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  1. Originally posted by Aleister Crowley Just ate that cheese cake.

    Fucks sake.



    1 cheat day won't do any harm.

    It literally wont dont be a lil girl. Just plan a well balanced couple meals tomorrow, drink some strong tea in the morning to boost ur metabolism and do some extra cardio or whatever. Or justdo like i do and eat absolute dogshit until major depression hits again and you just stop eating altogether. Lost almost 100 lbs over the pandemic just from no sleep n barely eating.
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  2. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked It literally wont dont be a lil girl. Just plan a well balanced couple meals tomorrow, drink some strong tea in the morning to boost ur metabolism and do some extra cardio or whatever. Or justdo like i do and eat absolute dogshit until major depression hits again and you just stop eating altogether. Lost almost 100 lbs over the pandemic just from no sleep n barely eating.

    I've had some serious gains recently and abs are coming through, just don't want to fuck that shizz up.

    Nowhattamean
  3. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Muh baby mom bought a cheesecake today and another chocolate cake and I ate half some Korean bullshit called Dak gang dang that wrecked my guts.

    Resolved to eat more organic a week ago. So far is going OK. Non processed food definitely makes me feel better
  4. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Sudo Anyone remember the show "win Ben steins money?" It featured Ben stein and an extremely young Jimmy Kimmel and the disclaimer at the end said ""Ben steins money" is actually thr budget furnished by the producer"' so it wasn't Ben steins money, he was just trying to steal it from them in typical j00ish Richard Nixon speechwriter fashion. I used to watch that show as a kid at my grandmas house had a VHS tape of some short "goosebumps" movies and for some reason Ben Stein was on it saying he was R.L. Stine the creator of goosebumps so I thought he just used a sudonym (or nomme de sudoplume if you will) while writing those books

    Anyway just something I remembered because you never hear about Ben stein anymore but his hit series "goosebumps" is making a comeback

    LMAO I scrolled back up when I saw ben stein. I remember that show when I was a little kid I was like what the fuck is this and why does this guy have so much money. I did not know about hebrews at the time. That show had a profound impact on my young impressionable mind.

    even as a child I could tell it was a terrible show, the game sucked but the idea of the show itself was amazing to me. just some rich asshole game show??? so random LOL

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  5. SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Sudo You certainly cannot deny that I frequently make you very upset. Whether my shitposts have substance is subjective but the sweat pouring off and elevated blood pressure levels of a certain Pakistani (in)security guard are certainly not up for debate.

    Actually I can deny that because it's not true. The reason I make fun of you is because you are crange.
  6. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by SEGA Nigga Drive The reason I make fun of you is because you are crange.

    cringe statement ^
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  7. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by SEGA Nigga Drive Actually I can deny that because it's not true. The reason I make fun of you is because you are crange.

    Remember when you made up that weird story about beating up your neighbor in this very thread? Fuck that was cool
  8. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood LMAO I scrolled back up when I saw ben stein. I remember that show when I was a little kid I was like what the fuck is this and why does this guy have so much money. I did not know about hebrews at the time. That show had a profound impact on my young impressionable mind.

    even as a child I could tell it was a terrible show, the game sucked but the idea of the show itself was amazing to me. just some rich asshole game show??? so random LOL


    It's also funny because Ben stein was never a well known celebrity, he just pitched a show to comedy network like "give me 5k every show and I'll pretend it's mine like an arrogant super rich j00ish dick" and IT WORKED. Surprised there isn't other spinoffs like "win Tony Danzas money" or "win Vin diesels money"
  9. SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Sudo Remember when you made up that weird story about beating up your neighbor in this very thread? Fuck that was cool

    It was highly obvious that it was a made up story but you were the only person in the thread with an IQ low enough to think it was supposed to be a true story
  10. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I don't know what he's famous for but i've seen him on the news for financial stuff???? or something. He is famous for being a rich jedi? I guess they all know each other it's like a tribe.
  11. Thread coming tantalizingly close to pg 420
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  12. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by SEGA Nigga Drive It was highly obvious that it was a made up story but you were the only person in the thread with an IQ low enough to think it was supposed to be a true story

    "I was only pretending to be a faggot hahaha totally got you!!!"

    Are you pretending right now? When did you stop? Boy is my face red, you could be pretending to be a faggot everyday and I'd never know. You are quite the method actor of faggotry. A Danial GAY Lewis if you will
  13. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Youre right, It was highly obvious it was a made up story.

    Very weird. Please go find it and requote it and let's talk about this. For 10 or so pages until this thread dies
  14. SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Sudo "I was only pretending to be a faggot hahaha totally got you!!!"

    Are you pretending right now? When did you stop? Boy is my face red, you could be pretending to be a faggot everyday and I'd never know. You are quite the method actor of faggotry. A Danial GAY Lewis if you will

    Holy shit you're a fag take the L loser
  15. SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Sudo Youre right, It was highly obvious it was a made up story.

    Very weird. Please go find it and requote it and let's talk about this. For 10 or so pages until this thread dies

    Do it yourself since (like I already pointed out), your gay defence to being called out for being a retard is "DURRR YOU'RE MAD FROM SOME SHIT I SAID 2 MONTHS AGO"... No homo, you are the one who tries to dig into the paleontological record to try to deflect from the fact that you are a trash poster and a faggot.
  16. Tongur tickling the frenulum of pg. 420
  17. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by SEGA Nigga Drive Holy shit you're a fag take the L loser

    Is this you trying not to be a faggot? I can't tell. I don't know what to believe now, after your false flag fag story about beating up your neighbor that was really just bait to get people to make fun of you...Jesus you're like a 9D chess player of faggotry. I've been bested by clearly the best lil faggot there is, was and ever will be ❤️
  18. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by SEGA Nigga Drive Do it yourself since (like I already pointed out), your gay defence to being called out for being a retard is "DURRR YOU'RE MAD FROM SOME SHIT I SAID 2 MONTHS AGO"… No homo, you are the one who tries to dig into the paleontological record to try to deflect from the fact that you are a trash poster and a faggot.

    I honestly don't understand this post at all, it just seems really angry at the present time. The inclusion of "no homo" is also very strange and leads me to believe it is in fact much homo
  19. SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman
    Nigulum
  20. SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman
    FUCK THIS NIGARDED THREAD

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