2022-03-11 at 11:54 PM UTC
Weird dream last night. I was down in a ravine near a little trickling creek and I found lots of cool dream mushrooms. They were huge, between knee to waist height and very much unlike any real life mushrooms. I picked a couple big ones and was pleased with myself, but then I couldn't get back up the side of the ravine. The sides were too steep and whenever managed to get close to the top gravity would kind of wig out and start changing directions like a salvia trip.
Eventually after calling out a few times some random bystanders reached down from the top and sort of pulled me up and out. I needed both hands and had to leave the strange mushrooms behind. I went back to my "home," which was this sort of prefabricated shed thing with a ladder that went up to a small loft. I went inside the shed and went up to the loft where a bed was. On the bed was one of my elementary school friend's mom. I approached the bed and she stirred and instantly started talking dirty to me. As she talked dirty, I felt pleasure coming from my crotch region. A boner rapidly grew and erupted from my pants. She kept speaking to me in a dumpster-slut pornstar manner and magically, telekinetically enchanting my woody with her words. After a minute or so I pulled up the covers to reveal the lower half of her lingerie-clad body and leaned over, deposited some spooge on her leg. Then I woke up.
Luckily I did not jizz the bed, close call.
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2022-03-12 at 12:02 AM UTC
A lot of times my dreams disintegrate into near nothingness when I wake up, only remembering like a visual snapshot of the last moment in the dream. About once or twice a week I'll have a dream where I can remember most of what happens. Those are my favorite, I wish it happened more often.
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2022-03-12 at 12:06 AM UTC
Originally posted by smokemon
A lot of times my dreams disintegrate into near nothingness when I wake up, only remembering like a visual snapshot of the last moment in the dream. About once or twice a week I'll have a dream where I can remember most of what happens. Those are my favorite, I wish it happened more often.
This is far and away the strangest phenomenon regarding dreams. Im sure science has attempted to explain it but it's always weird to think about how you can wake up, vividly remember all these details from this event that seemingly just happened, even swear to yourself that you won't forget- there's no way you could forget- and then like ten seconds later, you just..forget.
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2022-03-12 at 8:27 PM UTC
Boo Radley told me not to keep my conscience so clean otherwise my aura would be too bright and blind people, then I’d have to stay indoors all day like him.
2022-03-12 at 9:11 PM UTC
Just soaking in the bath tub drinking an ice cold Topo Chico . Try pouring some on you're shallowly submerged hairy organs and see what the bubbles do guys it's amazing simply amwzing. The drink is truly a miraculous refreshment with a great backs tory about the emporers daighter
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2022-03-13 at 8:55 PM UTC
fona had purchased some pallets of crap that was returned to amazon or some place like that and he had given me one because it had some electronic gadget on top he thought i could use, he was really hooking me up good by giving me this pallet of stuff he figured. well i opened it up more ( it was a gaylord box ) to get to the gadget but it was totally broken and the rest of the box was full of moldy shrink wrapped sub sandwiches that people didnt want anymore. then my teeth fell out
at another point i was rewiring a vintage electric oven but after hours of work i realize i did it WRONG. there was other stuff that was a lot cooler but i forgot it
2022-03-13 at 9:55 PM UTC
I don't have dreams any more.
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2022-03-14 at 11:01 AM UTC
I had a dream that it was today and I went to work on my day off and forgot my phone and then for some reason I walked home. During the walk I noticed a utility pole was on fire at the bottom and someone walked up with a phone in their hands saying "I'm not a fucking idiot it's ON FIRE" and I heard the operator say "we can't respond unless it's a class 2 or higher" the guy said "it will be soon"
and then I kept walking and noticed another utility pole on fire, all of them suddenly started to combust quickly and reach the trees and spread to houses, then I got hit with embers and tried to run away and I noticed houses blowing up, fire, explosions, the sky shattered like glass, the ground started to crumble I shouted "WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING" I saw the guy with the phone and grabbed him and yelled "IT'S THE END TIMES! THE CHRISTIANS WERE RIGHT!" right at that moment we both turned into skeletons and were instantly vaporized, I saw my death, I saw my bones and saw the world die
It said "This is the end" and I was being whisked off into the afterlife. You are still alive when you die, it's pretty chill actually. I refused to believe this is how my life ends and woke myself up hoping I had one more day to abuse drugs and drink as much as possible
good morning
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2022-03-14 at 12:05 PM UTC
Taking a shit in your mom's pussy
2022-03-14 at 12:40 PM UTC
taking a pussy in ur mom's shit.
2022-03-14 at 1:05 PM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
I smoked before bed and as usual I don't dream if I smoke before bed. if I dont smoke some woman usually wakes me up sukin my dik,, makes me mad cuz I always wake before I get the BJ,, like right as she is about to put the tip in the first time,, its total fuckery,, but who don't wake up for a dik sukin
2022-03-15 at 1:18 AM UTC
Walking down a country lane with Evan Peters and ghoulish youths, there was a white mansion with caution tape, people hung from the trees and decapitated heads. It was a radioactive house but they didn’t care, went in to mess about and their skin started melting rapidly but they didn’t care. Walking on down the lane, witch flowers.
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2022-03-15 at 10:40 AM UTC
Sucking myown dick
ike playing a french horn
2022-03-17 at 4:53 AM UTC
On a bus in England, my body felt wrong, taller. The bus driver told me I’d get my fingers cut off tonight, that the city was dangerous. He dropped me off at the station at night, I was scared of a shady character, thought they’d throw acid in my face. Turned out she was a beanshee, started wailing, everyone in the station standing still. Someone took my hand and we ran through the darkness, it was the bus driver who’d kill me.
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