wut did u dream about last night

1. 2022-10-24 at 2:25 AM UTC

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   Balloon Man African Astronaut
   Pishmaster swish
2. 2022-11-10 at 10:54 AM UTC

   #482
   Kafka sweaty
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3. 2022-11-10 at 12:56 PM UTC

   #483
   Kafka sweaty
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4. 2022-11-14 at 4:13 PM UTC

   #484
   Kafka sweaty
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5. 2022-11-14 at 5 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   The executive toilet at work was removed, I went in to do my business and it was completely gone and the flooring had been redone with wood panels, so no hole or anything where the toilet was.
   
   I asked the boss where the toilet had gone and he said he had it removed because I was shitting too much and smelling up the office...I said so what am I supposed to do now? he said "there's plenty of toilets in the back". I voiced my displeasure at having to use the same toilets as the rabble and he said "Oh well"...
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   • I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4
6. 2022-11-20 at 3:59 AM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole

   Originally posted by Kafka On a bus in England,

   
   bloody chrio0st shamus we got one of ur own on dere STOP DA DANG BUS
7. 2022-11-20 at 7:25 AM UTC

   #487
   Kafka sweaty
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8. 2022-11-20 at 7:29 AM UTC

   #488
   Kafka sweaty
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9. 2022-11-20 at 8:14 AM UTC

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   slide22 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Kafka I thought I was going to die of fright, woke up calling for help through sleep paralysis. It was the people from the O.E.C centre talking about what they’d just seen. Red eyes they all explained it away before giving an instructor the chance to say what he’d seen. I was dared to go into the church, there was a room off to the side where someone was waiting for me, through glass doors but I couldn’t go in there, instead I had to go up to this curtain area, it’s fading now but I knew a nun was behind it so I freaked out and ran to the other room, I could hear this moaning/humming getting louder. Too late I went to the table and it was four nuns sitting around it humming, one grabbed my arm and her eyes were white, I thought I was going to die of fright. Woke up and the sounds are some dog moaning and a lawnmower?

   
   I had that and my eyes opened and I saw this cat-alien thing and I couldn't move but I wanted to grab it and kill it so bad. it was so real. I broke out of my peralysis and lunged for it from the bed I was on and it ran under it and portal away somewhere. I couldn't find the fucker
   
   they say it was wake/sleep syndrome caused by sleep apnea.
   
   felt so real :(
   
   i was like 20-21 at the time. I had it on a plane coming back from NYC over Vegas. hot and I started having convulsions trying to wake up. trying to kick my leg which is what I do when I have it on my bed to kick me out of the paralysis. usually you can focus on a leg and move it. For me it's my right leg. and if I kick hard enough it breaks free.
   
   try it. dehydration and heat does it. the plane has air blowing through it and is dry as fuck in the plane.
   
   send me Photos of you naked and completely covered in post-its
10. 2022-11-20 at 8:15 AM UTC

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    Ghost Black Hole
    a big old dog
11. 2022-11-20 at 10:06 AM UTC

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    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Benis bux
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    • aldra
12. 2022-11-20 at 10:47 AM UTC

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    General Butt.Naked Space Nigga
    I dreamt i was in a church full of people, family and friends. And i was on fire and i kept trying to put it out but it was almost like putting water on a grease fire. Just kept spreading. Eventually i turned to ash and got shot into space through a black hole in the floor and then i woke up and was choking on my vomit bc i ate too much chili n dranl too much tequila
13. 2022-11-20 at 11:53 AM UTC

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    electric sheep
14. 2022-11-20 at 3:34 PM UTC

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    Bradley Black Hole
    since i started smoking weed daily i haven't really been dreaming too much
15. 2022-11-27 at 2:09 AM UTC

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    Dissociator African Astronaut
    Hawkeye, trapper John and frank burns. In some sort of laboratory while they are being shelled. And then a black and white sort of film noir setting with Klinger in a suit and leading a couple of mafiosos in toledo.
    
    And then saw a couple dragster in black and white dissappear into a tunnel
16. 2022-11-27 at 4:01 AM UTC

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    Balloon Man African Astronaut
    More like gay eye
17. 2022-11-27 at 4:38 AM UTC

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    "what does a Japanese man call his Jap's eye? ...My eye?"
    
    things falling apart, constantly for the last few weeks
18. 2022-11-27 at 6:46 AM UTC

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    slide22 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by aldra electric sheep

    
    Don't dream
    
    And PK Dick was on meth most of his adult life
19. 2022-11-27 at 6:49 AM UTC

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    slide22 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked I dreamt i was in a church full of people, family and friends. And i was on fire and i kept trying to put it out but it was almost like putting water on a grease fire. Just kept spreading. Eventually i turned to ash and got shot into space through a black hole in the floor and then i woke up and was choking on my vomit bc i ate too much chili n dranl too much tequila

    
    Iv had that before
    
    I have reoccurring nightmares of nuclear war
    
    And I hate when acid reflux pushed into your airway
    
    Burns like fire. And you have a cough attack trying to cough stomach flush out of your bronchial tube
20. 2022-11-27 at 9:13 AM UTC

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    paperzzog Yung Blood
    I DONT REALLY REMEMBER ANY OF MY DREAMS.