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Poll: Would Kafka benefit from meeting me in a public bathroom in Miami (at first)?

Why Kafka would be better off dating an atypical member of our community versus facing certain disappointment in typical Irish mics.

  1. #1
    Bradley Naturally Camouflaged
    ill be honest, i have a small crush on kafka. I typically hold this towards one member of our community at a time, kinda like how some of you fixate on a hated favorite, but the opposite, sober I'm quite friendly, jovial and would be happy to talk at length on the phone with most of you (not wellhung who has the mind of a child and plays with poop).

    The list of my crushes is as long as it is varied.

    AverageJane #1 Her and I still talk about once a year, she has a new fiance and is raising her kid and happy in michigan.

    HTS #3 No longer felt attracted once I saw how she was just getting fatter and older and gave up on being a woman so she looks like a eunuch mixed with Chrischan (no offense)

    And now Kafka #4. Not sure why, just kinda feel how I feel.

    #3 I will allow to remain a mystery mostly because I don't remember what that fat hispanic guy who cross dressed and played with weapons on his dad's coffee plantation in central america's name was. He was really cool to talk to once I understood he had a sophisticated knowledge of advanced (what I consider to be advanced) military weapons that he was able to purchase with his daddy's money from the military contractors in Argentina or Bolivia or some shit. Wasn't sexually attracted to a fat guy though, only emotionally and intellectually attatched.

    Then of course there was Sophie who I thought was a man who dressed up as a girl and kinda acts like one, but then he kinda gave me the creeps and I found out he was a weirdo pedophile genius and not a man who pretends to be a girl and lost all interest when I found out he didn't wanna get dicked down.

    Can't help how you feel folks, I'm a creep but I'm honest with you all about how I feel.

    That being said, Kafka I would love to start fresh but since you dont' want to I'll probably shit talk you in the future, but know I shit talk you out of the pain of rejection.

    That being said I feel like i'm a lot nicer of a person when I'm not drinking and would love to be your friend because you are a beautiful person even if you're not all there and have to go to Lidl with a chaperone.

    I'd be your chaperone but you'd end up getting a lot more anal sex, choked and bitten than I think you realize.

    So i give it some time and prayer and eventually someone will love me for who I am and accept my needs hesitantly. Cuz if you're like choke me, hold my throat, while you pull up and sodomize me, i wouldn't be interested, the nervousness gets me off.

    LMK
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  2. #2
    Bradley Naturally Camouflaged
    She is the only white woman I've considered having sex with in a couple years.

    I am STD free, alcohol free, but I do smoke a lot of marijuana and can get really cheap cocaine but you can't do it daily or I won't reup.
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  3. #3
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    You talking bout lavared mang
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  4. #4
    Donald Trump Naturally Camouflaged
    If LavaRed lived in Ireland I'd be all over that.
  5. #5
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Yggdrasil was a pretty good looking man too. He was an egotistical self absorbed upper class Columbian homosexual. He posted on 4chan too and I remember him telling a story about seeing his ex on a gay porn thread on there and he jerked his gherkin to it. I bet he's doing alright now, his parents were loaded and seemed to be entrenched in the upper class of his country
  6. #6
    yes I agree she should hide in a stall with a silenced pistol and then when you take the stall next to her to masturbate loudly to gay porn without headphones she can lean over and pop you in the head. also it would be in the womens washroom and as she exits everyone would applaud and joe biden would personally give her the key to the city for helping clean up the scum off the streets
  7. #7
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Donald Trump If LavaRed lived in Ireland I'd be all over that.

    If any of you lived near me I'd be all over that ❤️ 🍆 🍑
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  8. #8
    Bradley Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Sudo Yggdrasil was a pretty good looking man too. He was an egotistical self absorbed upper class Columbian homosexual. He posted on 4chan too and I remember him telling a story about seeing his ex on a gay porn thread on there and he jerked his gherkin to it. I bet he's doing alright now, his parents were loaded and seemed to be entrenched in the upper class of his country

    What happened to him? Anyone know? I vaguely remember him.


    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood yes I agree she should hide in a stall with a silenced pistol and then when you take the stall next to her to masturbate loudly to gay porn without headphones she can lean over and pop you in the head. also it would be in the womens washroom and as she exits everyone would applaud and joe biden would personally give her the key to the city for helping clean up the scum off the streets

    Quit trying so hard, fellowfag
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  9. #9
    the plurals will take you out and claim gay panic

  10. #10
    Donald Trump Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Bradley What happened to him? Anyone know? I vaguely remember him.

    Me too, vaguely. I wish he still posted here.
  11. #11
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Bradley What happened to him? Anyone know? I vaguely remember him.

    Last I heard he was managing a Cinnabon at a mall in Omaha.
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  12. #12
    A College Professor motherfucker [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by Bradley … I'm quite friendly, jovial and would be happy to talk at length on the phone with most of you (not wellhung who has the mind of a child and plays with poop).

    smelldung got OWNED he wouldnt know jack shit about fucking a nigger hes a huge nitwit that never gets any play
  13. #13
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Sudo You talking bout lavared mang

    guy always reminded me of an Azerbaijani kid at my primary school


    man that kid was a shit
  14. #14
    Originally posted by aldra guy always reminded me of an Azerbaijani kid at my primary school


    man that kid was a shit

    Sent me a clock with wires sticking out of it.
  15. #15
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Ya Kafka date Bradley it'll be awesome. Just fly him to northern Ireland and let him live with u itll be awesome
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  16. #16
    frala Avant garde shartist
    Originally posted by mmQ Last I heard he was managing a Cinnabon at a mall in Omaha.

    I wonder if he knows Cory Krause.
  17. #17
    Rape Monster African Astronaut
    Kafka needs to date someone who isn't shy about slapping her around when she acts stupid, she's the type of girl who would be sorted out with a few good whacks upside the head from time to time
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  18. #18
    Originally posted by Rape Monster Kafka needs to date someone who isn't shy about slapping her around when she acts stupid, she's the type of girl who would be sorted out with a few good whacks upside the head from time to time

    You must be a brute.
  19. #19
    She clearly doesn't watch enough anime, I don't know how any man could want that.
  20. #20
    Rape Monster African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ You must be a brute.

    no i am a soft twink who is a gentle lover

    i just know her type
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