BradleyBs Bacon Bean Bangers Soup (with salt)

1. 2022-09-01 at 12:27 PM UTC

   #81
   Steven African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Muscle memory is the act of committing a specific motor task into memory through repetition.
   
   Stay in school kid
   
   

   
   Yes and your muscle memory includes incorrect grammar and spellings because you never learned right lol
2. 2022-09-01 at 12:28 PM UTC

   #82
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Steven Yes

   
   You're welcome for today's lesson.
3. 2022-09-01 at 12:36 PM UTC

   #83
   Steven African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson You're welcome for today's lesson.

   
   Did you get my package yet
4. 2022-09-01 at 1:04 PM UTC

   #84
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Steven Did you get my package yet

   
   Your packet has never been gotten
5. 2022-09-01 at 2:17 PM UTC

   #85
   

   Ghost Black Hole

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker Speaking of jails, around 86 I spent a day as guest of the Dallas County Correction Department waiting for bond. At lunch time they served the most disgusting sloppy Joe I've ever taken a bite of. I left it for my cell mate as I knew I would be out within hours.
   
   Fast forward to Lake County, Ohio around 2007 I spent 3 days in the county for a traffic related incident. On day two at lunch they served sloppy Joe's. Imswear itnwasnthe exect same shifty institutional contract slop that I was served over 20 years before that in Texas.
   
   As for the best jail food ever you have to go back to around 83 in dare County NC. I spent a night in there hotel that year. The cells looked just like the ones in Mayberry on the Andy Griffith Show. Only there were 4 instead of 2. Around 7 am a jailer banged in my bars to wake me asking what I wanted for breakfast. I replied with something along the lines of "Ya really funny". He asked again what I 2anted as he handed me a sheet of paper. It was a double column list of breakfast items including bacon, sausage, ham, eggs, different types of toasts, cereals, milk, juice, tea, coffee and many others. Here they just fed the prisoners from a great little diner across the street that I ate at all the time. The best part was you were allowed to order as much as you wanted.

   
   was the crime worth the time
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Steven
6. 2022-09-01 at 2:29 PM UTC

   #86
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Ghost was the crime worth the time

   
   Being booked does not equal a conviction.
   
   
7. 2022-09-01 at 2:53 PM UTC

   #87
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker So in other words never, got it.

   
   whats the point if winning means ending up looking like you.
8. 2022-09-01 at 4:03 PM UTC

   #88
   

   Bradley Florida Man
   Should I take vitamins when I wake up or when I go to sleep
9. 2022-09-01 at 5:11 PM UTC

   #89
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bradley Should I take vitamins when I wake up or when I go to sleep

   
   Never...you should eat a healthy balanced diet and you wont need supplementary vitamins
10. 2022-09-01 at 5:12 PM UTC

    #90
    Steven African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Never…you should eat a healthy balanced diet and you wont need supplementary vitamins

    
    yea like boxed mac and cheese and cheesy broccoli and other things with cheese, the cheese must be balanced you see
11. 2022-09-01 at 5:38 PM UTC

    #91
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Steven yea like boxed mac and cheese and cheesy broccoli and other things with cheese, the cheese must be balanced you see

    
    Cheese is a great filler and snack, full of protein and fat (which your body needs contrary to what homosexuals tell you)
12. 2022-09-01 at 5:40 PM UTC

    #92
    Steven African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Cheese is a great filler and snack, full of protein and fat (which your body needs contrary to what homosexuals tell you)

    
    yeah homosexuals are knocking on my door all the time telling me not to eat cheese
    
    im glad you let me know its okay
13. 2022-09-01 at 5:48 PM UTC

    #93
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Steven yeah homosexuals are knocking on my door all the time telling me not to eat cheese
    
    im glad you let me know its okay

    
    Always happy to educate.
14. 2022-09-01 at 6:58 PM UTC

    #94
    

    Bradley Florida Man
    i don't think the powdered cheese in mac&cheese is good for you.
    
    Today, I had a bowl of raisen bran and a lil milk, 1 bang energy drink, and about 1/3 of a gallon of water.
    
    I'm thinkinga bout going to mcdonalds after, but if I see any really fat repulsive looking people before I place my order I'll probably just IDK what I'll do, go hungry I guess.
15. 2022-09-01 at 7 PM UTC

    #95
    

    Bradley Florida Man
    they should make 2 lines, one for people who just want:
    
    1 McChicken No Mayo
    1 McDouble
    1 Packet of Hot Picanta salsa
    1 Large Coffee, no cream no sugar.
    
    & one for everyone who wants complicated ass orders that eclipse their daily caloric requirements by douuble.
16. 2022-09-01 at 7 PM UTC

    #96
    

    Bradley Florida Man
    idk how fat people eat like 2 big macs in a sitting, large fries, and then a large soda. I might go just to be like "really?" when some fat guy orders and I "overhear" it.
17. 2022-09-01 at 7:17 PM UTC

    #97
    

    Ghost Black Hole

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Being booked does not equal a conviction.
    
    

    
    I have never been in trouble so I mostly just guess from what I see on TV
    
    so did you drop the soap or did you make other people pick up their dropped soap? Or do some psycho shit like throw a soap at their feet and say "LOOKS LIKE YOU DROPPED SOMETHING" and they insist they still have their soap perfectly secure in fact its tied to a rope around their neck but YOU INSIST that MUST be HIS soap because "NOBODY ELSE HERE SAYING IT'S THEY SOAP ARE YOU CALLING ME A LIAR IN FRONT OF ALL THESE PEOPLE NOW I AXE YOU AGAIN IS THAT YO MOTHAFUCKIN SOAP"
    
    and if they say yes you call them a faggot and beat them up on the way out of the shower to show everyone else that you don't fuck around.
    
    And that's just the business you need to handle before first chow time. Are you ready to stand up for your people and murder someone punking your race? Catch a life charge over a misdemeanor? Or will you back down and say "nah I got court tomorrow I can't be out here murdering people"
    
    fuck that, you either put in work for your race or you can punch a guard in the face and get stuck in the SHU, u ever been in the SHU? just ask Wariat or Wes Watson what it's like, it ain't no 1 night sleepover thats for sure. You ever fall asleep listening to a man pound his fists bloody and sceam all night until he shreds his vocal cords? Ya, didn't think so.
18. 2022-09-01 at 7:26 PM UTC

    #98
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bradley idk how fat people eat like 2 big macs in a sitting, large fries, and then a large soda. I might go just to be like "really?" when some fat guy orders and I "overhear" it.

    
    And the response would be
    
    "Fuel for the sex machine nigga".
19. 2022-09-01 at 7:28 PM UTC

    #99
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny whats the point if winning means ending up looking like you.

    Oh, so you have been in a fight you have just never won. Makes sense...
20. 2022-09-01 at 7:30 PM UTC

    #100
    

    Bradley Florida Man
    been in a lot of fights, i mostly lost them until my 14-15th year old stage, then I lost a lot of weight and had good cardio and really started to put in work.