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  1. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Incessant Take a fishing trip alone or something you like doing. Put your feet in some grass. It might do the trick if you just fall off the grid for a whole 24 hrs.

    This is nice advice if you don't live in the northern hemisphere in February
  2. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo This is nice advice if you don't live in the northern hemisphere in February

    Okay get an air bnb alone and do your favorite activities that maybe aren't drugs. Solved.
  3. SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman
    Vagena
  4. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo Dis bish who knows I'm a mopey sack of shit sent me some video off Instagram at 1am last night about "getting your mind right" so I didn't watch it and instead sent her a kissy face emoji and a middle finger emoji which she left on read. I might see if she wants to get a hotel tomorrow idk, I dont even really like her. Or anyone. Or myself. I wonder WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN?

    2.1 years later and I'm chanelling sploo. RIP I think about him more than anyone else I can think of who died I have never laid eyes on. Fuck too many people I like are dead, THATS MY PROBLEM. I read paradise lost over the last few days and think I'm one of John Milton's muses. Worst post ever

    Gay
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  5. Originally posted by Sudo Dis bish who knows I'm a mopey sack of shit sent me some video off Instagram at 1am last night about "getting your mind right" so I didn't watch it and instead sent her a kissy face emoji and a middle finger emoji which she left on read. I might see if she wants to get a hotel tomorrow idk, I dont even really like her. Or anyone. Or myself. I wonder WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN?

    2.1 years later and I'm chanelling sploo. RIP I think about him more than anyone else I can think of who died I have never laid eyes on. Fuck too many people I like are dead, THATS MY PROBLEM. I read paradise lost over the last few days and think I'm one of John Milton's muses. Worst post ever

    I think we're the same person
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  6. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
  7. Ayyyyyyyyy
  8. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Im gonna take shrooms this weekend and reset my brain and feel bretter. Idk why they're so cheap now and Molly is so expensive, HIPPIE ECONOMICS
  9. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Sudo Im gonna take shrooms this weekend and reset my brain and feel bretter. Idk why they're so cheap now and Molly is so expensive, HIPPIE ECONOMICS

    that's a good idea

    but I have a wedding to go to
  10. SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Sudo Im gonna take shrooms this weekend and reset my brain and feel bretter. Idk why they're so cheap now and Molly is so expensive, HIPPIE ECONOMICS

    This is the nigger^ who be talking shit about other people's use of psychedelics.

    Very beta.
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  11. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by SEGA Nigga Drive This is the nigger^ who be talking shit about other people's use of psychedelics.

    Very beta.

    Also feels fearful cause he can't author a retarded thread.

    BETA+
  12. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by SEGA Nigga Drive This is the nigger^ who be talking shit about other people's use of psychedelics.

    Very beta.

    When did I do that? I might have called attention to how much of a faggot you are but psychedelics are an outside issue of your faggotry.



    Originally posted by aldra that's a good idea

    but I have a wedding to go to

    I have only been to one wedding in my life when I was kid. I think I'm bad luck and will talk shit about the institution and I don't blame them for it.



    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked I think we're the same person

    My sympathies brother
  13. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    There's this girl who must live near the grocery store and and wears this plaid jacket and smokes cigarettes and has smiled at me TWICE. Next time I'm gonna force her into my vehicle and hopefully not get wariated. What's the blurst that can happen?
  14. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Sudo Im gonna take shrooms this weekend and reset my brain and feel bretter. Idk why they're so cheap now and Molly is so expensive, HIPPIE ECONOMICS

    I can just imagine how hard it is to get vital precursors right now in a pandemic JIT economy. I would feel pretty fucking suspicious ordering a drum from Asia right now because it would probably be sitting around for months and someone would be like wtf is this?

    When the economy is rocking and rolling it's a lot easier to quickly order large amounts of "candle making supplies"
  15. SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman
    There's no "pandemic JIT economy" lmao
  16. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Everything runs JIT and with pandemic restrictions that means you have places running the bare minimum of inventory while having shipping and labor delays.

    https://www.nytimes.com/2021/06/01/business/coronavirus-global-shortages.html

    "How the World Ran Out of Everything

    Global shortages of many goods reflect the disruption of the pandemic combined with decades of companies limiting their inventories."
  17. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I can just imagine how hard it is to get vital precursors right now in a pandemic JIT economy. I would feel pretty fucking suspicious ordering a drum from Asia right now because it would probably be sitting around for months and someone would be like wtf is this?

    When the economy is rocking and rolling it's a lot easier to quickly order large amounts of "candle making supplies"

    Molly was super cheap during the pandemic but probably just in an attempt to stimulate EDM festivals. It's twice the price now
  18. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition


    WASHINGTON, WASHINGTON

    6'20 FUCKING KILLING FOR FUN
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  19. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    George Washington lived his entire life without knowing dinosaurs existed. It's fucked the first definitive fossil was discovered in the 1820s like how are we trusting this new ass science that tells us huge reptiles roamed the earth. Cool story bro, how about some primary sources? Oh some rock looking bones? Nice try Satan, It'll take more than that to get me to turn my back on Jesus.
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  20. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    My neighborhood has pigs everywhere and all government buildings are locked down because someone was apparently walking around wit a THANG on them. I have no problem with open carry but doing it knowing what kind of response it will provoke and fear it can instill on Karen's in the community is selfish and reckless. Literally kids can't have outdoor recess because some dummy was walking around with a long gun, in season. Firearms laws are extremely stupid but flagrantly flaunting them is even stupider.

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