Please just tell me what type of egg is your favorite it will help me know about your personality

1. 2022-03-12 at 9:20 PM UTC

   #141
   

   Artificial Intelligence Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by mmQ Thank you for your answer.
   
   To each their own I suppose. Some people like the snot and grease feel of their eggs.
   
   And then me, as indicated in the poll, knows and understands that to cut out all the bullshit of this that and the other, you make scrambled eggs. Scramble them. No fucking bullshit. No more bullshit! Scramble them up with a bunch of cheese and hot sauce and just just sit back and not worry about grease or snot or steam or if the yolk was too this or too that or if the whites weren't white enough or if they're too slimey like the Ghostbuster ghost guy or anything like that. Just a proper yellowy cheesy scrambled hodge podge of delight with some crushed peppercorn in there too no questions asked lol

   
   CRETIN. FUCK YOU.
2. 2022-03-12 at 9:21 PM UTC

   #142
   I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Space Nigga
   Ina big bowl like egg drop soup but Aliterally it's 95 percent eggs, with a tray full of dead soldiers to drown in it
3. 2022-03-12 at 9:22 PM UTC

   #143
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

   Originally posted by frala Yeah but then you don’t get to dip your toast

   
   I cut around the yolk eat the whites first then put the yolk on the toast and spread it around.
   
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4. 2022-03-12 at 9:24 PM UTC

   #144
   

   Artificial Intelligence Tuskegee Airman
   Nigg
5. 2022-03-13 at 12:06 AM UTC

   #145
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker Bastard is way better than sunny side up or down

   
   you never knew your father eh.
6. 2022-03-13 at 1:44 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Fuuuck I just remembered that I actually got into eating egg whites at onepoint. They are healthy and taste ok.
7. 2022-03-13 at 2:51 AM UTC

   #147
   smokemon Houston
   Egg whites stink, the yolk's where it's at.
   
   The meal is a joke with no yolk.
8. 2022-03-13 at 9:20 AM UTC

   #148
   

   Artificial Intelligence Tuskegee Airman
   Egg to meat you