You are hereby sentenced to death.

1. 2017-05-09 at 10:52 AM UTC

   #1
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   As a courtesy, you get to pick the manner of your execution. Only option that is not allowed is nuclear blast because that is not very cost effective.
   
   Pick your poison as it were.
2. 2017-05-09 at 10:55 AM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Heroin overdose
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • hydromorphone
3. 2017-05-09 at 10:58 AM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Death by snu snu
4. 2017-05-09 at 11:01 AM UTC

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   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by reject Death by snu snu

   
   What's a snu snu?
   
   
   Also, i'd probably pick a bomb. Or we could go with the traditional hanging, but that seems pretty bad. Beheaded by a guillotine seems cool, because then i will finally know how long the head remains conscious after it loses the body in one fell swoop.
5. 2017-05-09 at 11:03 AM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6p0DAz_30qQ
6. 2017-05-09 at 9:41 PM UTC

   #6
   Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
   Nitrogen asphyxiation, maybe just getting shot in the back at an unexpected moment would be alright too.
7. 2017-05-09 at 10:02 PM UTC

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   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   Old age.
8. 2017-05-09 at 10:04 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by -SpectraL Old age.

   
   Counting down the days eh
9. 2017-05-09 at 10:11 PM UTC

   #9
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Shot to the head.
10. 2017-05-09 at 10:17 PM UTC

    #10
    hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]

    Originally posted by Sophie What's a snu snu?
    
    
    Also, i'd probably pick a bomb. Or we could go with the traditional hanging, but that seems pretty bad. Beheaded by a guillotine seems cool, because then i will finally know how long the head remains conscious after it loses the body in one fell swoop.

    
    The term "snu snu" comes from the Futurama episode where they make a delivery to a planet of Amazons. Fry, the green alien dude (first mate to the asshole captain), and the captain who is always trying to fuck Lela get captured and they are sentenced to death by "snu snu" which is being fucked to death by these giant Amazonian woman. Bender saves the day by fucking the "Fem-puter" who is like their God... So yeah... Good episode lol.
11. 2017-05-09 at 10:19 PM UTC

    #11
    hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Oh, and yeah, I'm voting for death by Heroin or dilaudid.
12. 2017-05-09 at 10:24 PM UTC

    #12
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Meteor impact
13. 2017-05-09 at 10:26 PM UTC

    #13
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    You didn't watch Futurama?!
    
    I pick watching Futurama marathon on all drugs with you until I'm dead. I'll also get head by your sister at one point. Yea.
14. 2017-05-09 at 11:10 PM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by RisiR † You didn't watch Futurama?!
    
    I pick watching Futurama marathon on all drugs with you until I'm dead. I'll also get head by your sister at one point. Yea.

    
    i pick you sucking my balls out through my asshole.
15. 2017-05-09 at 11:17 PM UTC

    #15
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    deaf
16. 2017-05-09 at 11:24 PM UTC

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    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Storming the trenches, becoming a A6M fighter ace, and commanding a fleet of IJN warships, if I survive all that in that order I'll commit seppuku and you can cut my head off.
17. 2017-05-09 at 11:48 PM UTC

    #17
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    YOU CAN TAKE YOUR CONDO AND PUT IT IN YOUR BUNGALO
18. 2017-05-10 at 12:13 AM UTC

    #18
    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Send me to space. Pack my spaceship with enough supplies to keep myself alive until I collide with something.
19. 2017-05-10 at 12:20 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Id like to be slowly lowered into a pot of boiling water over the course of a week. Thank you.
20. 2017-05-10 at 12:30 AM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by reject Counting down the days eh

    
    It's the method of dispatch most desired. You should only be so lucky.