You are hereby sentenced to death.

1. 2017-05-10 at 3:05 AM UTC

   #21
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump YOU CAN TAKE YOUR CONDO AND PUT IT IN YOUR BUNGALO

   
   in your case...condominium.
   
   in my case...im going to cram my skyscraper into your bungalo.
2. 2017-05-10 at 4:50 AM UTC

   #22
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   Cryogenic suicide. Decapitate myself with a guillotine right outside the ALCOR foundation and have it set up so my head immediately falls into an ice bath. Possibly have a machine set up to pump myself full off whatever is they put in you before being frozen to protect from damage, I can't recall. There's a video on their youtube channel that goes through the whole procedure.
   
   At one point I was seriously planning to save enough money for head only preservation and commit suicide this way.
3. 2017-05-10 at 4:54 AM UTC

   #23
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I'd like to make an immendum off that is the right word I'd like to be lowered into a pot of boiling VEGETABLE STEW over a period of a week, and served to the starvers in my local community. Thanks
4. 2017-05-10 at 4:56 AM UTC

   #24
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   LOL scrstch that cook me into a vegetarian dish at a vegetarian ... Dish convention.
5. 2017-05-10 at 5:22 AM UTC

   #25
   RestStop Space Nigga
   I was going to say meth overdose but I bet that's horribly unpleasant. How about first inject me with pure speed, give me 20 minutes to listen to music, smoke a newport and then just inject me with whatever they use to kill deathrow inmates?
6. 2017-05-10 at 5:42 AM UTC

   #26
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by RestStop I was going to say meth overdose but I bet that's horribly unpleasant. How about first inject me with pure speed, give me 20 minutes to listen to music, smoke a newport and then just inject me with whatever they use to kill deathrow inmates?

   
   The pure would probably make you stay alive longer but I don't know if you'd be able to embrace the pain and love it or it would just be a longer adrenaline filled painful death.
7. 2017-05-10 at 6:34 AM UTC

   #27
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Nitrous Oxide while i'm getting some head.
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8. 2017-05-10 at 7:16 AM UTC

   #28
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   whaeat whites
9. 2017-05-10 at 10:46 AM UTC

   #29
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by RestStop I was going to say meth overdose but I bet that's horribly unpleasant

   
   It is.
10. 2017-05-10 at 10:52 AM UTC

    #30
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL It's the method of dispatch most desired. You should only be so lucky.

    
    Mark my words, I'm guna be the oldest person to have ever lived just to piss me off
11. 2017-05-10 at 10:58 AM UTC

    #31
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by reject Mark my words, I'm guna be the oldest person to have ever lived just to piss me off

    
    I don't scare me.
12. 2017-05-10 at 11:07 AM UTC

    #32
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Sophie As a courtesy, you get to pick the manner of your execution. Only option that is not allowed is nuclear blast because that is not very cost effective.
    
    Pick your poison as it were.

    
    Old age
13. 2017-05-10 at 11:08 AM UTC

    #33
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by Darth Beaver Old age

    
    I don't think "natural causes" classify as execution.
14. 2017-05-10 at 11:11 AM UTC

    #34
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Sophie I don't think "natural causes" classify as execution.

    
    OK long term exposure to earth
15. 2017-05-10 at 11:46 AM UTC

    #35
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Darth Beaver OK long term exposure to earth

    
    Self-inflicted blows with your cane.
16. 2017-05-10 at 12:08 PM UTC

    #36
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Self-inflicted blows with your cane.

    
    I would pick death by shitty music but I hear Anger Inc is booked solid at the Sunnyvale Trailer Park.
17. 2017-05-10 at 12:19 PM UTC

    #37
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    burned at the stake.
18. 2017-05-10 at 12:20 PM UTC

    #38
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by NARCassist burned at the stake.

    
    You would prefer to be burned alive?
19. 2017-05-10 at 12:21 PM UTC

    #39
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    yes. i get 1 chance only to experience what death is like. i want the full on hardcore version.
20. 2017-05-10 at 12:26 PM UTC

    #40
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by NARCassist yes. i get 1 chance only to experience what death is like. i want the full on hardcore version.

    
    Well, in that case, you would be suffocated before you actually burn to death. If you want to burn to death, you'd be best to heat up a vat of hot charcoal, and once they're all rosy red, jump into the center.
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