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Poll: Egg
- SCRAMBLED
- OVER EASY
- OVER MEDIUM
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OVER HARD
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POACHED
- Meikai ,
- Kafka ,
- Speedy Parker ,
- Lanny ,
- Grylls
- SUNNY SIDE
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I feel like I made this thread before / future man
Please just tell me what type of egg is your favorite it will help me know about your personality
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2022-03-12 at 5:28 PM UTC
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2022-03-12 at 5:29 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ Remember when Facebook was relatively new and people would post status updates like
'holy fuck you guys I cant believe that just happened?'
obv baiting for replies OMG what?! What was it? What was the thing that just happened I'm so curious now!
And then they're like
I was just making scrambled eggs in this frying pan and they sort of assembled themselves and took the shape of Mickey mouse!
Remember that?
What we hoped the internet would be forever -
2022-03-12 at 5:47 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ Remember when Facebook was relatively new and people would post status updates like
'holy fuck you guys I cant believe that just happened?'
obv baiting for replies OMG what?! What was it? What was the thing that just happened I'm so curious now!
And then they're like
I was just making scrambled eggs in this frying pan and they sort of assembled themselves and took the shape of Mickey mouse!
Remember that?
I don't remember that but I remember when you could see every comment and shit wasn't deleted and people would leave profile pictures up whose comments detailed an argument over an ex friend who may or may not have STOLEN AN EGG PATTERNED SWEATER
I don't even think you could delete comments in those days because a girl commented on a profile picture I had with someone calling him a "freak" and how I shouldn't have him in my profile picture but I just left it there. Maybe I didn't care back then because I was scummier, idk
You could basically post anything and not worry about being censored or anyone giving a fuck. I remember tons of people posting "G's and E's 4 $@LE get@me 555-6969" and there being no repercussions. Now u can't even say u like turtles without info popping up asking you to donate to the turtle rescue foundation of South Lebanon mountainThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-03-12 at 5:58 PM UTC
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2022-03-12 at 6 PM UTC
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2022-03-12 at 6:04 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-03-12 at 6:05 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-03-12 at 6:05 PM UTCWHOLESOMENESS INTENSIFIES!!
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2022-03-12 at 7:06 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ What have we even become?
Sick sick world now. We've been reduced to watching Zoomers making scripted shorts in order to garner page traffic. What the fuck am I even talking about
People don't even eat sunny side up any more. They think having one side not make contact with the pan = ewwwww -
2022-03-12 at 7:10 PM UTC
Originally posted by Artificial Intelligence People don't even eat sunny side up any more. They think having one side not make contact with the pan = ewwwww
This made me look at my poll again and I realize I just said SUNNY SIDE without saying up or down. It's implied up of course but makes me wonder if there's a thing called sunny side down and if someone has ever actually said that to a server instead of saying over easy or whatever.
And how would you like your eggs?
Sunny side down
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2022-03-12 at 7:35 PM UTCBasted is way better than sunny side up or down
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2022-03-12 at 7:41 PM UTC
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2022-03-12 at 7:51 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-03-12 at 7:56 PM UTC
Originally posted by Speedy Parker Because with sunny side up the top of the egg white is snotty and with over or down both sides are greasy. With basted only one side need touch your oil while the top is steamed nicely white with no snot and no grease.
Thank you for your answer.
To each their own I suppose. Some people like the snot and grease feel of their eggs.
And then me, as indicated in the poll, knows and understands that to cut out all the bullshit of this that and the other, you make scrambled eggs. Scramble them. No fucking bullshit. No more bullshit! Scramble them up with a bunch of cheese and hot sauce and just just sit back and not worry about grease or snot or steam or if the yolk was too this or too that or if the whites weren't white enough or if they're too slimey like the Ghostbuster ghost guy or anything like that. Just a proper yellowy cheesy scrambled hodge podge of delight with some crushed peppercorn in there too no questions asked lol -
2022-03-12 at 8:06 PM UTCYeah but then you don’t get to dip your toastThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-03-12 at 8:08 PM UTCSnot is for nosesThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-03-12 at 8:16 PM UTC
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2022-03-12 at 9:19 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ This made me look at my poll again and I realize I just said SUNNY SIDE without saying up or down. It's implied up of course but makes me wonder if there's a thing called sunny side down and if someone has ever actually said that to a server instead of saying over easy or whatever.
And how would you like your eggs?
Sunny side down
Awkward pause
That's Over Easy/medium/hard/regular fried egg.
The sunny side is formed by whichever side is not initially in contact with the pan.
If the egg is then flipped so that the Sunny Side is now down, then that's Sunny Side Down. But we call that Over Easy/Medium/Hard/a regular fried egg.
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2022-03-12 at 9:19 PM UTCI'm going to try it soon.
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2022-03-12 at 9:20 PM UTCI said 'instead of saying over easy or whatever.'
I want sunny side down to be an entirely different egg
