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  1. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Eating oatmeal and coffee and getting stoned
  2. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by aldra until you can't get it anymore

    https://patents.google.com/patent/US3994941A

    The starting materials of formula I of this invention, substituted or unsubstituted 1-methyl-6-phenyl-4H-s-triazolo-[4,3-a][1,4]benzodiazepines, are known in the art, e.g. Hester et al., J. Med. Chem. 14, 1078 [ 1971]; and U.S. Pat. No. 3,734,922

    IS THIS THE RIGHT ONE

    You can make a lot of the precursors SUBSTITUTED WITH A BROMINE OR MAYBE EVEN A FLUORINE ATOM INSTEAD if you can find someone willing to do the PHOSPHORUS part for you or if you can clandestinely make war gases
  3. Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by mmQ *It isn't full of delicious cheese sandwiches

    Nope

  4. Ghost Black Hole
    your resizing method sucks

    its not hard to remove a background

    even if you removed the imgflip watermark the text is offputting because it has a shadow against a not #f00000 black and the human eye can't unsee that shit

    a piss poor edit but much better use of technique 👍
  5. Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Ghost your resizing method sucks


    Cry some more fuckwit
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  6. learning how to play keyboard.

    someone threw away an old 30 year old keyboard so i pick it up, took everything apart to wash it and put it back together again.

    the thing was full of gunk and dusts and cock-roach eggs, hatched and unhatched. took me half a day to wash all the keys and dust off the boards and a week for them all to dry.

    works fine now, hopefully i have talents for this.

    if not then theres another one reason to keel myself.
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  7. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    just packed up my tools and called the building inspector on my contractor for not properly prepping the concrete work
    then called the EPA on him for burning carpet at another job and now I'm about to turn him for being e felon with a gun and a meth habit.
  8. Originally posted by POLECAT … he is down to 1.5 carpenters 1 painter and 3 nimrod laborers . he is fucked with me or without me so its in his best interest to pay me better than we agreed to because I'm doing 2wice as much as we agreed on.

    That .5 carpenter is only half the man you thought he was?
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  9. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]


    LOL
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  10. CandyRein Black Hole
    Someone is mad 🤭😭
  11. CandyRein Black Hole
    *tokes*
  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
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  13. Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ That .5 carpenter is only half the man you thought he was?

    its hard to type 3/5 of a carpenter.
  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Penis
  15. Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by CandyRein Someone is mad 🤭😭

    He always cryin boo
  16. Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Rape Monster Eating oatmeal and coffee and getting stoned

    Chew your coffee thoroughly!
  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I mean what is better than just waking up to the aroma of Foldgers? Does it get any better than that?
  18. Originally posted by mmQ I mean what is better than just waking up to the aroma of Foldgers? Does it get any better than that?

    Never waking up.
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  19. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Never waking up.

    crushed to death in your sleep by a big bag of Folgers™.
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Please know I didn't mean that. I hate coffee tbh fams
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