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  1. Originally posted by Rape Monster I sucked my own from a young age

    I'm picturing you upside down with your back up a wall and legs hanging down.
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  2. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I'm picturing you upside down with your back up a wall and legs hanging down.

    never tried that, i just laid in bed and put my legs behind my ears
  3. Originally posted by Rape Monster never tried that, i just laid in bed and put my legs behind my ears

    Ears to ankles.
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  4. Kafka sweaty
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  5. Sorry but that pizza looks sad and like shit
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  7. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Kafka I've had a lot of bad experiences in this place and might freak out if left alone, so I needed him over for cuddles. I don't care about his gf too much as she doesn't like me.

    Stop it. You don't have to convince us. You like teasing someone you have a toxic relationship with. He left his phone on purpose knowing youre goinf away to put you in a situation. It's ok were all human, just be honest and admit you're irrational like we all are. You don't need someone to cuddle and placate you like a toddler in the place you live and sleep almost every night. You wanted to because you have a toxic connection together that you miss.

    One of my toxic exes messaged me tonight and asked me 3x "what's new" until I asked "what do you mean by 'what's new?'" And she said "life" and I said I only know death. So she said "yeah I kno everyone seems to be dying so I said "I know" and that kinda ended that

    Tl Dr I'm equally as autistic as you are and twice as toxic. Real recognize real
  8. Originally posted by Kafka I've had a lot of bad experiences in this place and might freak out if left alone, so I needed him over for cuddles. I don't care about his gf too much as she doesn't like me.

    Who are you, a faggot?
  9. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Kafka I've had a lot of bad experiences in this place and might freak out if left alone

    Do you realize how textbook this line is? Not saying you're a Ho or anything but it's hilariously typical. Usually it results in sex but you preferred to play a game to feel like you have control over the situation. Like I've heard this very thing with ever so slight variations dozens of times over 2 decades in my life. Just be honest wtf
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  10. Originally posted by Sudo Do you realize how textbook this line is? Not saying you're a Ho or anything but it's hilariously typical. Usually it results in sex but you preferred to play a game to feel like you have control over the situation. Like I've heard this very thing with ever so slight variations dozens of times over 2 decades in my life. Just be honest wtf

    Shut up faggot.
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  11. *Captain Faggot alert*
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  14. blaster master victim of incest
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  15. Originally posted by blaster master Is this guy your cocaine-slave?

    The sugar daddy.
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  16. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Kafka I have panic attacks Sudo and am not playing games with him, I really can’t be alone in this place, also haven’t been cuddled since November. Good to know what you really think of me though.

    Well enjoying being cuddled and going a while without it is the real reason especially since you survived 6 months without cuddles successfully alone. I'm not "cuddle shaming" you just imploring honesty with yourself and others regarding motivations for relationships (of which are none of our business)

    I've definitely fucked girls before because I wanted a hug and emotional intimacy I couldn't figure out how to obtain outside of a sexual context. I was perfectly capable of surviving without it though and wouldn't turn into a murderous Elliot Roger/cigreting incel should I be denied, the same way you would have been fine without the cuddles. It's ok. I just like seeing emotional honesty from people here because it helps me too.

    Are you insinuating I think you obtain cuddles under false pretexts? If so I guess we are enemies now and if you call me at 3am because you saw a monster under your bed I'll just tell you to go to sleep. Now that I think of it, I think it's actually part of the D.E.N.N.I.S. system
  17. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Sudo Well enjoying being cuddled and going a while without it is the real reason especially since you survived 6 months without cuddles successfully alone. I'm not "cuddle shaming" you just imploring honesty with yourself and others regarding motivations for relationships (of which are none of our business)

    I've definitely fucked girls before because I wanted a hug and emotional intimacy I couldn't figure out how to obtain outside of a sexual context. I was perfectly capable of surviving without it though and wouldn't turn into a murderous Elliot Roger/cigreting incel should I be denied, the same way you would have been fine without the cuddles. It's ok. I just like seeing emotional honesty from people here because it helps me too.

    Are you insinuating I think you obtain cuddles under false pretexts? If so I guess we are enemies now and if you call me at 3am because you saw a monster under your bed I'll just tell you to go to sleep. Now that I think of it, I think it's actually part of the D.E.N.N.I.S. system

    Fuck off
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  18. frala Avant garde shartist
    Welp I guess you guys are enemies now
  19. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Kafka Fuck off

    How bad am I though? ☺️😵‍💫🥴🥰😘🙃🤒🤮🥺🤬🥴🤪😜
  20. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by frala Welp I guess you guys are enemies now

    I definitely need more E-enemies. Captain Falcon can be endearing and is battling his own mental health issues and can't dedicate time to furiouspoasting like he used to. Wariat has taken to calling me a "traitor to the white race" so there's potential there but it's too easy with him.

    Kafka can be unstable, unpredictable and self destructive and my toxic masculinity feeds off competition so I can't help but desire to be more unstable and self destructive than her. I'll kill myself just so she doesn't have the satisfaction or probably just forget about this exchange entirely by tomorrow
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