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  1. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Solstice Remember when he did the Ice Bucket Challenge and just dumped a bucket of piss over his head?




    That's what i suggested be included in his obit
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  2. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    I remember him rogering some girl live on TC lol!
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  3. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Aleister Crowley I remember him rogering some girl live on TC lol!

    I'm really glad British people legitimately say "roger" because I've been saying that jokingly for years

    And yea she had glasses and they were drunk, I remember it was uploaded by 4J I believe and the YouTube title was "fubi being a wild whore" or something
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  4. Bradley Florida Man
    where is turbonegger
  5. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Bradley where is turbonegger





    argh fuck nose burn
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  6. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    https://www.vice.com/en/article/9bdymy/hamiltons-pharmacopeia-804-v16n4

    Thomas Highsmith worked at a prestigious laboratory in Salt Lake City designing low-friction laminates for high-performance skis. In 2003, he started spending long nights in his lab secretly manufacturing a personal supply of etonitazene. Shortly after completing the synthesis, he became hopelessly addicted. He would show up for work clutching a 12-ounce spray bottle of etonitazene and fiendishly snort it throughout the day. Over the course of a couple of months, his tolerance escalated to the point where he was taking 300 times his starting dose. A coworker became suspicious of Highsmith’s odd behavior and reported him to the police. His etonitazene supply was seized, and he was prescribed methadone to combat the withdrawal. At that point, his addiction equated to 500 bags of heroin a day, and the methadone umbrella did nothing to deflect the 10,000-pound etonitazene anvil hurtling toward his head. Highsmith never received a criminal sentence because he was found dead in his home before his first court date. The withdrawals were so severe that he had killed himself to escape the pain.

    >Highsmith
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  7. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by Bradley


    That's what i suggested be included in his obit

    I miss fubi..
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  8. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by aldra https://www.vice.com/en/article/9bdymy/hamiltons-pharmacopeia-804-v16n4



    >Highsmith

    I'm conflicted because I hate Hamiltons j00ishness and his trip to Haiti to find tetradotoxin was the cringiest of cringes but I appreciate his research skills and dedication to sharing knowledge of things that fuck you up

    And that's an interesting story that's different than how I imagined its inception
  9. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Also can confirm that methadone/subs do nothing for isotonitazene addiction. Went from 12-20 pills a day to approx 72mg dilaudid to 8-16mg suboxone over 2 weeks in order to even get on subs after it
  10. Originally posted by Bradley


    That's what i suggested be included in his obit

    Wish i wouldve followed up my nomination but that was a tough act to follow
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  11. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    What does Aldra think of Mike cannon Brookes?
  12. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I just remembered I suggested markxtc311 get waterboarded for the ice bucket challenge and he did it under a bathtub faucet for like 5 seconds with a face cloth over his face. Didn't think he would actually do it. I think he might have nominated me after but I didn't do shit. Wonder if there's a way of finding rhd vid
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  13. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Sudo What does Aldra think of Mike cannon Brookes?

    I dunno, have a friend who works for him though
  14. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by aldra I dunno, have a friend who works for him though

    He seems more benevolent and innovative than most dicktaters

    Also, a friend of mine I was who gave me a copy of "the book theif" told me they're making it into a movie and I said it's just gonna be j00ish propaganda and he said "what isn't nowadays" then expanded on that. I've known him probably 7 years and spent alot of time with him and he's neve4 expressed antisemitism so this is a beautiful development
  15. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    nigger
  16. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    No no let's be proper now it's Niger.
  17. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    I really need to go the gym but just ate a load of spaghetti and now in a carb coma. Also I invited a girl around cause she's upset about some personal BS. I really have not got the energy, or the enthusiasm, to entertain fucking guests.
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  18. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I tried to go to the gym for the first time in like 8 months and it was closed for nigger awareness day so now I'm sitting here all skinnyfat marfansian
  19. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    I'm seriously worried how fucking hard it is to remember certain people's names, people I have known a while too ☹.

    Brain damage?
  20. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    There's all these radio about how tough the liberals/j00deau is on gun control. They're on every single radio station and the weirdest fucking thing. No ads about any other subjects but it's like their crowning achievement was banning guns that weren't killing anybody who wouldn't have been killed anyway. Fucking weird
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