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  1. #41
    Originally posted by Aleister Crowley STFU dumb Autistic bitch no one cares.

    *sympathy quotes*
  2. #42
    Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
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  3. #43
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny *sympathy quotes*

    Even your sympathy doesn't matter to anyone.
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  4. #44
    Kafka sweaty
    .
  5. #45
    What would the UK do without fish and chips?
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  6. #46
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Kafka Okay Athens. It was like the centre was nice but you walk 30 mins in any direction and you're surrounded by filth. It was suffocating. Junkies everywhere keeled over in yoga poses, homeless, prostitutes, thieves, people peeing anywhere. It was so hopeless it was almost funny. The stray kittens. I was stalked by a pickpocket. I insta smile at everyone and no one smiled back. Inside the hostel it was like a sitcom with all the characters. Everything went smoothly like I didn't get lost but I felt like I was in limbo and just drank everyday.

    Richard: This feels like the street where you get raped. I'm expecting to see a dead baby floating down a river. Wtf is he picking up? What did you just pick up?
    Davit: Nathing.

    Richard: There's a lot of people on this pub crawl. It feels more like an angry mob.

    Laurette a negative nancy telling us bout how she tried to jump from the roof of the hostel her first night there but tripped over the chain fence. This was over breakfast.

    Victor: You don't have any wings!
    Laurette: What would you know?
    *richard wtf face*

    Davit was this Mexican guy I hung out with a bit but he did some strange things. He may be dead now. My second night there we went for a walk holding hands. A few days later for another walk to the national library. Right outside in the open was a junkie with a needle in his arm. In broad daylight. Victor, some English guy nd I were sitting on a park bench one night drinking when we saw Davit walking by. We stopped him for a chat, he was vague, then he walked back in the opposite direction he came. One day he sat outside blaring music literally all day with about 20 beer cans around him and his sunglasses on. And I mean all day. He was sitting in the dark with his sunglasses on and scared people. My last day in Athens I hung out in a nice park with him. He told me not to take his picture because he was famous. He also said there were minor teenage boys in the park selling themselves to older men.

    Idk it was just crazy. Athens is a strange place and I'll never forget it. Victor was this dutchman who just said all the wrong things. There were these three German girls all 18 yrs old, and two of them liked Richard, this 32 yr old fat guy, and one of them fucked Richard in the toilets. Indian man took me for a ride on his motorbike. I went to a nice beach a few times and some touristy stuff. Got the same burger from the same place every night.

    There was this American lady, we went for a walk one night to buy souvenirs and then to dinner. The next day we went to the beach and omg the tram stopped because someone hit their head and this old lady was sitting next to the American lady fucking shouting for an hour at everyone and in the American lady's face. I got voice memos of it and was cracking up. And no one knew what she was saying. It was here that my accent started changing, got a bit American and it hasn't gone away yet.

    The first day I went to the beach I walked all the way back to the hostel just to see Athens better. Two and a half hours. Tbh there was nothing really to do at the hostel and the square outside was just full of junkies. Nothing to see there.

    There was this one guy in the hostel just on his laptop gaming the whole time. Like it was funny he was always there, day and night in the same clothes and so antisocial. He said Sup to me once as he walked back to his den but that's it. I wish I could take a photo of him. He's probably still there to this day. There's Athens outside, we're all having mad craic and he's just fucking gaming day and night in the dark. I was worried for his eyes like I don't even stay at a pc that long.

    I just kinda skimread this or at least what was quoted and I didn't see one adjective so I feel confident making a transatlantic cyber diagnosis of autism and recommend monsters, drugs, NIS and reckless abandon if you want to increase your autism power and there is no way to decrease it that I know of or I would have tried it already
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  7. #47
    Kafka sweaty
    .
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  8. #48
    More like Big Ben't
  9. #49
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ What would the UK do without fish and chips?

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  10. #50
    More like your negoirs
  11. #51
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson

    Is that a fish & chips shop?
  12. #52
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Is that a fish & chips shop?

    No, It's Greggs Bakery, the #1 "fast food" outlet in the UK. Not a fish or a chip in sight.
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  13. #53
    The design scheme would be more befitting a 7/11 type convenience store
  14. #54
    Greggs got in trouble one Christmas for replacing the baby Jesus with a sausage roll.

  15. #55
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Well yeah, Baby Jesus isn't a sausage.
  16. #56
    Originally posted by Sophie Well yeah, Baby Jesus isn't a sausage.

    I could have stomached him more if he was.
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  18. #58
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I could have stomached him more if he was.

    The picture with the speech bubbles is funny, blasphemer.
  19. #59
    Who are you, John Jesus (inventor of Jesus)?
  20. #60
    Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Is that a fish & chips shop?

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