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Poll: Would Kafka benefit from meeting me in a public bathroom in Miami (at first)?

Why Kafka would be better off dating an atypical member of our community versus facing certain disappointment in typical Irish mics.

  1. #21
    Kafka sweaty
    My type is fairy violinist
  2. #22
    Originally posted by Kafka My type is fairy violinist

    the man who put it in my hood is halfway there...all he has to do is learn to play the violin.
  3. #23
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Kafka My type is fairy violinist

    ur type is anyone willing to spit on u and shove u into doorframes
  4. #24
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson the man who put it in my hood is halfway there…all he has to do is learn to play the violin.

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  5. #25
    Bradley Black Hole
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Ya Kafka date Bradley it'll be awesome. Just fly him to northern Ireland and let him live with u itll be awesome

    This.
  6. #26
    Sounds like an arranged marriage.
  7. #27
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Hiki
  8. #28
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Theyd hit it off - theyd hir ir off guys
  9. #29
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Originally posted by Rape Monster Kafka needs to date someone who isn't shy about slapping her around when she acts stupid, she's the type of girl who would be sorted out with a few good whacks upside the head from time to time

    I could do this but only during sex dick sucking sessions slaps to face as i pull her face out snd put my dick back on it. Star trek?
  10. #30
    Kafka sweaty
    I have plans to become a black widow
  11. #31
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    please answer my question on general kafka my last post. why?
  12. #32
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Don't answer his question. Make him beg like a dog.
  13. #33
    troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley The list of my crushes is as long as it is varied.

    if kafka blows you out, can i draw you eye to my own juicy puppies?
  14. #34
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Kafka My type is fairy violinist

  15. #35
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Kafka I have plans to become a black widow

    I prefer to smoke white widow
  16. #36
    Bradley Black Hole
    Honestly I don't ever hit my girlfriends or friends. It's kinda like hard and fast rule of mine. I've never forgiven or tried to befriend any friend of my mine that put hands on me, I've slapped bitches during sex and stuff but like if I do it out of anger it's the end of a relationship IMO.

    That being said Kafka I have a fair amount of money and could afford to fly to Northern Ireland but it would violate what I want for myself which is to only go to places warmer than where I am from, never colder.

    Have you ever been to the US? Miami is beautiful and packed with stuff to do and brown people that aren't from Pakistan, you'd love it and if you get sick of me, there's tons of stuff to do.

    You are able to look people in the eyes right? I understand a lot of people similar to yourself struggle with that form of "connection" but realistically if I'm gonna cum in you you're gonna have to look me in the eyes when I do it.

    Cocaine is incredibly cheap and very pure here as well, but I'm not a user myself, just marijuana. If you want, come during Fall you'll find it the most pleasant and I'll have my own home probably 3 or 4 miles from the South Beach (the best beach in Miami).

    You can bring a safety friend if they're related to you and have their own money, you buy your ticket, I can afford everything from the Uber from the airport to drugs.

    You able to have kids? I"m willing to name my child Kr0zd0g
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  17. #37
    Bradley Black Hole
    same thing with theft, unforgivable.
  18. #38
    Bradley Black Hole
    I'm open to different types of music as well.
  19. #39
    Bradley Black Hole
    bump
  20. #40
    Bradley Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kafka I’m getting incel vibes from the guy at the shop. He was trying to start conversations with me for a year, almost had a panic attack when he tried asking me out and must not be happy about being friend zoned immediately. I’ll give him a chance and all but I know nothing about him but there’s a small fear he could be like Solstice or one of the murderous ones and I deserve a better death than that. He’s not qualified to kill me.

    Out of curiousity, what are you looking for in a man? I feel like you pigeonholed me as a non friend because of one off putting comment I made while drunk.

    You know a lot of people preach forgiveness and I struggle with it too but I think opening yourself up to a reltaionship with me might be a lot of fun for both of us.

    Aside from what everyone has told you, while I have had gay sex, I wouldn't ever cheat in a relationship because, not gonna lie its a selfish reason, when I was cheated on it hurt me to such a degree that I couldn't imagine doing it to anyone I love.

    I would say my loyalty to another person is in a romantic sense my best quality. I'm also not drinking.

    Someone posted that I'm likely going to be back to pounding steel reserve, but fails to remember that I was sober from 12/27/2015 to Spring 2019 and for years TinyChat TinyBLTC crew would try to egg me onto drink but I never did until I suffered a bad break up and really was in my feels.

    But honestly if you came to Miami i'd get you a 1.75 of GreyGoose and you could get shitty drunk while I drink energy drinks and we do cocaine.

    I'd wife you. You're eccentric enough and I think at the very least you'd always keep it interesting. You're like Native Irish and not a kike or something right?
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