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During this time of year... at this northerly latitude... I'm not able to receive enough daily sunlight...

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    WellHung Black Hole
    To satisfy my cravings. Furthermore, my natural tan is fading and I am starting to look deathly pale... Folks, should I give in to temptation... and enter a cancer (tanning) booth?
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    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]


    Non natural tans are for degenerates.
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    people who cares about the asthetics of their skin color are either a female, of a faggot.

    specifically a beta faggot.
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    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny people who cares about the asthetics of their skin color are either a female, of a faggot.

    specifically a beta faggot.

    You sound extremely familiar with the inner workings of what constitutes being a beta faggot.☺
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    Vitamin D supplements are a good idea. And spray tan.
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    Originally posted by WellHung To satisfy my cravings. Furthermore, my natural tan is fading and I am starting to look deathly pale… Folks, should I give in to temptation… and enter a cancer (tanning) booth?

    Living in modern society with all it's modern conveniences is a daily dalliance with death. Even your pillow can give you cancer induced flashbacks to Nam.

    I say go ahead and live on the edge and get that EZ tan membership.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Living in modern society with all it's modern conveniences is a daily dalliance with death. Even your pillow can give you cancer induced flashbacks to Nam.

    I say go ahead and live on the edge and get that EZ tan membership.

    😂😅
    My dad always taught me... no risk, no reward!
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    Originally posted by WellHung 😂😅
    My dad always taught me… no risk, no reward!

    your ass was his risk and reward.
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    Originally posted by WellHung You sound extremely familiar with the inner workings of what constitutes being a beta faggot.☺

    i have a phd in faggotology.
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    HTS highlight reel
    Hahaha what even is sunlight? Who needs that shit? My skin is pale and pink and perfect. OwO
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    just take some melanotan 2.
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    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i have a phd in faggotology.

    damm.

    i should have wrote a book.

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    Bradley Florida Man
    What state were you living in at hte time WellHung?
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    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley What state were you living in at hte time WellHung?

    41.73 degrees North
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    Bradley Florida Man
    oh i love that place
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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    its only light out for 6.5 hrs up here
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    Bradley Florida Man
    i think after I get my bachelor degree from Florida the next place i wanna live is Tennessee.
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    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny people who cares about the asthetics of their skin color are either a female, of a faggot.

    specifically a beta faggot.

    The tan is actually a secondary benefit (Even though I realize it is technically skin damage). The primary reason I crave sunlight (especially those rays of an angle of incidence 40° or greater) is that it causes endorphins and serotonin to be generated in my body. My body does not produce enough serotonin, on average, throughout the calendar year, at my location. Hence, my diagnosis of Major Depressive Disorder. Neurotransmitters are important, nigger. 👍🤙🤟
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    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley i think after I get my bachelor degree from Florida the next place i wanna live is Tennessee.

    Why?
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    Bradley Florida Man
    aren't you in florida?
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