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  1. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny for what.

  2. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny reciprocating or non-reciprocating.

    Reciprocating, with a reported blunt force measurement of over 800 pounds per square inch.
  3. Lodger Free African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DrugSmuggler Is that Speedy Parker 😆🤣🤣

    Damn
    No wonder the guys always so bitchy

    Claims both parents are Irish

    He looks it, 👍
  4. Lodger Free African Astronaut
    That's 57 Stones per centimeter squared 🤓

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Reciprocating, with a reported blunt force measurement of over 800 pounds per square inch.
  5. Lodger Free African Astronaut
    I mean 57 stone to 2.54 centimeters squared 🤓
  6. TheDarkRodent also has uncanny cane accuracy.
  7. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ TheDarkRodent also has uncanny cane accuracy.

    ur a fucking nerd, Speckles. It's easy to tell ur a geriatric because ur humor is so outdated.
  8. Originally posted by WellHung ur a fucking nerd, Speckles. It's easy to tell ur a geriatric because ur humor is so outdated.

    I will far outlive you, kid.
  9. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Lodger Free I fuck a frog
  10. Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ TheDarkRodent also has uncanny cane accuracy.

    thanks to picatiny rail system.
  11. TheDarkRodent can land numerous blows with eerie precision, even if you're just running by to catch a bus.
  12. Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ TheDarkRodent can land numerous blows with eerie precision, even if you're just running by to catch a bus.

    what about his sucktion forces.
  13. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny what about his sucktion forces.

    With a blowhole like that, you can be sure to encounter extreme turbine conditions.
  14. CandyRein Black Hole


    Firewood for tonight..and some things I made for dinner...

    ;)
    ❤️
  15. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    1500 mg of nicotine salt
  16. Netflxchillr African Astronaut
    a passport
  17. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Rape Monster 1500 mg of nicotine salt

    kill urself slowly, bro. I like that. 👍
  18. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I just spent like $50 on random pastry and coffee and weed like a Dutch yuppie
  19. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    a 20 dolla bag o weed
  20. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by CandyRein

    Firewood for tonight..and some things I made for dinner…

    ;)
    ❤️

    Lol black and yellow athletic shorts with grey/blue sneakers? Why are u letting that dweeb dress himself? 😄🤏
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