The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition

1. 2022-01-31 at 1:19 AM UTC

   #7621
   

   Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
   I am in awe of some of the Quran's teachings though, alcohol and tobacco abstinance being one. I respect the self constraint practicing Muslims have despite some other unsavoury predilections.
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   • Sudo, 
   • Tyrant
2. 2022-01-31 at 1:22 AM UTC

   #7622
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by Aleister Crowley I read the Quran not so long ago. I find it hard to believe you are a Muslim given your lifestyle which in essence, is a complete contradiction of Muhammad's teachings, peace be upon him.
   
   I suggest you repent your sins and flaggelate yourself immediately.
   
   an sha' allah!

   
   I can't argue about anything here. I've been extra astray lately
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   • Aleister Crowley, 
   • Tyrant
3. 2022-01-31 at 1:28 AM UTC

   #7623
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by Aleister Crowley I am in awe of some of the Quran's teachings though, alcohol and tobacco abstinance being one. I respect the self constraint practicing Muslims have despite some other unsavoury predilections.

   
   
   This is the first thing it say
   They ask you [Muhammad] concerning wine and gambling. Say: ‘In them is great sin, and some profit, for men; but the sin is greater than the profit.’… Thus does Allah Make clear to you His Signs, in order that you may consider” (Quran 2:219)
   
   Nothing about tobacco, majority of Muslims I know smoke weed and if they don't it isn't for religious matters. Islam is more of a perspective and aspirations while going through life. Ideally not an aspiratjon but it's basically a matter or degree with which you dedicate yourself to spirituality, like all other religions really
4. 2022-01-31 at 1:45 AM UTC

   #7624
   

   Tyrant African Astronaut
   Allah won't stand over you with a whip and make you adhere to higher morals, you have to do that yourself every day. You have to decide whether you want to be accountable to yourself for being the person you want to really be or not. If you are committed to your impulses then your behaviour will be mercurial and inconsistent, necessarily. If you can commit to following the path that Allah has set forth for you because you know it is good, then you can know exactly what it means to be a bad person and what it means to be a good one. You will know exactly in what ways you practice sin and deviate from the way you know is best.
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   • Sudo, 
   • General Butt.Naked
5. 2022-01-31 at 1:54 AM UTC

   #7625
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

   Originally posted by Tyrant Allah won't stand over you with a whip and make you adhere to higher morals

   
   (some) Muslims have no problem doing it though
   
   
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   • Aleister Crowley
6. 2022-01-31 at 1:55 AM UTC

   #7626
   

   Aleister Crowley African Astronaut

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood (some) Muslims have no problem doing it though
   
   

   
   Lol
7. 2022-01-31 at 2:13 AM UTC

   #7627
   

   Tyrant African Astronaut

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood (some) Muslims have no problem doing it though
   
   

   
   That is the Chadhood of Islam. You can be the agent of Allah's will.
8. 2022-01-31 at 2:46 AM UTC

   #7628
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   "Ytf did you tell him?"
   
   "I can't lie to someone I Love"
   
   "Well you're a better person than I am because I will 100% lie to someone I Love, usually because I Love them"
   
   🚩
   
   I'll get there someday Allah I'm literally gonna bust out a 4 zakat smash rn
9. 2022-01-31 at 3:32 AM UTC

   #7629
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   I feel the best I have in at least 3 days Thanks to prayer and a shower. I need to go to homeless shelters more often
10. 2022-01-31 at 12:24 PM UTC

    #7630
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by aldra also new AoT, I think this is the one where Eren does the bad thing

    
    nope, next one maybe
11. 2022-01-31 at 12:59 PM UTC

    #7631
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I heard Kevin Rudd speak and now aldra has company in the category of Australians who don't fuck wallabys
12. 2022-01-31 at 2:49 PM UTC

    #7632
    

    SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman
    The wallaby population isn't high enough
13. 2022-01-31 at 2:55 PM UTC

    #7633
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Timeless classic
    
    
    
14. 2022-01-31 at 2:56 PM UTC

    #7634
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by Sudo I heard Kevin Rudd speak and now aldra has company in the category of Australians who don't fuck wallabys

    
    he actually did fairly well all things considered
    
    
    still talks like a private school tool like the rest of them though
15. 2022-01-31 at 2:58 PM UTC

    #7635
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ Timeless classic
    
    
    

    
    
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    • mmQ, 
    • Lanny
16. 2022-01-31 at 2:58 PM UTC

    #7636
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by aldra he actually did fairly well all things considered
    
    
    still talks like a private school tool like the rest of them though

    
    Yes definitely. He was talking about China and used extremely nuanced language which was refreshing to hear a head of state not "dumb down" their language. He also seems to do alot to curtail Chinese entrenchment with realistic goals
17. 2022-01-31 at 3:10 PM UTC

    #7637
    

    Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Stoner bashin' taaaam
18. 2022-01-31 at 3:12 PM UTC

    #7638
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    WINGS PAY MY BILLS
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Sudo, 
    • the man who put it in my hood
19. 2022-01-31 at 3:57 PM UTC

    #7639
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Thank fuck I get my oil today, I was down to just reclaim.
20. 2022-01-31 at 3:59 PM UTC

    #7640
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    What would you have done if you were out of EVERYTHING?