by Bradley I'm not a premature ejaculator

    i wasnt saying your your own offspring.
  9. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny learning how to play keyboard.

    someone threw away an old 30 year old keyboard so i pick it up, took everything apart to wash it and put it back together again.

    the thing was full of gunk and dusts and cock-roach eggs, hatched and unhatched. took me half a day to wash all the keys and dust off the boards and a week for them all to dry.

    works fine now, hopefully i have talents for this.

    if not then theres another one reason to keel myself.

    Post cool piano tunes
  10. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley Please stop making fun of me, you are really hurting my feelings

    you look your age bradley. beards make age more ambiguous.
  11. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    bout to go take a shit, then move 75 sheets of tin then load all my ladders and scafling onto my one ton for the winter so its not in the way of my snowmobiling through my yard, then picking up anything that will get frozen to the ground or lost till spring after it starts snowing today
  12. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    getting over an almost cold,, sneezy for 4 days so far little congested havent been this sick in over 12 years
  13. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by POLECAT getting over an almost cold,, sneezy for 4 days so far little congested havent been this sick in over 12 years

    If you truly are a regular tobacco smoker, then you most certainly have gotten 'this' sick in the last 12 years. Cancer sticks tremendously sicken people. Tobacco should be outlawed, but they got the lobbying in Congress, still.
  14. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by troon you look your age bradley. beards make age more ambiguous.

    He looks like a fucking douchebag queer, is what he looks like... especially with how he dresses.
  15. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley I'm on a large dose of anti depressants that it takes me awhile to be climax

    I had the same problem many years ago... sometimes i cud not even keep an erection. So I started halving my doses. That really reduced the vast majority of the unpleasant side effects. I still do it to this day. I supplement with 5-HTP Plus and sunlight (when available) to provide me with more serotonin, and to help account for what I'm missing from reducing my dosage.
  16. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by WellHung If you truly are a regular tobacco smoker, then you most certainly have gotten 'this' sick in the last 12 years. Cancer sticks tremendously sicken people. Tobacco should be outlawed, but they got the lobbying in Congress, still.

    really nigger, don't you know me by now?

    I don't follow the rules I don't associate with parents or pedos or childen I don't wash my hands often nor do I commit to regular showers, I smoke 2.3 packs a day and 2 oz's of weed every month and I havent been truly sick in over 12 years.

    my immunity's are off the charts.

    go take a bath you sickly old geezer
  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Watching people shovel while I don't shovel.
  18. Ghost Black Hole
    Dawn. Scrony hitting that krek how many times you hit that krek
    One toomany times ya god damn bitch one of these days u dead in a ditch
  19. Originally posted by mmQ Watching people shovel while I don't shovel.

    Shoveling just causes a smooth slippery surface...if you want someone to break their neck shovel their walkway for them.
  20. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    just built a wood shed from the roof down u no just like I told smeel hunger that I don't follow the rules I went out and slid 5 sheets of barn metal up on the roof then propped it on the wood stacks and tossed some 2x4's under it to hold form then got 3 16' 4x4's and used them for beams under the tin then scrounged some posts for to hold up the beams and then tossed some pallets up on it to hold the tin in place till I screw it together tomorrow
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