My Memoirs

1. 2022-05-18 at 3:06 AM UTC

   #201
   Kafka sweaty
   .
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   • Sudo
2. 2022-05-18 at 3:08 AM UTC

   #202
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by Kafka If you want you can join my suicide pact

   
   I'd rather kill myself than play second banana in your self righteous suicide pact. I cry when users deserve to die
3. 2022-05-18 at 3:11 AM UTC

   #203
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   If you took a bunch of that fruit flavored hard candy u can get in bulk at Costco or whatever and crushed it up, added some water, put em on a stick and froze em I wonder if you could make some bangin Popsicles.
4. 2022-05-18 at 3:52 AM UTC

   #204
   

   Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Kafka I’m not okay on drugs.

   
   ur great on drugs, because they're awesome. do more of them 👍
5. 2022-05-18 at 3:57 AM UTC

   #205
   

   Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
   lol sudo tryna cockblock some good coke sex
6. 2022-05-18 at 3:58 AM UTC

   #206
   

   Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
   let the poor girl do some lines and cuddle, jesus christ
7. 2022-05-18 at 8 AM UTC

   #207
   

   Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Sudo
8. 2022-05-19 at 6:10 PM UTC

   #208
   Kafka sweaty
   .
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)?, 
   • itybit, 
   • DrugSmuggler, 
   • The Self Taught Man
9. 2022-05-19 at 7:44 PM UTC

   #209
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   Is that a Cafe designed with cats who are approachable to strangers? Sounds therapeutic
10. 2022-05-19 at 8:15 PM UTC

    #210
    

    Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Sudo Is that a Cafe designed with cats who are approachable to strangers? Sounds therapeutic

    
    Who are you, John Obvious (inventor of questions with obvious answers to get someone to talk to you)?
11. 2022-05-19 at 9:08 PM UTC

    #211
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? Who are you, John Obvious (inventor of questions with obvious answers to get someone to talk to you)?

    
    Are you aware of these catcentric cafes? I've never heard of them before Kafka posted something possibly eluding to such a business a bit ago and I was pretty confused then.
    
    It's hardly obvious to imagine a Cafe with cats in it as a selling point if that is in fact what it is. If you say you've heard of cat cafes before you're a gay liar who lies about how many cocks he doesn't suck daily
12. 2022-05-19 at 10:10 PM UTC

    #212
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    They even have otter cafes in Japan.
13. 2022-05-19 at 10:11 PM UTC

    #213
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I have never had a latte made by an otter but I am willing to try it
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Sudo, 
    • Rape Monster, 
    • I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4, 
    • Kafka
14. 2022-05-19 at 11:28 PM UTC

    #214
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    You otter know better.
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    • DrugSmuggler
15. 2022-05-19 at 11:42 PM UTC

    #215
    I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Space Nigga
    Cat cafes are great they freak the fuck out all the time and drop hair all over the food and rub their assholes in peepholes faces while they sip there frappays
16. 2022-05-20 at 1:03 AM UTC

    #216
    

    Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Sudo Are you aware of these catcentric cafes? I've never heard of them before Kafka posted something possibly eluding to such a business a bit ago and I was pretty confused then.
    
    It's hardly obvious to imagine a Cafe with cats in it as a selling point if that is in fact what it is. If you say you've heard of cat cafes before you're a gay liar who lies about how many cocks he doesn't suck daily

    
    Who are you, John Project (inventor of projecting his own unawareness?)
    
    
17. 2022-05-20 at 1:37 AM UTC

    #217
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by Kafka

    
    hey that's my fucking cat
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    • Kafka
18. 2022-05-20 at 2:11 AM UTC

    #218
    

    Lodger Free African Astronaut

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Jesus never died on a cross. He died on a stake. Romans didn't use crosses, always a stake.

    
    So instead of a cross on a chain we should wear a toothpick?
19. 2022-05-20 at 2:25 AM UTC

    #219
    

    Bradley Florida Man
    I think you have really beautiful wrists.
20. 2022-05-20 at 5:54 AM UTC

    #220
    

    Lodger Free African Astronaut
    Why don't young ladies today shave their fucking arms and mustache waxing. fucking gross. what else is hairy