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  1. CandyRein Black Hole
    Toking and relaxing my tootsies in my foot spa , while listening to a Livestream about a high profile celebrity case between two recording artists
  2. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Barely jack off anymore these days and busted the fattest nut to some fetish porn for the first time in about 3 weeks
  3. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    sometimes a man has to go back to watching soft porn or tease vids in order to calm the wild sex freak inside us all, it will not work you most for up to a few weeks but then it will. its a self repair to save ur soul
  4. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by Rape Monster Barely jack off anymore these days and busted the fattest nut to some fetish porn for the first time in about 3 weeks

    I havent jacked off in months. Why would i do that when i can stick my dick in pussy basically anytime i want.


    As for what im doing right now...working. cant wait to get off and go smoke a cone. I have one left..gonna stop and pick up more otw home. I used to be against cones and just rolled j's but now i love them, king size of course.
  5. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Nomming rosemary crackers and cottage cheese
  6. Bradley Florida Man
    I'm gonna go lay in bed and think about my future and how bright it will be
  7. Originally posted by Balloon Man Post cool piano tunes

    im learning the love scene from terminator 1
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  8. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny im learning the love scene from terminator 1

    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  9. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny im learning the love scene from terminator 1

    When you feel confident please post your best piano skills
  10. WellHung Black Hole
    Groveling
  11. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    bought the last generator at home depo at 6;15 am cuz the lines were down across the whole state and I knew if I didnt buy a genny it would be 4 or 5 dys without so I dropped 1200 bucks on the last one knowing we would have juice by dark today and it came on about an hr ago.

    took my new sled for a ride and the snow was so wet and deep it just pushed snow like a snowplow till it got stuck then I had to dig it out and dig out a place to turn around then got stuck again dug out and got back out in the road and came home
  12. Bradley Florida Man
    gonna eat my pancakes from breakfast i didn't touch when i was at dennys earlier with my friends from AA.
  13. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    AA is for quitter's
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  14. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by POLECAT AA is for quitter's

    You get free coffee and donuts too
  15. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Bradley gonna eat my pancakes from breakfast i didn't touch when i was at dennys earlier with my friends from AA.

    You ever make a pancake breakfast sandwich? Make two little pancakes, bacon or sausage of whatever, a cooked egg and a little maple syrup. It's like a fancy mcgriddle
  16. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by Rape Monster You ever make a pancake breakfast sandwich? Make two little pancakes, bacon or sausage of whatever, a cooked egg and a little maple syrup. It's like a fancy mcgriddle

    without the red slime human baby meat
  17. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by POLECAT without the red slime human baby meat

    ? we serve food here, sir
  18. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by POLECAT AA is for quitter's

    I want to quit drinking and stay not drinking yeah and it helps me and I enjoy going.


    Originally posted by Rape Monster You get free coffee and donuts too

    I bring bags of popcorn and give 1-2$ everytime I go to offset the very low costs of coffee and expenses for the meeting house.

    Originally posted by Rape Monster You ever make a pancake breakfast sandwich? Make two little pancakes, bacon or sausage of whatever, a cooked egg and a little maple syrup. It's like a fancy mcgriddle

    yes I worked at a breakfast diner called George Webb's in Milwaukee as the manager, i've eaten every breakfast item i could think of and deep fried every normally not deep fried food I could think of during my tenure.

    Originally posted by Rape Monster ? we serve food here, sir

    He'll take a penis colada
  19. Bradley Florida Man
    also i use two waffles i didn't cut in half or 2 pieces of french toast not cut in half, so it's still a huge piece of bread, i think it was called texas toast, then I layer on eggs, sausage patties (turkey, as I don't eat pork) swiss and american cheese, salsa & then I chop up onion and fry them, mix with syrup and pour onto it, then I smash it as hard as i can with my palm so it all smushes together and grill it both sides witha cover on so it all becomes one served with pineapple juice
  20. Bradley Florida Man
    I'm reading Levítico 11:27 ``Y de entre los animales que andan sobre ...https://bibliaparalela.com › leviticus
    27``Y de entre los animales que andan sobre cuatro patas, los que andan sobre sus garras son inmundos para vosotros; todo el que toque sus cadáveres quedará ...

    to my roommates who are making pork chops and pork shanks and shit in the kitichen
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