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  1. when I was a kid all the kids with "good" parents and normal families with helicopter parents smoked weed, had sex and did gay

    but all the kids from the mud were just normal kids that didn't feel the need to ack out because they have to come home to their mom smoking crack with a big black dude that invites his friends over and one of them steals your television and rapes her and when you try to stop them they put a gun to your head
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  2. Originally posted by aldra https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/narco-monkey-bulletproof-vest-killed-27273590

    They got Johnny Chimpo!


  3. Originally posted by Kafka Is this a reason to break up? He’s meant to be my boyfriend but won’t talk to me because he’s gaming and probably won’t watch a movie with me tomorrow.


    r u 11
  4. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny r u 11

    I have seen literal seven year olds who have more intelligent conversations than kafka, don't be so generous
  5. I wish I grew up watching videos about science on youtube instead of corporate color the mascot ads

  6. I grew up looking at a flashing DOS prompt.
  7. I grew up in a youth bike gang that roamed around the swamps beating up immigrant eastern european bricks with kids and stealing their school fundraiser candy and throwing their toys in the mud pits

    also that one time little billy got stuck in the mud all the way up to his neck and we all ran away scared and then lied to his parents and said he got into a strangers van. the police showed up and we told them the van picked him up near the mud pits, they looked around but never found him so we never got in trouble for it.

    it sucked because he was borrowing my legos and I didn't have it in my heart to go and ask for them back

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  8. Somebody probably pushed his head under the mud then left.
  9. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I grew up in a youth bike gang that roamed around the swamps beating up immigrant eastern european bricks with kids and stealing their school fundraiser candy and throwing their toys in the mud pits

    also that one time little billy got stuck in the mud all the way up to his neck and we all ran away scared and then lied to his parents and said he got into a strangers van. the police showed up and we told them the van picked him up near the mud pits, they looked around but never found him so we never got in trouble for it.

    it sucked because he was borrowing my legos and I didn't have it in my heart to go and ask for them back


    I literally shared this on fagbook today. I should have posted about being assaulted by this guy who burned down a neighborhood house too. He eventually had an affair with this nice lady with two autistic children and broke up their family
  10. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I grew up in a youth bike gang that roamed around the swamps beating up immigrant eastern european bricks with kids and stealing their school fundraiser candy and throwing their toys in the mud pits

    also that one time little billy got stuck in the mud all the way up to his neck and we all ran away scared and then lied to his parents and said he got into a strangers van. the police showed up and we told them the van picked him up near the mud pits, they looked around but never found him so we never got in trouble for it.

    it sucked because he was borrowing my legos and I didn't have it in my heart to go and ask for them back


    Did the den in the woods, exploring abandoned houses, fires and ouija board. My friends were Wiccans. Other friends though, in my cousin’s estate, there were woods at the end on it and you’d have to climb down to get to them. Shannon in the wheelchair would be left at the end of the road watching us disappear into the woods to go drinking. She couldn’t get down because of the wheelchair and no one would help her. She was mean to me and is still obsessed with my cousin. She’s gone crazy now. My cousin’s a two-faced bitch.
  11. Kafka sweaty
    There were pedos in that estate and we used to play on their lawn. They only got caught a few years ago.
  12. Kafka sweaty
    Making me miss my bestfriend now, she’d take me to the library every Saturday and I studied 10 hours a day because she said she did and I was naive.
  13. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Rape Monster What if he is a fat brony with rainbow hair who likes dresses

    Highly unlikely. Hes is already selling his sweat as injectible testosterone to juice monkeys
  14. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Kafka Did the den in the woods, exploring abandoned houses, fires and ouija board. My friends were Wiccans. Other friends though, in my cousin’s estate, there were woods at the end on it and you’d have to climb down to get to them. Shannon in the wheelchair would be left at the end of the road watching us disappear into the woods to go drinking. She couldn’t get down because of the wheelchair and no one would help her. She was mean to me and is still obsessed with my cousin. She’s gone crazy now. My cousin’s a two-faced bitch.

    I posted on my snap "every girl who was into witchcraft in junior high/elementary is Bi" once and everyone agreed this seems to be universally true
  15. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Sudo I posted on my snap "every girl who was into witchcraft in junior high/elementary is Bi" once and everyone agreed this seems to be universally true

    I’m demisexual
  16. Kafka sweaty
    Also I didn’t believe in any of it, just wanted to know what it was.
  17. DrugSmuggler African Astronaut
    Quadra-sexuals are the only true free spirits…They’ll do anything for a quarter

  18. Originally posted by Rape Monster I have seen literal seven year olds who have more intelligent conversations than kafka, don't be so generous

    are they as loose tho;
  19. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ That's only an s and an h away from liking a big arsehole.

    The nipples a little rabbit poop coming out
  20. Donald Trump Black Hole
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