Fona's Fucking Lancer Part II

1. 2022-02-23 at 2:52 AM UTC

   #21
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by AngryOnion Ya but you need them to pass emission tests.
   Now if its an older car with a down stream converter thats not monitored you can just hollow them out no problem.

   
   like drug tests, they dont test you everyday.
2. 2022-02-23 at 2:53 AM UTC

   #22
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Sudo Thank you for doing your part to save the environment with your Asian bicycling

   
   motorized bicycling, with 50cc 2 stroke engine.
   
   i fuck your environmemt like your uncles fucked your ass.
3. 2022-02-23 at 2:58 AM UTC

   #23
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny motorized bicycling, with 50cc 2 stroke engine.
   
   i fuck your environmemt like your uncles fucked your ass.

   
   I lived in a shit town before where crackheads would ride around on those. They're actually much less respectable than a traditional bike because it's like you wish you had a real vehicle but can't afford one
   
   I would never admit to talking to someone who rode a motorized bike. A moped is much more respectable. Even a skateboard
4. 2022-02-23 at 3:02 AM UTC

   #24
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Sudo I lived in a shit town before where crackheads would ride around on those. They're actually much less respectable than a traditional bike because it's like you wish you had a real vehicle but can't afford one
   
   I would never admit to talking to someone who rode a motorized bike. A moped is much more respectable. Even a skateboard

   
   your juat jelly they have the power of horses without the need for loysences.
   
   and vehicular passports.
   
   
   
5. 2022-02-23 at 6:02 AM UTC

   #25
   

   cigreting Dark Matter

   Originally posted by AngryOnion If it was a plugged converter the car would not accelerate as well as he said it does.

   
   It can be loose and plug up randomly. He can read my other post and your welcome to look back at it too
6. 2022-02-23 at 6:41 AM UTC

   #26
   

   BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
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7. 2022-02-23 at 6:52 AM UTC

   #27
   

   Aleister Crowley African Astronaut

   Originally posted by BeeReBuddy

   
   So just about everything you don't like lol.
8. 2022-02-23 at 2:34 PM UTC

   #28
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole
   what kind of man gets a lancer in auto.
9. 2022-02-23 at 5:04 PM UTC

   #29
   

   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   full coverage ...
10. 2022-02-23 at 5:05 PM UTC

    #30
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny cat converters are for faggots, environmentalists and environmentalist faggots.
    
    all cars were designed and made without cat converters, and they perform better without one.
    
    youtube into how to adjust your car ecu to function without cat converters. and feed your cats to your girlfriends dogs.

    
    Fuck off you don't even own a car simp
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11. 2022-02-23 at 6:23 PM UTC

    #31
    

    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
12. 2022-02-23 at 6:27 PM UTC

    #32
    

    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Update:
    
    $1500 - car
    $70 - tags and registration
    $160 - insurance
    $60 - mechanic (who didn't fix it)
    $100 - 2 tires
    $5 - tip
    --------------
    $1895 in it so far.
    
    Now I have to buy a fucking Japanese 4 way just to get the gosh damn wheels off to take a picture so I can sell it....
13. 2022-02-23 at 6:34 PM UTC

    #33
    

    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    KBB has it valued in fair condition between $2600 and $3900.
    I've been looking on marketplace and I doubt Ill ever get close to $3900 for it.
    Also to consider it in fair condition I have to get the idle problem fixed.
    If it is the catalytic converter that will cost me $350.
    By then all this headache wont even be worth more than a couple hundred in profit on a good day.
    FFS I should have bought a Toyota.
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14. 2022-02-23 at 6:56 PM UTC

    #34
    

    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    For every 1000 miles I drive the lancer it will save me $78 in gas right now versus driving my other car.
    Basically if I can drive it 25k miles it will pay for itself not including the cost of insurance for it.
15. 2022-02-23 at 6:56 PM UTC

    #35
    

    Aleister Crowley African Astronaut

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny what kind of man gets a lancer in auto.

    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Fuck off you don't even own a car simp

16. 2022-02-23 at 10:03 PM UTC

    #36
    

    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    I bought a metric 4 way but its identical to my standard one so wtf????
    
    Anyways, my dad has a 21mm socket he said I could borrow.
17. 2022-02-23 at 10:17 PM UTC

    #37
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Fuck off you don't even own a car simp

    
    but if i do, it wont be an auto.
    
    and legally i do own a car. now be jelly.
18. 2022-02-23 at 10:17 PM UTC

    #38
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Aleister Crowley

    
    so jelly
19. 2022-02-24 at 12:20 AM UTC

    #39
    

    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    
    
    MAF Cleaner - $8.47
    4 way - $14.94
    Tax - $1.78
    Total - $25.17
20. 2022-02-24 at 1:23 AM UTC

    #40
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Well at least you bought the right shit.
    Those two cans should last awhile good job Fona!
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