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1. 2017-04-24 at 12:04 PM UTC

   #4901
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I'm so poor I have to eat legos and sticks to survive
2. 2017-04-24 at 12:09 PM UTC

   #4902
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Tetrahedras I'm so poor I have to eat legos and sticks to survive

   
   Get a bank account you mungleruy and a bitcoin wallet address the church or trianglism will zend you triangle papers
3. 2017-04-24 at 12:12 PM UTC

   #4903
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   razgulblong
4. 2017-04-24 at 12:16 PM UTC

   #4904
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by bling bling if i had a 5mg oxycodone shud i eat it or sniff it

   
   Sniff, it has better bio-availability that way.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • bling bling
5. 2017-04-24 at 12:20 PM UTC

   #4905
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I just shit the biggest shit in my entire existence it filled up all the water portion of the bowl and KEPT COMING OUT above the water line almost up to my ass piling up like a mound, I am amazed the plumbing didn't give up and get destroyed processing my waste.
   
   
6. 2017-04-24 at 4:43 PM UTC

   #4906
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon I'll kill you.

   
   says the faggot that always lies.
7. 2017-04-24 at 5:52 PM UTC

   #4907
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby says the faggot that always lies.

   
   Says the cuck who literally sold his anal virginity and works at a pizza shop at age 30
8. 2017-04-24 at 6:37 PM UTC

   #4908
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I got rid of windows again; now I'm running Debian 9 exclusively. Compare your lives to mine and then kill yourselves.
9. 2017-04-24 at 6:45 PM UTC

   #4909
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I'm a Luddite I type my posts on a typewriter and snail mail them to my friend with an internet connection and he uploads them for me
10. 2017-04-24 at 6:54 PM UTC

    #4910
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump I'm a Luddite I type my posts on a typewriter and snail mail them to my friend with an internet connection and he uploads them for me

    
    >Not using a telegraph or smoke signals.
    >Your friend not using telnet to post.
11. 2017-04-24 at 7:02 PM UTC

    #4911
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by 1337 Condit/Lawler was a fucking war from the bell to the buzzer. UFC let Rory go after his awesome fight against Lawler? Fuck them.
    
    Too bad Bigg Rigg is a mess these days (ahem USADA), he could have avenged his loss to GSP. I'd also like to see a Condit/Woodley rematch, but that's way off since he's coming off of two losses.
    
    I hope the Cowboy/Lawler fight is good. I don't see Cowboy winning, but I have a soft spot for his racist, misogynistic, redneck ass.

    
    I thought it would be a good idea to feed GSP Hendricks at MW so fatboy can make weight for once and we have a chance to see what's up with Georges.
    
    Lawler/McDonald was one of my favorite fights ever. I almost got a heart attack watching that. I went full on Chuck Liddell and ducked and rolled. It was great. I hate the fucking UFC. Rory at Bellator hurts me personally.
    
    Didn't Condit officially retire after the Maia fight? Have to check. Rumble?! The fuck are you doing.. *sigh*
    
    You are probably right with Conor at 145. That was pre USADA, too, wasn't it? Maybe it wasn't just the weight cut but also the giant promotions that almost killed him.
    
    Your Mighty Mouse idea sounds perfect. I'd break Silva's record against ??? someone and then Cruz rematch. I don't really like Cody but I give him the best chance to beat him. Sorry, Dom.
    
    Fighting Masvidal was retarded but that's why we love Cowboy.
    
    I want to see Ferguson/Masvidal at gangsterweight.
12. 2017-04-24 at 7:29 PM UTC

    #4912
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Holy fuck did you hear about the 12 year old girl fighting a 24 year old woman in Japan? Fedor will have a conniption.
    
    Edit: Here https://twitter.com/WMMARankings/status/856227941809876994
    
    As a bonus, it looks like the kid has Down's, lol.
13. 2017-04-24 at 8:07 PM UTC

    #4913
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I couldn't find shit on either of them but that has to be an exhibition. A single front kick to the face and it's over.
14. 2017-04-24 at 8:11 PM UTC

    #4914
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Reddit says it's an amateur bout with headgear. No hits to the head when grounded. They also brought up the fact that Valentina Shevchenko KO'd a 22 year old bitch dead when she was only 12.
15. 2017-04-24 at 9:44 PM UTC

    #4915
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Yea, well she also fights out of Peru and is in gunfights there.
    
    Momo the Mongogirl is just getting hyped up for Gabi. Just wait.
16. 2017-04-24 at 10 PM UTC

    #4916
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    If we're talking freak fights I'd like to see MoMo Mong vs Granny that Garcia beat. Tell me that wouldn't be a fucking awesome fight.
    
    When I saw the tweet I thought Joey Diaz had something to do with the name.
17. 2017-04-24 at 10:30 PM UTC

    #4917
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by 1337 If we're talking freak fights I'd like to see MoMo Mong vs Granny that Garcia beat. Tell me that wouldn't be a fucking awesome fight.
    
    When I saw the tweet I thought Joey Diaz had something to do with the name.

    
    Yup.
    
    https://mobile.twitter.com/madflavor/status/254961415440457729?lang=de
18. 2017-04-24 at 11:12 PM UTC

    #4918
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    DEE EXX EMM
19. 2017-04-24 at 11:26 PM UTC

    #4919
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump DEE EXX EMM

    
    KAY WYE ESS.
20. 2017-04-24 at 11:27 PM UTC

    #4920
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE EX M