Why Kafka would be better off dating an atypical member of our community versus facing certain disappointment in typical Irish mics.

1. 2022-06-24 at 11:02 AM UTC

   #101
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by Wariat the problem with me bradley is i ama ddicted to putting ht water n my cock in the shower every morning in my masturbation sessions as i sleep and wake up naked often thinking of just sex half the day and if i let that go my cock might start going back to normal and getting hard again. but its hard man its an addiction as it feels good.

   
   NORMAL
2. 2022-06-24 at 11:20 AM UTC

   #102
   Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
   i like when it is like a somewhat hard sprinkle of the faucet in shower hot as fuk and i mix it between my dick balls and ass pretending i foound a literal cock hound who is moving her lips and tounge between dick balls and into ass at will.
3. 2022-06-24 at 11:23 AM UTC

   #103
   

   Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Wariat i like when it is like a somewhat hard sprinkle of the faucet in shower hot as fuk and i mix it between my dick balls and ass pretending i foound a literal cock hound who is moving her lips and tounge between dick balls and into ass at will.

   
   You need mental help
4. 2022-06-24 at 11:24 AM UTC

   #104
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by Rape Monster U sound like a character in some horror movie, the ultimate deranged sex addict

   
   there's a really shit horror film called 'revenge of the cockfaced killer'
5. 2022-06-24 at 3:29 PM UTC

   #105
   Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
   Im fucking sick of it guys I did it again and now my dick is placid again in the shower i had to burn it a bit and the semen inside it.
6. 2022-06-24 at 3:29 PM UTC

   #106
   Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
   its like i cant stop doing this or spending half my days masturbating naked around my place walking around.
7. 2022-06-24 at 3:35 PM UTC

   #107
   DrugSmuggler African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Wariat its like i cant stop doing this or spending half my days masturbating naked around my place walking around.

   
   Try something new
   
   
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8. 2022-06-24 at 4:20 PM UTC

   #108
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Wariat its like i cant stop doing this or spending half my days masturbating naked around my place walking around.

   
   Dude just kill a hooker and get it over with...you're clearly a serial killer in the making...you just need to break that seal to get started.
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9. 2022-06-25 at 4:34 AM UTC

   #109
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by Rape Monster Wariat I hope you lose your penis in an accident and can never have sex again

   
   It would probably be good for him.
10. 2022-06-25 at 4:39 AM UTC

    #110
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Is Kafka even attractive? Do u blowturds even know? Lol
11. 2022-06-25 at 4:51 AM UTC

    #111
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by DontTellEm Is Kafka even attractive? Do u blowturds even know? Lol

    
    Moreso than you, but that's a very low bar.
12. 2022-06-25 at 4:55 AM UTC

    #112
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol. What a loser 😊
13. 2022-06-25 at 5:06 AM UTC

    #113
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by DontTellEm Lol. What a loser 😊

    
    I did say it was a low bar. Low bar can go either way.
14. 2022-06-25 at 5:13 AM UTC

    #114
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Maybe for you, Dummy
15. 2022-06-25 at 5:17 AM UTC

    #115
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    We should bet $20 if I’m more attractive than ur current girlfriend.
16. 2022-06-25 at 5:20 AM UTC

    #116
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by DontTellEm Maybe for you, Dummy

    
    Definitely for me, but between the both of us. I am the only person who's opinion i take seriously.
17. 2022-06-25 at 5:20 AM UTC

    #117
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by DontTellEm We should bet $20 if I’m more attractive than ur current girlfriend.

    
    Lol. Who will be the judge?
18. 2022-06-25 at 5:22 AM UTC

    #118
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Um anyone on the site
19. 2022-06-25 at 5:23 AM UTC

    #119
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Better question….Who would confirm it’s ur girlfriend ? Lol 😂
20. 2022-06-25 at 5:26 AM UTC

    #120
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by DontTellEm Better question….Who would confirm it’s ur girlfriend ? Lol 😂

    
    I will have her hold a sign saying: Sophie is a big dick mystic. You pick one impartial judge, or you could ask mQ whether she's prettier than you he has seen pictures. I want you to physically mail me 20 dollars. I'll frame 'em and have a chuckle every time i look at them.