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1. 2017-04-27 at 2:14 AM UTC

   #5001
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by bling bling LOL U GOT REAPED lik a dum scam lining LPs pokcets u a rATT

   
   I got caught shoplifting and didn't have to go to jail. I'm OK with it.
2. 2017-04-27 at 3 AM UTC

   #5002
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ I got caught shoplifting and didn't have to go to jail. I'm OK with it.

   
   jkill yourself
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • bling bling
3. 2017-04-27 at 3:04 AM UTC

   #5003
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Very!Berry jkill yourself

   
   jokay
4. 2017-04-27 at 3:10 AM UTC

   #5004
   

   bling bling Dark Matter

   Originally posted by mmQ I got caught shoplifting and didn't have to go to jail. I'm OK with it.

   
   ya i got cought robing a 69 p energy drink adn fukin sed i wos autismal then the 99p store truied sending be a 69£% bill buyt i cakkled the cops an mad them my bich an tell them suc ma cocc buyt they sed not sed that it to rusde
5. 2017-04-27 at 4:26 AM UTC

   #5005
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   
   
   oh lawd
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Lanny, 
   • Sophie, 
   • The Self Taught Man
6. 2017-04-27 at 4:28 AM UTC

   #5006
   

   bling bling Dark Matter
   how was it???
7. 2017-04-27 at 4:31 AM UTC

   #5007
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   It was great blong
8. 2017-04-27 at 4:45 AM UTC

   #5008
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   ban captain falcon
9. 2017-04-27 at 4:45 AM UTC

   #5009
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   nab balcon falpon
10. 2017-04-27 at 4:45 AM UTC

    #5010
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    and bacon fappin
11. 2017-04-27 at 5:23 AM UTC

    #5011
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    CUZZ IN THE END WERE ALL ALONE
12. 2017-04-27 at 5:24 AM UTC

    #5012
    cerakote African Astronaut
    i should not have been given access to alcohol
13. 2017-04-27 at 5:43 AM UTC

    #5013
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Ban captain failcoon
14. 2017-04-27 at 5:44 AM UTC

    #5014
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Oops, wrong account
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • aldra
15. 2017-04-27 at 7:03 AM UTC

    #5015
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage

    Originally posted by aldra
    
    oh lawd

    
    Lol, I didn't know it was possible for community managers to have a sense of humor.
16. 2017-04-27 at 11 AM UTC

    #5016
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by 1337 Yo Risir, there's a Nate Diaz v. Tony Ferguson rumor going around: https://twitter.com/UFCInsiders/status/857301133550907393
    
    Could you imagine the shit show that happens if this fight happens and Nate wins? Then he has to fight Conor for the actual belt. Uncle Dana would have a heart attack if Nate won the interim title.

    
    That would be a great fight. Interesting.
    
    I think Dana would actually want Nate to win because that's gonna be big money again if he fights Conor and I think Conor would prefer Nate, as well.
    
    Make it happen! Don't let them rot on the shelves because they ask for better fights after +10 years in the company you billion dollar business fags. Let them fight!
17. 2017-04-27 at 11:47 AM UTC

    #5017
    RestStop Space Nigga
    I am beyond fed up with my criminal associates and "civilian" friends alike. From this day onward I will slowly withdrawal from my social civilian activities and criminal associate congregations. I will simultaneously create a new identity, persona and entity completely separate from my current identity while I make plans to relocate to another state possibly even country.
    
    I will figuratively and literally die to everyone I know within this year's end no doubt but by this fall is the goal.
18. 2017-04-27 at 11:53 AM UTC

    #5018
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Tell them you have gone full religious and spread the word of trianglism every day
19. 2017-04-27 at 4:13 PM UTC

    #5019
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    I know what I need to do now. I came to an understanding of things, why everything occurred, and possibly finally found/accepted some satisfying answers to the most important questions I had about life itself, the nature of existence.
    
    This is such a fucked up position to be in life, this is so fucked up, yet there is a profound beauty to it. It brings to mind the final scene of End of Evangelion:
    
    
    
    
    Just the pinnacle of alienation and the process of attempting to come back down to earth, to contain, integrate, and apply valuable lessons.
20. 2017-04-27 at 4:22 PM UTC

    #5020
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I just tried to quote Nietzsche but your language is disgusting. It hurts.
    
    Would've fitted perfectly. The good ol' introduction.