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Fona's House Hunt

  1. #1
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Today we went and looked at 4 houses.
    Our budget is $200k.
    The first house looked good in the pictures but shotty as fuck in person and we quickly moved on.
    Second house was amazing and had everything we wanted but was $20k over budget.
    The pool was awesome but in reality that just drives up maintenance and insurance costs.
    We really liked house #2 but it hasn't been on the market very long so trying to offer $20k less probably wasn't going to go anywhere.
    We checked out house #3 but it was wired for niggers. It was clear something fucky had gone down there and it gave off a strange vibe.
    4th house was sort of by chance. We happened to pass an open house sign on the way to the Fried Chicken store.
    It would work but minimally.

    Anyways, we are going to keep looking.
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  2. #2
    Bradley Dark Matter
    dude u've known her for 90 days and you're buying her and her daughter a house

    stop wasting your money fona, u will regret this when you guys don't make it.

    25 year mortgage with some other guys cum and baby mama sheeeeeeeeeeeesh
  3. #3
    Bradley Dark Matter
    its like chell's couch except two decades bro!!! wait till ur married!!!
  4. #4
    cigreting Naturally Camouflaged
    mediocre troll
  5. #5
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
  6. #6
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/4503-Penhurst-Pl-Dayton-OH-45424/35070298_zpid/

    ^that's the only house we liked today but it's over priced and fresh on the market.
    I can't justify paying so much.
  7. #7
    Bradley Dark Matter
    this is the worst time to buy a house you know that right, houses are well over valued and when the market settles you'll owe more than its worth

    whats your midget girlfriends name
  8. #8
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Wait a year or so the market is imploding right now buy that thing for less in 6 moths to a year from now,now is not the time to buy but to sell.
  9. #9
    frala Avant garde shartist
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/4503-Penhurst-Pl-Dayton-OH-45424/35070298_zpid/

    ^that's the only house we liked today but it's over priced and fresh on the market.
    I can't justify paying so much.

    That house looks like shit.

    Here are some better options and they are within your budget…

    https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1724-Salem-Ave-Dayton-OH-45406/35103416_zpid/?

    https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/623-Oak-St-Dayton-OH-45410/306414360_zpid/

    https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/26-Gunckel-Ave-Dayton-OH-45410/35083086_zpid/

    Don’t buy rn though. Mortgage rates are too high.
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  10. #10
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy Today we went and looked at 4 houses.
    Our budget is $200k.
    The first house looked good in the pictures but shotty as fuck in person and we quickly moved on.
    Second house was amazing and had everything we wanted but was $20k over budget.
    The pool was awesome but in reality that just drives up maintenance and insurance costs.
    We really liked house #2 but it hasn't been on the market very long so trying to offer $20k less probably wasn't going to go anywhere.
    We checked out house #3 but it was wired for niggers. It was clear something fucky had gone down there and it gave off a strange vibe.
    4th house was sort of by chance. We happened to pass an open house sign on the way to the Fried Chicken store.
    It would work but minimally.

    Anyways, we are going to keep looking.

    In Mohave County 200k can get get you 4 acres 3 bedrooms and two baths. Lots of work here for a go getter like you.
  11. #11
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Mortgage rates are going up but they will come down again.
    Fona save your money and use it for a bigger down payment.
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  12. #12
    Bradley Dark Matter
    fona will regret this when he's moving out of said house
  13. #13
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Ya all she has to do is file a restraining order and he can't set foot in the house he is paying for.
    Seen that happen more than once.
    All she has to say is "I don't feel safe".
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  14. #14
    fona private msg me and send me your discord we played minecraft together im bored and collecting discords from people to have more friends.
  15. #15
    Bradley Dark Matter
    dude ur autism is showing now bro relly hard
  16. #16
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Bradley dude ur autism is showing now bro relly hard

    It's sad how you come here and pretend to be better than people who you mean nothing to.
  17. #17
    Bradley Dark Matter
    wym they are my friends bro
  18. #18
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Bradley wym they are my friends bro

    On the internet there are no friends. Those are only in real life and very rare.
  19. #19
    Bradley Dark Matter
    uh i disagree. I would say half my friends are online
  20. #20
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Bradley uh i disagree. I would say half my friends are online

    If you actually believe that you don't know what a friend is.
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