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BradleyBs Bacon Bean Bangers Soup (with salt)

  1. #1
    Bradley victim of incest
    So i didn't buy tomato soup which is needed for the bloody dicks with veggies. So I'm gonna be using what i got bean and bacon soup to all my Muslim friends please forgive me.

    So i like ALOT of weiners but know they're bad for me so i slice them into halves which gives you twice as much.

    While I'm cock slicing i take a handful of veggies. Put that in the microwave. Now i add in a lot of hot sauce and pepper. Stir it.

    Alright now we HEAT IT UP!!!!






    Give it ten minutes or so.

    Remember folks home cooked meals are always better for you.

    Alright so ima add a lil flair to show off my culinary skill. We're gonna take the almost finished product and finish it with a crushed up tortilla chip garnesh.

    Remember weiners are good for you.
  2. #2
    Bradley victim of incest

    numbers remove duplicates
  3. #3
    Bradley victim of incest
    IMA RATE THIS MEAL A 4 OUT IF 10
  4. #4
    That looks pretty good man but all I have is a single bratwurst and some chips for mine oh yeah a can of whole peeled tomatoes this is gonna be lit
  5. #5
    Where's the grated cheese nigel?
  6. #6
    Bradley victim of incest
    Can't afford dat rn
  7. #7
    3/10
  8. #8
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    This is like Fallout 76 cooking at it's finest.
    So many recipe's
  9. #9
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    poverty safari
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  10. #10
    Bradley victim of incest
    The last of the chips had a disgusting amount of salt which kinda i didn't really think through and should've just grabbed the chip bits and not poured the bag.

    Also onion wouldve improved this a lot.
  11. #11
    Bradley victim of incest
    Like I'm often telling other poor people the reason i have enough money is because i dont immediately spend it and then have nothing.

    I make due and yeah i do steal food items from stores o fucking well im not paying 12$ for GRANOLA BARS do i look like Bill Gates to you
  12. #12
    Bradley victim of incest
    But i wont steal from ppl or small mom and pop shops unless i need to then i place my needs over others wants.

    Sorry nigga its dog eat dog sometimes. I got 2 tablets now allah snack bar
  13. #13
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Bradley
    numbers remove duplicates

    That looks almost as unappealing as you.
  14. #14
    Bradley victim of incest
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker That looks almost as unappealing as you.

    Said this guy.

  15. #15
    Bradley victim of incest
    Drugs really aged you bad.

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  16. #16
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Bradley Drugs really aged you bad.


    I don't do drugs. Haven't since I was 29 loser.
  17. #17
    Bradley victim of incest
    Maybe that's the problem?
  18. #18
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Bradley Maybe that's the problem?

    Yeah because drugs make everything better.



    How's that working out for you at 29 in a rehab stealing petty items you can't afford.
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  19. #19
    Steven African Astronaut
    next time you make this you should line up 4 hot dogs on each side so it looks like goatse
  20. #20
    Steven African Astronaut
    you should make frijoles charros bradley, its really easy and goes well with whatever hot dogs and vegetables you want to throw in it. Lots of protein.
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