You are hereby sentenced to death.

1. 2017-05-10 at 12:27 PM UTC

   #41
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by -SpectraL Well, in that case, you would be suffocated before you actually burn to death. If you want to burn to death, you'd be best to heat up a vat of hot charcoal, and once they're all rosy red, jump into the center.

   
   Show us how that's done.
2. 2017-05-10 at 7:02 PM UTC

   #42
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by -SpectraL Well, in that case, you would be suffocated before you actually burn to death. If you want to burn to death, you'd be best to heat up a vat of hot charcoal, and once they're all rosy red, jump into the center.

   
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
3. 2017-05-10 at 7:47 PM UTC

   #43
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   Bump due to spammers 2
4. 2017-05-10 at 9:42 PM UTC

   #44
   

   infinityshock Black Hole
   niggerss
5. 2017-05-11 at 1:42 AM UTC

   #45
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by infinityshock I run from niggers

   
   FTFY
6. 2017-05-11 at 2:16 AM UTC

   #46
   RestStop Space Nigga

   Originally posted by -SpectraL Well, in that case, you would be suffocated before you actually burn to death. If you want to burn to death, you'd be best to heat up a vat of hot charcoal, and once they're all rosy red, jump into the center.

   
   I actually learned something on here today..tops.
7. 2017-05-12 at 5:34 PM UTC

   #47
   

   snab_snib African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Sophie As a courtesy, you get to pick the manner of your execution. Only option that is not allowed is nuclear blast because that is not very cost effective.
   
   Pick your poison as it were.

   
   firing squad, outdoors.
8. 2017-05-12 at 5:42 PM UTC

   #48
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Ill take erotic asphyxiation by a high class escort please.