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Please just tell me what type of egg is your favorite it will help me know about your personality

  1. Originally posted by frala Don’t yolk with me.

    go yolk yourself
  2. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny I yolk myself

    And you always will .....lolz
  3. frala Avant garde shartist
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny go yolk yourself

    Listen I have tried to eggnore you but it is obvious that you are very uneggucated and tbh we are not having a shell of time Vinny.
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  4. CandyRein Black Hole
    Kek!😭
  5. Dicks Benedick
  6. Originally posted by Speedy Parker It is not served on toast it is served on an english muffin

    ..toasted.



    Oh and FYI

    "We hate to be the bearer of bad news, but English muffins did not originate in England. In fact, the British weren't even aware of their existence until Thomas's English muffins were imported from America in the 1990s. Another shocker: English muffins are marketed as American muffins in British and Irish supermarkets."

    I'd never heard of em till I came here.
  7. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I don't fuck babies that is your uncles department.

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny you only get fucked as one.

    That was your department.






    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson ..toasted.


    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson $50 for egg on toast.



    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Oh and FYI

    "We hate to be the bearer of bad news, but English muffins did not originate in England. In fact, the British weren't even aware of their existence until Thomas's English muffins were imported from America in the 1990s. Another shocker: English muffins are marketed as American muffins in British and Irish supermarkets."

    I'd never heard of em till I came here.

    Nobody said they were. Also nobody cares. Finally everyone knows the difference between "on toast" and "toasted".

  8. Poor Speedy...he'd have nothing to do all day if it wasn't for following and quoting me...YOU'RE WELCOME!
  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    For the record, FELLAS, traditionally eggs Benedict is served on English muffins, but you can absolutely do the same thing with toast and it's still called an eggs Benedict.

    Source: I've prepared hundreds of them for paying customers, both ways.

    You're both right, ok? Can you handle that?
  10. Originally posted by mmQ For the record, FELLAS, traditionally eggs Benedict is served on English muffins, but you can absolutely do the same thing with toast and it's still called an eggs Benedict.

    Source: I've prepared hundreds of them for paying customers, both ways.

    You're both right, ok? Can you handle that?

    Well as mentioned, English muffins is an American name...they don't/didn't exist in England...and Eggs Benedict as been served in England for YEARRRRRssss..how is that possible if English muffins are REQUIRED??? HUH?
  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    They aren't REQUIRED, they are just the standard. Whatever you call them in whatever country you live in, that doesn't matter. The things that Americans call English muffins, are the standard for eggs Benedict. If they're called American Muffins in England, then if I'm talking to someone in England I guess I'd say that eggs Benedict are made standard with American Muffins.

    Nothing is actually REQUIRED. or maybe it is but I don't know what the KEY COMPONENT IS.

    People order them and the baseline is toasted muffin, ham, poached egg, hollandaise sauce, but where I worked the majority of the people chose TOSSO as their meat, and ham was the minority. Rarely some chose bacon. Sometimes people wanted toast instead of muffin. Sometimes people wanted no bread at all. Sometimes people wanted scrambled eggs or over easy eggs instead of poached. Sometimes people wanted hollondaise on the side or nine at all. Ultimately though, it was still referred to as an eggs Benedict.

    I don't know how many components are necessary to make it so though.

    Like the EGG is key, obviously. But if you just got hollondaise poured over some eggs I wouldn't consider that a Benedict. I think you need at least 3 of the 4.
  12. frala Avant garde shartist
    Eggmygad

    I’ve had eggs benny on cornbread before
  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by frala Eggmygad

    I’ve had eggs benny on cornbread before

    eggsactly 😐
  14. Originally posted by mmQ They aren't REQUIRED, they are just the standard. Whatever you call them in whatever country you live in, that doesn't matter. The things that Americans call English muffins, are the standard for eggs Benedict. If they're called American Muffins in England, then if I'm talking to someone in England I guess I'd say that eggs Benedict are made standard with American Muffins.

    Nothing is actually REQUIRED. or maybe it is but I don't know what the KEY COMPONENT IS.

    People order them and the baseline is toasted muffin, ham, poached egg, hollandaise sauce, but where I worked the majority of the people chose TOSSO as their meat, and ham was the minority. Rarely some chose bacon. Sometimes people wanted toast instead of muffin. Sometimes people wanted no bread at all. Sometimes people wanted scrambled eggs or over easy eggs instead of poached. Sometimes people wanted hollondaise on the side or nine at all. Ultimately though, it was still referred to as an eggs Benedict.

    I don't know how many components are necessary to make it so though.

    Like the EGG is key, obviously. But if you just got hollondaise poured over some eggs I wouldn't consider that a Benedict. I think you need at least 3 of the 4.

    what a Benedict Arnold SMH
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  15. tEggnology
  16. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Poor Speedy…he'd have nothing to do all day if it wasn't for following and quoting me…YOU'RE WELCOME!

    Meanwhile 3 days in the future...
  17. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    THIS IS YOUR EGG ON DRUGS
  18. Originally posted by Sudo THIS IS YOUR EGG ON DRUGS

    Shut up
  19. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Artificial Intelligence Shut up

    You are a very uncreative person. I bet you've never even decorated an EGG as a kid for EGGster. SAD!
  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Remember when Facebook was relatively new and people would post status updates like

    'holy fuck you guys I cant believe that just happened?'

    obv baiting for replies OMG what?! What was it? What was the thing that just happened I'm so curious now!

    And then they're like

    I was just making scrambled eggs in this frying pan and they sort of assembled themselves and took the shape of Mickey mouse!

    Remember that?
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