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Why Kafka would be better off dating an atypical member of our community versus facing certain disappointment in typical Irish mics.

  1. 2022-06-25 at 5:30 AM UTC
    #121
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Originally posted by Sophie I will have her hold a sign saying: Sophie is a big dick mystic. You pick one impartial judge, or you could ask mQ whether she's prettier than you he has seen pictures. I want you to physically mail me 20 dollars. I'll frame 'em and have a chuckle every time i look at them.
    Lol K let’s go
  2. 2022-06-25 at 5:33 AM UTC
    #122
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Don’t send an old ass picture ya dumb creep.
  3. 2022-06-25 at 5:43 AM UTC
    #123
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Don’t send an old ass picture ya dumb creep.

    Produce an impartial judge.
  4. 2022-06-25 at 5:45 AM UTC
    #124
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    U already did. How would I when I don’t know anyone, that’s dumb. Ur a clown.
  5. 2022-06-25 at 5:46 AM UTC
    #125
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    “Impartial “ lol so dumb
  6. 2022-06-25 at 5:50 AM UTC
    #126
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by DontTellEm “Impartial “ lol so dumb

    What's dumb about an impartial judge, that seems fair to me. And i told you to pick an impartial judge for the bet to be on. Go re-read my post retard.
  7. 2022-06-25 at 5:54 AM UTC
    #127
    Kafka sweaty
    Find someone who hates both of you
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  8. 2022-06-25 at 6 AM UTC
    #128
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Well u literally named MMQ smh
    I like don’t think that’s impartial.
  9. 2022-06-25 at 6 AM UTC
    #129
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kafka Find someone who hates both of you

    Go lay down.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  10. 2022-06-25 at 6:07 AM UTC
    #130
    Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Go lay down.

    Will in a sec
  11. 2022-06-25 at 6:10 AM UTC
    #131
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    /scoffs fuck that shit. ENOUGH
  12. 2022-06-25 at 6:12 AM UTC
    #132
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Kafka Will in a sec

    LOL Scottish vodka
  13. 2022-06-25 at 10:35 AM UTC
    #133
    Bradley Black Hole
    I like to jack off in the shower too Wariat, only I think about girls I know sucking me off or putting their ass in my face. Sometimes I face upward at the stream of hot water running down my face as I jack it while sitting on a chair (that I put in my shower for masturbatory purposes) thinking about some BIG BOOTY HOE i know IRL.

    Since I stopped watching pornography I've had a lot better time jacking off (ironically), I haven't gotten laid in about a month.
  14. 2022-06-25 at 12:10 PM UTC
    #134
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Bradley I like to jack off in the shower too Wariat, only I think about girls I know sucking me off or putting their ass in my face. Sometimes I face upward at the stream of hot water running down my face as I jack it while sitting on a chair (that I put in my shower for masturbatory purposes) thinking about some BIG BOOTY HOE i know IRL.

    Since I stopped watching pornography I've had a lot better time jacking off (ironically), I haven't gotten laid in about a month.

    i bust fat lightning shock nuts from psychiatric medication fucking with my libido and body in general. like sometimes my heart starts beating extremely hard and fast right afterwards and I have to lay back and concentrate on not dying
  15. 2022-06-25 at 2:41 PM UTC
    #135
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Rape Monster i bust fat lightning shock nuts from psychiatric medication fucking with my libido and body in general. like sometimes my heart starts beating extremely hard and fast right afterwards and I have to lay back and concentrate on not dying

    Computing...

    It is highly probable you are on anti-depressant medication. SSRI's, SNRI's, something serotonergic at the very least. Don't forget serotonin isn't a happy chemical. It's the master override, and depending on where it binds it tinkers with your overall brain chemistry.

    But that's just a guess. IDK what you understand by shock nuts, lmao. Grab some vaseline and you'll have Greased Lightning and then CandyReign will come over.
  16. 2022-06-25 at 3:18 PM UTC
    #136
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Please stop. Ur so fake it’s sickening
  17. 2022-06-25 at 4:21 PM UTC
    #137
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Imagine taking advice off some clam on the internet…oh ok bud, ur addicted to pills yourself but thanks for ur input
  18. 2022-06-25 at 4:22 PM UTC
    #138
    Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Imagine taking advice off some clam on the internet…oh ok bud, ur addicted to pills yourself but thanks for ur input

    I love that she calls people bud unironically. Is that a Midwest thing?
  19. 2022-06-25 at 4:24 PM UTC
    #139
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Just ask me directly.
  20. 2022-06-25 at 4:25 PM UTC
    #140
    DrugSmuggler African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka Find someone who hates both of you

    That’ll be a challenge since mmq is not a raging bitch who hates the world and everyone in it including herself 😆
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