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Why Kafka would be better off dating an atypical member of our community versus facing certain disappointment in typical Irish mics.

  1. 2022-06-17 at 1:24 PM UTC
    #81
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Dobermanny pachaio
  2. 2022-06-17 at 2:03 PM UTC
    #82
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    i still think kafka and hiki should meet or talk on pm.
  3. 2022-06-17 at 4:38 PM UTC
    #83
    Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Wariat i still think kafka and hiki should meet or talk on pm.

    I’m imagining you with a Cupid bow and arrow. How do I make it go away…
  4. 2022-06-17 at 7:25 PM UTC
    #84
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Kafka I’m imagining you with a Cupid bow and arrow. How do I make it go away…

    by ravaging your vagina with the nearest tube shaped object while thinking of a dog pounding u out until ur dripping
  5. 2022-06-17 at 7:45 PM UTC
    #85
    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    A happy marriage and ugly divorce, all in one thread.
  6. 2022-06-17 at 8:44 PM UTC
    #86
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Kafka

    It's pretty funny Kafka posted this because she thought it would prove someone thinks she's "wife material" when it's a make believe wedding with a weirdo probable pedophile who's trying to manipulate her and ensuring nobody witnesses it.

    I hope they get married for realsies with lots of witnesses and live happily ever until they overdose on their own quirkiness
  7. 2022-06-17 at 8:53 PM UTC
    #87
    Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Sudo It's pretty funny Kafka posted this because she thought it would prove someone thinks she's "wife material" when it's a make believe wedding with a weirdo probable pedophile who's trying to manipulate her and ensuring nobody witnesses it.

    I hope they get married for realsies with lots of witnesses and live happily ever until they overdose on their own quirkiness

    Someone said I can’t make emotional bonds with people that’s why I posted that. Stop pretending like you understand me.
  8. 2022-06-17 at 8:55 PM UTC
    #88
    Kafka sweaty
    I wanted the fake marriage because I know I never really will get married and I know I’m not going to be with that person for life. I just happened to have a wedding dress okay.
  9. 2022-06-17 at 8:55 PM UTC
    #89
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Kafka Someone said I can’t make emotional bonds with people that’s why I posted that. Stop pretending like you understand me.

    u can't even make an emotional bond with urself. Like me.
  10. 2022-06-17 at 9:02 PM UTC
    #90
    Kafka sweaty
    Just don’t bother trying to understand autistic lesbian relationships or me if you’re only trying to see the worst. C:
  11. 2022-06-17 at 9:03 PM UTC
    #91
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Kafka Just don’t bother trying to understand autistic lesbian relationships or me if you’re only trying to see the worst. C:

    I don't try to understand shit anymore, partially because im too stupid and partially because I don't wanna know
  12. 2022-06-17 at 9:17 PM UTC
    #92
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Kafka Someone said I can’t make emotional bonds with people that’s why I posted that. Stop pretending like you understand me.

    Well that's pretty much the same thing contextually




    Originally posted by Kafka I wanted the fake marriage because I know I never really will get married and I know I’m not going to be with that person for life. I just happened to have a wedding dress okay.

    Getting married because you have a wedding dress is as good a reason as any. You mentioned you wanted a kid before to carry on your dad's legacy which is really one of the better reasons to have a kid. I hope if you do it in a way that is in the best interests of the child

    Also sexual bondage>James Bond>emotional bond amirite?
  13. 2022-06-17 at 9:19 PM UTC
    #93
    Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Sudo Well that's pretty much the same thing contextually




    Getting married because you have a wedding dress is as good a reason as any. You mentioned you wanted a kid before to carry on your dad's legacy which is really one of the better reasons to have a kid. I hope if you do it in a way that is in the best interests of the child

    Also sexual bondage>James Bond>emotional bond amirite?

    I’m not having a child. Our descendants are going to die anyway when the world ends so why bother?
  14. 2022-06-17 at 9:20 PM UTC
    #94
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I read that message the wrong way, I thought it was suggested by someone else but it appears to have been Kafka trying to make believe marry the anorexic baby smasher. Now my hope is gone
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  15. 2022-06-18 at 5:30 AM UTC
    #95
    Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked I need help clothes shopping but i cant ask gay men because they see the size of me and are overcome with feelings of wanting their insides stirred up like a pitcher of kool aid

    Hm wonder who could help with that.
  16. 2022-06-18 at 5:32 AM UTC
    #96
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Kafka Someone said I can’t make emotional bonds with people that’s why I posted that. Stop pretending like you understand me.

    you think playing dressups disproves that?
  17. 2022-06-18 at 1:23 PM UTC
    #97
    Bradley Florida Man
    I hope I find a wife soon. THinking one of these haitians girls will go honestly, that or I'mma expand into south beach in two months.

    If I stay out of the water in warmer temperatures I have a nice size flacid cock especially for a white guy, wear basketball shorts with no drawers and have a couple of gold pieces on that make me look more attractive.

    I've been shaving my head and entire face for the first time in my life (cuz i'm balding and having a beard makes me look older) so I basically look lik ea cue ball with eye bros.

    I also got cut up a couple months ago and have a scar running up my nose which i was told doesn't improve my appearance but i can't start getting self conscious about scarred up cuts even on my face at almost 30 years old.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  18. 2022-06-24 at 10:58 AM UTC
    #98
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    the problem with me bradley is i ama ddicted to putting ht water n my cock in the shower every morning in my masturbation sessions as i sleep and wake up naked often thinking of just sex half the day and if i let that go my cock might start going back to normal and getting hard again. but its hard man its an addiction as it feels good.
  19. 2022-06-24 at 11:01 AM UTC
    #99
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    U sound like a character in some horror movie, the ultimate deranged sex addict
  20. 2022-06-24 at 11:02 AM UTC
    #100
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Wariat I hope you lose your penis in an accident and can never have sex again
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