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Fona's Fucking Lancer Part II

  1. #61
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    pretty sure you can give up and get a stupid check, find a dumb ass fat bitch and live like a dumbass king in the bliss you were made for.
  2. #62
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
  3. #63
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    lol, you ever heard of WACK FUCK!!! well ur livin it nigga
  4. #64
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    mas air flow issues are usually a dead end for the unwilling ,, who are the unwilling you may ask,, well they are the ones trying to fix it on a budget YOU are the unwilling and you are FUCKED totally. but hey at least its not a toyota doin it to ya.
  5. #65
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    mas air flow issues are usually a dead end for the unwilling ,, who are the unwilling you may ask,, well they are the ones trying to fix it on a budget YOU are the unwilling and you are FUCKED totally. but hey at least its not a toyota doin it to ya.
  6. #66
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
  7. #67
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    So it is the mass airflow sensor. Cleaning it helped a lot but it still runs like shit and did die when I shifted it into reverse to park it but at least I don't have to drive with 2 feet anymore.
    I priced them out to go ahead and replace it but at $100 and unsure if that is even the only issue with the car I really don't care anymore.
    As it sits, someone can come test drive it and it won't repeatedly stall out at stops signs.
    I'm going to go ahead and post it for sale and see if I can't make a few dollars on it.
    Might replace the MAF sensor another day as I am out of money with rent due tomorrow and having not saved up for it last month I just can't be spending my last dimes.
  8. #68
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    well fona you really did it this time, if you wouldnt have done all that lavish spending at bargain market and spent 7 dollars on those rare teacups you would have been able to buy the sensor but you just had to go and do it didnt you i cant believe what you did with that ratchet i was down right taken aback by that chit
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  9. #69
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Unplug the MAF and go for a ride on alot of cars it will go to failure mode and actually run much better.
    It may be hard to start but it should run.
  10. #70
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy So it is the mass airflow sensor. Cleaning it helped a lot but it still runs like shit and did die when I shifted it into reverse to park it but at least I don't have to drive with 2 feet anymore.
    I priced them out to go ahead and replace it but at $100 and unsure if that is even the only issue with the car I really don't care anymore.
    As it sits, someone can come test drive it and it won't repeatedly stall out at stops signs.
    I'm going to go ahead and post it for sale and see if I can't make a few dollars on it.
    Might replace the MAF sensor another day as I am out of money with rent due tomorrow and having not saved up for it last month I just can't be spending my last dimes.

    Go to a fucking scrap yard and pull a maf sensor off a crashed car. Put it in your pocket and say they didn't have what you wanted. I'm sure you have a pick n pull type place like we do in st louis

    This literally fixed my car
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  11. #71
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Washed the lancer and listed it for $3k
  12. #72
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Clean the throttle body and clean the battery terminals.
    Disconnecting the battery will reset the computer and it will relearn shit.
  13. #73
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by AngryOnion Clean the throttle body and clean the battery terminals.
    Disconnecting the battery will reset the computer and it will relearn shit.

    The fucking air box is busted.
    Cleaning the MAF sensor helped out enough I listed it for sale.
  14. #74
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Go to a fucking scrap yard and pull a maf sensor off a crashed car. Put it in your pocket and say they didn't have what you wanted. I'm sure you have a pick n pull type place like we do in st louis

    This literally fixed my car

    The ones here be looking u up and down and check your bags like you're a common thief, even when you're buying stuff. They don't allow any electricity or flashes either and I'm not sure but MAF might need a recip to get off
  15. #75
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Good I really hope it works out for you Fona.
    Every time I tried to flip a car I got fucked because I did way more work than I could recoup.
    It wasn't just the parts involved it was the time spent.
    Time is money don't ever under estimate what your time is worth.
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  16. #76
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by AngryOnion Good I really hope it works out for you Fona.
    Every time I tried to flip a car I got fucked because I did way more work than I could recoup.
    It wasn't just the parts involved it was the time spent.
    Time is money don't ever under estimate what your time is worth.

    That's what was happening with the Lancer. My time is worth more than Ill ever get out of it but hopefully I can still break even just talking dollars spent.
  17. #77
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Auto stores in town want $90 for MAF sensor.
    Amazon wants $45 with free shipping.
  18. #78
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy Auto stores in town want $90 for MAF sensor.
    Amazon wants $45 with free shipping.

    1. Tell Auto Zone you will sell them one for half price.
    2. Buy two from Amazon for $90.
    3. Sell one to Auto Zone for $45.
    4. ???
    5. Profit
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  19. #79
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    I ordered a MACF sensor off Amazon.
    I wont get it until the beggining of next week.
    In the meantime Im going to look for a parts car to salvage some shit off of.
    Next weekend ill drop the price down to $2500 if I still have it.
    Really Id take $2k cash if someone came along.
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  20. #80
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Fonaplats I ordered a MACF sensor off Amazon.
    I wont get it until the beggining of next week.
    In the meantime Im going to look for a parts car to salvage some shit off of.
    Next weekend ill drop the price down to $2500 if I still have it.
    Really Id take $2k cash if someone came along.

    Wariat said he will give you 8300 Polish Zlotych
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