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1. 2017-05-12 at 11:36 PM UTC

   #6061
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   recreate The Human Centipede
2. 2017-05-12 at 11:38 PM UTC

   #6062
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Oasis recreate The Human Centipede

   
   Except the pedes have gashed open mouths and assholes and the stitches are temporary.
3. 2017-05-12 at 11:45 PM UTC

   #6063
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Centipod
4. 2017-05-13 at 12:23 AM UTC

   #6064
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage
   The Rodent Centipede
5. 2017-05-13 at 12:45 AM UTC

   #6065
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Lanny The Rodent Centipede

   
   RATTOXES!!!!! !!!RATTOX!!!! RATTOX!!!!!!!!!!!!
6. 2017-05-13 at 12:46 AM UTC

   #6066
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   zimmy
7. 2017-05-13 at 12:47 AM UTC

   #6067
   

   Dissociator African Astronaut
   The roach scent centerpiece
   The roast egg wormfilled grease
   Cruleglob infestuloid
8. 2017-05-13 at 12:47 AM UTC

   #6068
   

   Dissociator African Astronaut
   I N F E S T U L O I D
9. 2017-05-13 at 12:55 AM UTC

   #6069
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I'm so sick, I'm pissing out my asshole and I'm resisting the urge to eat antibiotics.
10. 2017-05-13 at 12:57 AM UTC

    #6070
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    
11. 2017-05-13 at 12:59 AM UTC

    #6071
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Ugh holy shit I'm just making ass soup right now
12. 2017-05-13 at 1:03 AM UTC

    #6072
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    the stew is not new
13. 2017-05-13 at 1:03 AM UTC

    #6073
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ Call me a bitch but I'd feel bad slicing the sides off of live mice. I guess I could sedate them. I don't know much about mice sedation.

    
    Heh, I was a research assistant at FSU. We used to have to extract the livers from live (brain dead) rats to study different liver enzymes. First we would grab them by the body, then smash their heads against the edge of the lab table so their heart would still be beating when we extracted the livers. After that we made a nice liver pâté in a blender for another group to extract the enzymes from.
14. 2017-05-13 at 1:09 AM UTC

    #6074
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Also, I had to fill in for the ICU pharmacy today. FUCK THAT, it's too much work. No sneaking out for a smoke break or posting here all shift.
15. 2017-05-13 at 1:25 AM UTC

    #6075
    RestStop Space Nigga

    Originally posted by 1337 Also, I had to fill in for the ICU pharmacy today. FUCK THAT, it's too much work. No sneaking out for a smoke break or posting here all shift.

    
    You're a pharmacist?
16. 2017-05-13 at 1:31 AM UTC

    #6076
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Lanny The Rodent Centipede

    
    
17. 2017-05-13 at 1:35 AM UTC

    #6077
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    My shit is coming out in little chunks and spurts of brown water
18. 2017-05-13 at 1:54 AM UTC

    #6078
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon My shit is coming out in little chunks and spurts of brown water

    
    That's really not uncommon Falco.
19. 2017-05-13 at 1:55 AM UTC

    #6079
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by RestStop You're a pharmacist?

    
    Yes.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • RestStop
20. 2017-05-13 at 2:11 AM UTC

    #6080
    

    Dissociator African Astronaut

    Originally posted by 1337 Also, I had to fill in for the ICU pharmacy today. FUCK THAT, it's too much work. No sneaking out for a smoke break or posting here all shift.

    
    
    you ever plunder some primo zimbino bombolini pharmadieties