The TRT Thread: Its the end of the world as we know it so GET WHOLESOME edition

1. 2022-06-24 at 6:11 PM UTC

   #2141
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? Abortion. Bam, answered.
   
   Did your popcorn have time to pop? What's your hilarious followup?

   
   Yes, and the sun is about light and heat. Good job Lil Johnny. Now do any of the older kids want to try?
2. 2022-06-24 at 6:16 PM UTC

   #2142
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   Whats griswald v conneticut fuys?
3. 2022-06-24 at 6:18 PM UTC

   #2143
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by Sudo Whats griswald v conneticut fuys?

   
   The right to not make babies.
4. 2022-06-24 at 6:19 PM UTC

   #2144
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
   
5. 2022-06-24 at 6:24 PM UTC

   #2145
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   Speedy is literally too stupid to read but he tries to come here and decirn posts.
   
   Valient effort but you are still literally the stupidest person I have ever conversed with on the internet
6. 2022-06-24 at 6:26 PM UTC

   #2146
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by Sudo Speedy is literally too stupid to read but he tries to come here and decirn posts.
   
   Valient effort but you are still literally the stupidest person I have ever conversed with on the internet

   
   Coming from you that is quite the compliment.
7. 2022-06-24 at 7:18 PM UTC

   #2147
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by Sudo Speedy is literally too stupid to read but he tries to come here and decirn posts.
   
   Valient effort but you are still literally the stupidest person I have ever conversed with on the internet

   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker Coming from you that is quite the compliment.

   
   Are you actually human? I have literally met crows smarter than you
8. 2022-06-24 at 7:56 PM UTC

   #2148
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   Someone I know and fought in jail then we became friends got shot the other day and survived. I think most people can survive shootings if theyre not bitches
9. 2022-06-24 at 7:58 PM UTC

   #2149
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I think most people can survive shootings if they're not shot in a part of their body that causes them to internally or externally bleed to death before proper medical services can be rendered.
10. 2022-06-24 at 8:11 PM UTC

    #2150
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Yeah its mostly the organs you gotta protect. Im not good at fighting but I definitely got the better of this guy in a cell. I feel body regulation would help slow blood loss and maintain nervous system function
11. 2022-06-24 at 8:14 PM UTC

    #2151
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    SWIM also just bought a steve urkel level 3 v3$t by pacific defemse prpducts and after testing, seems to function well up to a foedee. Now he just has to worry about not killing himself or crashing while texting and driving
12. 2022-06-24 at 8:15 PM UTC

    #2152
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    That's why I recently had open body surgery to get bulletproof material sewn around all of my vital organs, arteries, and veins.
13. 2022-06-24 at 8:33 PM UTC

    #2153
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by mmQ That's why I recently had open body surgery to get bulletproof material sewn around all of my vital organs, arteries, and veins.

    
    I got blunt force trauma resistent material sewn into mine. Im gonna be a stunt double and make DA BIG BUX
14. 2022-06-24 at 9:18 PM UTC

    #2154
    

    Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Yes, and the sun is about light and heat. Good job Lil Johnny. Now do any of the older kids want to try?

    
    Oh? What do you think the sun is "about"?
    
    I'll get the popcorn
15. 2022-06-24 at 9:20 PM UTC

    #2155
    

    Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ That's why I recently had open body surgery to get bulletproof material sewn around all of my vital organs, arteries, and veins.

    
    I bet you had open ass surgery too homo
16. 2022-06-24 at 9:47 PM UTC

    #2156
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? Lol Aldra has swallowed the republican party line.
    
    Same way the Civil War was about federal overreach into States Rights… Okay nigga, glad you announced you are retarded.

    
    the US civil war was about economic primacy.
    
    outside of that, nice dad homomans
17. 2022-06-24 at 10:07 PM UTC

    #2157
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by aldra the US civil war was about economic primacy.

    
    Hahaha what? Vis a vis slavery.
    
    Thats like saying Ted Bundy killed people simply because he wasnt hugged enough as a kid and the fact there were sexual murders is incidental.
    
    Saddam invaded Kuwait because he believed Iraqis deserve more oil than the rest of the middle east
    
    The french revolution was about social justice
    
    And other historical rewrites. Lets keep it going
18. 2022-06-24 at 10:13 PM UTC

    #2158
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Pontious Pilate crucified Jesus because it was too much paperwork to release him on a sunday
    
    Joan of arc burned at the stake because women always think theyre cold
    
    Slaves were exported from west africa in the first place because they were all too hot and had nothing to do
    
    The watergate hotel was broken into becauze G Gordon Liddy left his lucky socks there and couldnt find them in the lost and found
19. 2022-06-24 at 10:15 PM UTC

    #2159
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by Sudo Hahaha what? Vis a vis slavery.

    
    sure, but it was never a moral issue nor was slavery the only thing being contested.
    
    the party line is that the war was fought because 'slavery is bad', but Lincoln was willing to support amendments to the constitution protecting it if the South were to give up their economic power and he was quite open about his belief that blacks should never be given full equality
20. 2022-06-24 at 10:19 PM UTC

    #2160
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by Sudo Hahaha what? Vis a vis slavery.
    
    Thats like saying Ted Bundy killed people simply because he wasnt hugged enough as a kid and the fact there were sexual murders is incidental.
    
    Saddam invaded Kuwait because he believed Iraqis deserve more oil than the rest of the middle east
    
    The french revolution was about social justice
    
    And other historical rewrites. Lets keep it going

    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by Sudo Pontious Pilate crucified Jesus because it was too much paperwork to release him on a sunday
    
    Joan of arc burned at the stake because women always think theyre cold
    
    Slaves were exported from west africa in the first place because they were all too hot and had nothing to do
    
    The watergate hotel was broken into becauze G Gordon Liddy left his lucky socks there and couldnt find them in the lost and found

    
    are you actually a woman
    
    is that why you're so emotional about this