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Fona's Fucking Lancer Part II

  1. #41
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]




    Had to buy a 21mm socket.
    Got 2 wheels off then my extension sheared.
    After that my craftsman ratchet exploded.
    And my back up ratchet also exploded.

    Fucked till I can get back to it this weekend. 😡
  2. #42
    Originally posted by Sudo Your first mistake was buying a 1500 car and expecting it not to crap out on you

    This. dude youre 40 years old you should know better than this
  3. #43
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny but if i do, it wont be an auto.

    and legally i do own a car. now be jelly.

    I own and operate 5 vehicles, automatic and standard. now be marmalade
  4. #44
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I own and operate 5 vehicles, automatic and standard. now be marmalade

    if i live and work where you are i'd also have 5 vehicles.

    and none of them will be farm machineries.
  5. #45
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy For every 1000 miles I drive the lancer it will save me $78 in gas right now versus driving my other car.
    Basically if I can drive it 25k miles it will pay for itself not including the cost of insurance for it.

    I buy used to cars in Indiana so cheap I can drive them for a year and sell em for enough to recoup all purchase price + gas+ repairs + profit 90% of the time
  6. #46
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny if i live and work where you are i'd also have 5 vehicles.

    and none of them will be farm machineries.

    My tractor is worth more than your net worth.
  7. #47
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker My tractor is worth more than your net worth.

    how often do you talk to your tractors.
  8. #48
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny how often do you talk to your tractors.

    retard
  9. #49
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker retard

    your tractors called you that.

    ?
  10. #50
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny your tractors called you that.

    ?

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker retard
  11. #51
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Phona!
    dude you gotta do the work urself, first rule don't buy a car you cant learn to fix urself, always but one kind of car over and over, you gotta have spoace to keep 3 or 4 cars all the same kind, then you have tranny's Engines and other parts that fit cars just like them not you can buy a car thats got a bad tranny or a bad engine or a smacked front or bac or whatever and you already know you have the parts to fix it,, when you buy a lemon, its not a lemon its a great parts car that opens the door to cars you already know about that need parts from the lemon.


    food for thought

    VW jetta's are good as well as toyota's. and before you get ur rocks off buying a toyota remember corrola supra tacoma 4 runner stay away from the really fancy and the low end from the 2000's and up. if its been a model for 30 years its safe but if its some newfangled name with no history stay away
  12. #52
    Originally posted by POLECAT Phona!
    dude you gotta do the work urself, first rule don't buy a car you cant learn to fix urself, always but one kind of car over and over, you gotta have spoace to keep 3 or 4 cars all the same kind, then you have tranny's Engines and other parts that fit cars just like them not you can buy a car thats got a bad tranny or a bad engine or a smacked front or bac or whatever and you already know you have the parts to fix it,, when you buy a lemon, its not a lemon its a great parts car that opens the door to cars you already know about that need parts from the lemon.


    food for thought

    VW jetta's are good as well as toyota's. and before you get ur rocks off buying a toyota remember corrola supra tacoma 4 runner stay away from the really fancy and the low end from the 2000's and up. if its been a model for 30 years its safe but if its some newfangled name with no history stay away

    only cars made 30-40 years ago can be fixed by by the users themselves.

    modern cars are all "no user serviceable parts inside".
  13. #53
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker My tractor is worth more than your net worth.





    SHLOMO'S TRACTOR (it's a lot more talented than he is, folks!)


  14. #54
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]



    I got a replacement ratchet and extension today.
    My girlfriend checked for me and turns out Lowes bought craftsman so I just went there for a replacement.

    Got the wheels swapped finally.
    Now I'm going to take it to go buy noodles.

    The rest will wait for tomorrow as Im pretty exhausted and left the fucking MAF sensor cleaner in my other car which isn't with me at the moment.
  15. #55
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    honestly cant blame fona, lancer is a stud

  16. #56
    AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]
    Originally posted by Sudo Your first mistake was buying a 1500 car and expecting it not to crap out on you

    Especially when the bluebook value is so much higher than what he paid.


    Also, the diagnosis in the OP sounds like bullshit so you were right not to pay it. If the cat "disintegrated" it would either have shot the chunks out of the tailpipe or clogged and not allow the car to run
  17. #57
    AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]
    Originally posted by Fonaplats



    Had to buy a 21mm socket.
    Got 2 wheels off then my extension sheared.
    After that my craftsman ratchet exploded.
    And my back up ratchet also exploded.

    Fucked till I can get back to it this weekend. 😡

    Wait.... You're using a fucking socket wrench to take your wheels off? How dumb are you? Use a damn tire iron what the fuck. No wonder you broke shit.
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  18. #58
    Originally posted by AngryIVer Wait…. You're using a fucking socket wrench to take your wheels off? How dumb are you? Use a damn tire iron what the fuck. No wonder you broke shit.

    tire iron are usually reserved for girlfriends or spouses.
  19. #59
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by AngryIVer Wait…. You're using a fucking socket wrench to take your wheels off? How dumb are you? Use a damn tire iron what the fuck. No wonder you broke shit.

    The aftermarket wheels didn't allow enough space for a tire iron to fit in and get on the lug nuts.
  20. #60
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by AngryIVer Wait…. You're using a fucking socket wrench to take your wheels off? How dumb are you? Use a damn tire iron what the fuck. No wonder you broke shit.

    I mean like HELLO ???????? god damn son WTF motherfucker maybe you should just give up now,,, son of a bitch no matter where I go all I see is fucked morons everywhere.
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