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  1. #21
    Bradley Florida Man
    oh no cuz im not speedy parkers friend i dont know whwat a real friend is loooooooool
  2. #22
    Don't do it fona...I'm usually a proponent of your exploits but not this time.
  3. #23
    Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker It's sad how you come here and pretend to be better than people who you mean nothing to.

    Pot meet kettle 🤔
  4. #24
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Haxxor Pot meet kettle 🤔

    I don't have to pretend puggo
  5. #25
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Fona's trollen.
  6. #26
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by frala That house looks like shit.

    Here are some better options and they are within your budget…

    https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1724-Salem-Ave-Dayton-OH-45406/35103416_zpid/?

    https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/623-Oak-St-Dayton-OH-45410/306414360_zpid/

    https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/26-Gunckel-Ave-Dayton-OH-45410/35083086_zpid/

    Don’t buy rn though. Mortgage rates are too high.

    Look frala.
    I appreciate your help but Dayton is very VERY segregated still and you basically suggested that I move into niggerville.

    West Dayton is not good at all.
    East Dayton is it's own type of suckage but it's still got stores and jobs.
    Fuck Dayton though as Im trying to get to the outskirts of town or even halfway to the country where shit ain't so bad.
    I appreciate you.
  7. #27
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    My GF checked out a house today.
    It was terrible.
  8. #28
    Ghost Black Hole
    Time for dis ol house to be rebranded as a couple flipper channel , it worked out for joe


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  9. #29
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    You are fucking retarded


    Enjoy being broke and paying a mortgage.


    Like i do not understand this at all.

    Ill never have a car payment or house payment.

    So fucking stupid.
  10. #30
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by Ghost Time for dis ol house to be rebranded as a couple flipper channel , it worked out for joe



    <3 joe, been watching since he first got out
  11. #31
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by RIPtotse You are fucking retarded


    Enjoy being broke and paying a mortgage.


    Like i do not understand this at all.

    Ill never have a car payment or house payment.

    So fucking stupid.

    Everyone needs to live somewhere
    a lot of the stuff I want to do I can't because of where I live. No pets, can't set off explosives or evaporate a solvent.
    and I get into landlord drama a lot.

    My dad still deals with that shit at his age and gets in trouble with the police and stuff
    fonaplats will build rockets in his yard and a summer dacha on the moon
  12. #32
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by RIPtotse You are fucking retarded


    Enjoy being broke and paying a mortgage.


    Like i do not understand this at all.

    Ill never have a car payment or house payment.

    So fucking stupid.

    Do you rent? Because that paying a mortgage. Somebody else's mortgage.
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  13. #33
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by RIPtotse You are fucking retarded


    Enjoy being broke and paying a mortgage.


    Like i do not understand this at all.

    Ill never have a car payment or house payment.

    So fucking stupid.

    Why is it stupid to have a house payment?
  14. #34
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    In the last week we have looked at a few more houses.
    Didn't get any of them as we were not fast enough.

    Today though we went and looked at this one.
    https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/5633-Jeannie-Ct-Dayton-OH-45415/34967822_zpid/

    It's very nice with all the rich taste of the previous owner still in the house.
    I'm hoping it looks good furnished with garage sale/GoodWill finds.
  15. #35
    cigreting Dark Matter
    I hope this is another troll, you will get financially raped if you purchase a home with any female
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  16. #36
    Originally posted by cigreting I hope this is another troll, you will get financially raped if you purchase a home with any female

    He's not wrong. I'm 2 houses down...I'm keeping the next one though.
  17. #37
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy In the last week we have looked at a few more houses.
    Didn't get any of them as we were not fast enough.

    Today though we went and looked at this one.
    https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/5633-Jeannie-Ct-Dayton-OH-45415/34967822_zpid/

    It's very nice with all the rich taste of the previous owner still in the house.
    I'm hoping it looks good furnished with garage sale/GoodWill finds.

    That looks like it would make a nice home for you.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  18. #38
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson He's not wrong. I'm 2 houses down…I'm keeping the next one though.

    You lost the house in both your divorces? Damn dude
  19. #39
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Rape Monster You lost the house in both your divorces? Damn dude

    Depending on the amount of equity vs loan balance, length of loan, and interest rate that is not necessarily a bad thing if other favorable concessions are negotiated.
  20. #40
    Originally posted by Rape Monster You lost the house in both your divorces? Damn dude

    Yes and no, only on the 1st divorce (that being the 2nd house I "gave away")...the first house I "lost" was the nurse I lived with back in England as "common law wife/husband"...wife V0.5 if you like. Wasn't a loss as such though, I signed it over to her when I came to the US, it was kind of my fault for poking an American while still with her...so it was more of a guilty gift to her.
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