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  1. Kafka sweaty
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  2. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Kafka If you want you can join my suicide pact

    I'd rather kill myself than play second banana in your self righteous suicide pact. I cry when users deserve to die
  3. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    If you took a bunch of that fruit flavored hard candy u can get in bulk at Costco or whatever and crushed it up, added some water, put em on a stick and froze em I wonder if you could make some bangin Popsicles.
  4. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Kafka Iā€™m not okay on drugs.

    ur great on drugs, because they're awesome. do more of them šŸ‘
  5. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    lol sudo tryna cockblock some good coke sex
  6. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    let the poor girl do some lines and cuddle, jesus christ
  7. The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  8. Kafka sweaty
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  9. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Is that a Cafe designed with cats who are approachable to strangers? Sounds therapeutic
  10. Originally posted by Sudo Is that a Cafe designed with cats who are approachable to strangers? Sounds therapeutic

    Who are you, John Obvious (inventor of questions with obvious answers to get someone to talk to you)?
  11. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? Who are you, John Obvious (inventor of questions with obvious answers to get someone to talk to you)?

    Are you aware of these catcentric cafes? I've never heard of them before Kafka posted something possibly eluding to such a business a bit ago and I was pretty confused then.

    It's hardly obvious to imagine a Cafe with cats in it as a selling point if that is in fact what it is. If you say you've heard of cat cafes before you're a gay liar who lies about how many cocks he doesn't suck daily
  12. frala Avant garde shartist
    They even have otter cafes in Japan.
  13. I have never had a latte made by an otter but I am willing to try it
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  14. You otter know better.
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  15. Cat cafes are great they freak the fuck out all the time and drop hair all over the food and rub their assholes in peepholes faces while they sip there frappays
  16. Originally posted by Sudo Are you aware of these catcentric cafes? I've never heard of them before Kafka posted something possibly eluding to such a business a bit ago and I was pretty confused then.

    It's hardly obvious to imagine a Cafe with cats in it as a selling point if that is in fact what it is. If you say you've heard of cat cafes before you're a gay liar who lies about how many cocks he doesn't suck daily

    Who are you, John Project (inventor of projecting his own unawareness?)

  17. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Kafka

    hey that's my fucking cat
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  18. Lodger Free African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā € Jesus never died on a cross. He died on a stake. Romans didn't use crosses, always a stake.

    So instead of a cross on a chain we should wear a toothpick?
  19. Bradley Black Hole
    I think you have really beautiful wrists.
  20. Lodger Free African Astronaut
    Why don't young ladies today shave their fucking arms and mustache waxing. fucking gross. what else is hairy
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