Why Kafka would be better off dating an atypical member of our community versus facing certain disappointment in typical Irish mics.

1. 2022-06-27 at 10:56 AM UTC

   #181
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by Donald Trump I prefer to grab them by the pussy.

   
   God gave you two hands
2. 2022-06-27 at 10:57 AM UTC

   #182
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by aldra God gave you two hands

   
   Two women.
3. 2022-06-27 at 11:03 AM UTC

   #183
   

   Bradley Florida Man
   Polygamy is wrong.
4. 2022-06-27 at 11:07 AM UTC

   #184
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bradley Polygamy is wrong.

   
   if so then why
   
   

   Originally posted by aldra God gave you two hands

5. 2022-06-27 at 11:16 AM UTC

   #185
   

   Bradley Florida Man
   what do hands have to do with having 1 partner to go through life with?
6. 2022-06-27 at 12:09 PM UTC

   #186
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bradley what do hands have to do with having 1 partner to go through life with?

   
   
7. 2022-06-27 at 1:42 PM UTC

   #187
   

   Bradley Florida Man
   can't view images, sorry
8. 2022-06-27 at 1:44 PM UTC

   #188
   

   Xalaxar666 Houston
   RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE
   
   KILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
   
   MURDERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
   
   ITS A THRILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
9. 2022-06-27 at 4:23 PM UTC

   #189
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bradley what do hands have to do with having 1 partner to go through life with?

   
   Well,
   
   You need hands to hold someone you care for
   You need hands to show that you're sincere
   When you feel nobody wants to know you
   You need hands to brush away the tears
   When you hold a brand new baby
   You need tender hands to guide them on their way
   You need hands to thank the Lord for living
   And for giving us this day
   
   AS ME OLD MUM USED TO SAY
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Kafka
10. 2022-06-27 at 7:24 PM UTC

    #190
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    You also need hands to strangle someone. Makes ya think.
11. 2022-06-27 at 9:41 PM UTC

    #191
    

    Bradley Florida Man
    I use my size 13 Wide (or 14 is OK, I need a big toe box because of my rheumatoid arthritis) to strangle things.
12. 2022-06-27 at 9:43 PM UTC

    #192
    

    Bradley Florida Man
    It takes about 6 minutes for someone to die of strangulation, so if you're in it to win it, you really ought to use a cord or wire.
    
    I've never strangled anyone with my hands, my arm in a lock, yes of course, but never my hands.
    
    I have very weak grip strength in my right hand due to my previously mentioned degenerative ailment.
13. 2022-06-27 at 9:47 PM UTC

    #193
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bradley It takes about 6 minutes for someone to die of strangulation…

    
    Scientists have recently discovered the brain actually stays active for up to 12-24 hours after death, even if the deceased is strangled or beheaded.
14. 2022-06-27 at 9:56 PM UTC

    #194
    

    Bradley Florida Man
    Well I know that people don't come back after 6 or 7 minutes and the flickering of electrical synapses doesn't (to me) constitute life, it's like when you pull off a grasshoppers leg and it twitches, it's not alive and neither is the frog you shove up your ass after 12 hours of electrode play.
15. 2022-06-27 at 9:59 PM UTC

    #195
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    The brain stays active and is able to think as normal.
16. 2022-06-27 at 10 PM UTC

    #196
    

    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The brain stays active and is able to think as normal.

    
    That's more than we can say for yours, which is still attached and intact.
17. 2022-06-27 at 10:01 PM UTC

    #197
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by Rape Monster That's more than we can say for yours, which is still attached and intact.

    
    I'll outlive all you kids.
18. 2022-06-27 at 10:02 PM UTC

    #198
    

    Bradley Florida Man

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I'll outlive all you kids.

    
    i hope i don't end up being sacrificed to the temple of the screaming electron
    
    but i might@!~@!@!@!@!@1
19. 2022-06-27 at 10:03 PM UTC

    #199
    Kafka sweaty
    I dreamt I was in my dad's house in the countryside, it was dark and there were cobwebs everywhere, it felt like being in a coffin. It felt like it was my dad's nightmare from the grave.
20. 2022-06-27 at 10:05 PM UTC

    #200
    

    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Kafka I dreamt I was in my dad's house in the countryside, it was dark and there were cobwebs everywhere, it felt like being in a coffin. It felt like it was my dad's nightmare from the grave.

    
    ur dad isn't having a nightmare he's dead