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During this time of year... at this northerly latitude... I'm not able to receive enough daily sunlight...

  1. #41
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson You're Jaundiced not brown/tanned.

    because you see this world thru your jaundiced glasses and prejudiced eyes.
  2. #42
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny because you see this world thru your jaundiced glasses and prejudiced eyes.

    Lashing out at the handsome white man announced.
  3. #43
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny placebo feels just like the real thing, i know.

    I was feeling much improved on all levels after sunbathing (assuming i didnt overdo it) long before I discovered the scientific knowledge/research that supported what i felt. In fact, my anecdotal experiences were the catalyst for my attainment of the pertinent information. Try again, youngster. 👍🌷
  4. #44
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Lashing out at the handsome white man announced.

    the attractiveness of men are proportionally tied to their head-hair count,
  5. #45
    Originally posted by WellHung I was feeling much improved on all levels after sunbathing (assuming i didnt overdo it) long before I discovered the scientific knowledge/research that supported what i felt. In fact, my anecdotal experiences were the catalyst for my attainment of the pertinent information. Try again, youngster. 👍🌷

    that was due to exposure to half naked little boys in their swimming attire.
  6. #46
    Bradley Florida Man
    I don't tan if it happens that's cool but I don't intentionally make it happen, similarly I don't use sunblock
  7. #47
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny the attractiveness of men are proportionally tied to their head-hair count,



    I've got more hair on my head that you do on your Asian chin, chest, balls and ass combined.
  8. #48
    Bradley Florida Man
    op is a chubby albino spongebob shaped man
  9. #49
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson

    I've got more hair on my head that you do on your Asian chin, chest, balls and ass combined.

    nice wig.
  10. #50
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley op is a chubby albino spongebob shaped man

    Post some pics so we can take a look and laugh at him.
  11. #51
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Living in modern society with all it's modern conveniences is a daily dalliance with death. Even your pillow can give you cancer induced flashbacks to Nam.

    I say go ahead and live on the edge and get that EZ tan membership.

    I agree with your point. However, i just can't bring myself to do it. Obviously, it's not that I don't do other things that are harmful to myself. I just don't want to fucking get in one of those machines. I dont trust the bastards that make them. and I'm frightened that they might close on me and not reopen, and I'll get trapped in there, lol. Claustrophobic much? 🙂😚
  12. #52
    Originally posted by WellHung I agree with your point. However, i just can't bring myself to do it. Obviously, it's not that I don't do other things that are harmful to myself. I just don't want to fucking get in one of those machines. I dont trust the bastards that make them. and I'm frightened that they might close on me and not reopen, and I'll get trapped in there, lol. Claustrophobic much? 🙂😚

    Just think of the naked sweet ass that was in the machine before you...
  13. #53
    just buy a few high-powered UV flood lights and mount it on your ceiling.

  14. #54
    Bradley Florida Man
    why don't you get one of those SAD lights

    Seasonal Affect Disorder or some shit
  15. #55
    WellHung Black Hole
    Everybody needs more melanin in their lives.
  16. #56
    Bradley Florida Man
    Seasonal affective disorder treatment: Choosing a light box

    https://www.mayoclinic.org › in-depth › art-20048298

    Seasonal affective disorder (SAD) is a type of depression that typically occurs each year during fall and winter. Use of a light box can offer relief.

    What does a SAD light do for you?
    The light produced by the light box simulates the sunlight that's missing during the darker winter months. It's thought the light may improve SAD by encouraging your brain to reduce the production of melatonin (a hormone that makes you sleepy) and increase the production of serotonin (a hormone that affects your mood).

    https://www.amazon.com/Therapy-Sunlight-Adjustable-Brightness-Function/dp/B0B9MWG56B/ref=asc_df_B0B9MWG56B/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=598244663013&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=14527613442133103838&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=c&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9011852&hvtargid=pla-1875429158856&psc=1

    You're basically an iguana with more advanced cognition.
  17. #57
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I have one of those but I've used it like twice in 8 years. It feels silly like I just sit in front of a bar of light and am supposed to happy
  18. #58
    Bradley Florida Man
    as opposed to snorting an inert line of powder off a mirror and being happy
  19. #59
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley why don't you get one of those SAD lights

    Seasonal Affect Disorder or some shit

    Like Wren, been there, done that. Produced no discernible effects to me. Nothing can substitute for our star, the Sun. We bask in all of our Earthly glory because of her.
  20. #60
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley as opposed to snorting an inert line of powder off a mirror and being happy

    Inert means having no chemical or biological effects. Snorting cocaine produces extremely intense chemical effects.
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