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  1. Kafka sweaty
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  2. That sweatshirt and jeans is going to weigh you down when swimming, next time take them off first. Wear something light and silky...and possibly clingy when wet
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  7. Bradley Florida Man
    idk but when i woke up i jacked off
  8. troon African Astronaut
    i dreamed i killed bradley. he started it. he was blind drunk and too aggressive so i had to kill him and dispose of his body
  9. Bradley Florida Man
    no u didnt
  10. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley no u didnt

    i really did lol

    i punched the fuck out of dream you until u woz ded nigga

    my only regret was the hassle of getting rid of your corpse and covering my tracks

    i'd never harm you bradley, you know i love you and have always loved you since i first set eyes on you
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Just realized I have a dream dream.
  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Is feel pretty honored if someone here had a dream about me, good bad or otherwise. I'm sure it's happened. Thanks for whoever has that dream I appreciate ya
  13. Originally posted by mmQ Is feel pretty honored if someone here had a dream about me, good bad or otherwise. I'm sure it's happened. Thanks for whoever has that dream I appreciate ya

    Probably Teeheehee
  14. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by troon i really did lol

    i punched the fuck out of dream you until u woz ded nigga

    my only regret was the hassle of getting rid of your corpse and covering my tracks

    i'd never harm you bradley, you know i love you and have always loved you since i first set eyes on you

    that's wonderful to hear troon
  15. Haxxor Space Nigga
    It was a dream within a dream and started out as me waking up from a pretty bad nightmare. I sat up in my bed and saw something was off in my very dark room. The chair that was usually standing at the far wall of my room was instead right next to my bed, i found this odd and realised a small porcelain doll was sitting in the chair, this freaked me the fuck out especially when the doll lifted its head and stared at me with its blank eyes. I immediately realised i was dreaming and tried to fly away through my room, but as i flew the room stretched along with me, then the stretching suddenly stopped and at the end of my room was a mirror.
    Inside the mirror i saw myself, but not my normal self instead i was rather undead looking i don't remember exactly what i looked like but i definitely remember the rotting flesh i saw before my eyes. I pointed at myself and screamed while the mirror image pointed at me laughing.
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  16. troon African Astronaut
    fucking awesome dream haxxor, I used to have dreams like that, I'd sometimes wander the house trying to find someone to wake me up, then suddenly be back in bed, but still in my dream.

    i've sometimes wondered, if my perception of time was fucked up enough, if I could live in a dream forever. like, maybe dying's like that, where my units of time get ever smaller so that, to me at least, my weird dream life goes on forever.
  17. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by troon i really did lol

    i punched the fuck out of dream you until u woz ded nigga

    my only regret was the hassle of getting rid of your corpse and covering my tracks

    i'd never harm you bradley, you know i love you and have always loved you since i first set eyes on you

    Whenever i commit a murder in my dreams i spend the rest of the dreaming thinking it over and over just in case i missed a clue i didn't clean up.

    I had a dream a while ago, i was at the house i grew up in. In my old room, there was someone there just standing there. We were both holding guns. The moment i realized we were the first thing that came to mind was to shoot the other person, not in fear, or as a precaution, just because. So i lifted the pistol put it to his head and click. Nothing happened. So i calmly asked the person if i could borrow their gun, they said: Oh, sure. For whatever reason. And when i had the person's gun i did the exact same thing, but this time his brain exited his skull and he crumpled to the floor. I didn't feel bad, the fact he gave his gun to me was enough for my mind to justify i killed this person with consent and therefore didn't have to feel bad. Lol.

    Anyway i spent the rest of the dream getting chased by the cops.
  18. An Nvidia GTX 1070, I'd just bought one on ebay before going to bed.
  19. Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by troon fucking awesome dream haxxor, I used to have dreams like that, I'd sometimes wander the house trying to find someone to wake me up, then suddenly be back in bed, but still in my dream.

    i've sometimes wondered, if my perception of time was fucked up enough, if I could live in a dream forever. like, maybe dying's like that, where my units of time get ever smaller so that, to me at least, my weird dream life goes on forever.

    I absolutely love lucid dreams
  20. Bradley Florida Man
    couldn't get an AK to fire, i was running up a house with two other men and as soon as I kicked the front door, i saw a nigga on the couch as the hardest target and went to discharge and the trigger wouldn't budge, so here I am flipping the full auto/semi switch back and forth, i tried clearing the barrel, at some point i jabbed him with the butt four times and I go back to fiddling with the gun that wont shoot. so i was fiddling with the options on the front of the barrel like where the stock ends, and I hear my boy yell "HEY" and i go to turn to him with my finger on the trigger looking for= oppositional fighters, the gun doesn't fire and I see a blinding flash and woke up.
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