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  1. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by G Kid please, I getz hoes,,,

    Anyone can with a Franklin
  2. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I heard elon musk is opening a space station with legal handjobs and you pay in dogecoin to ejaculate in micro gravity

    The Hard Left (no pun intended) wont allow such a thing. Exploitation on sex workers to work in unacceptable 0 G enviorment.
  3. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    In micro gravity, do you float or have to push up to get some air time but then pulls you back down? and why would you come back down if the ship is also micro gravity?
  4. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    7-11 Pizza is not half bad. Way better than Dominos. Cheese or Pepperoni. I was surprised how good it taste seeing the shitty wrapper on the frozen one before being tossed into some kind of giant silver box that I guess roasts the thing to perfect crustness. I kind of like my Pizza old school, slightly burns on the edges. Adds flavor


    kind of like burning the edges of marshmellow. the caramelization of it all.

    You calling me a fucking LIAR?
  5. Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready The Hard Left (no pun intended) wont allow such a thing. Exploitation on sex workers to work in unacceptable 0 G enviorment.

    thats why its being built in space, no laws in space

    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready 7-11 Pizza is not half bad. Way better than Dominos. Cheese or Pepperoni.

    You sre capping fr fr nigga
  6. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready 7-11 Pizza is not half bad. Way better than Dominos. Cheese or Pepperoni. I was surprised how good it taste seeing the shitty wrapper on the frozen one before being tossed into some kind of giant silver box that I guess roasts the thing to perfect crustness. I kind of like my Pizza old school, slightly burns on the edges. Adds flavor


    kind of like burning the edges of marshmellow. the caramelization of it all.

    You calling me a fucking LIAR?

    You are lying liar who lies.
  7. I hear this is going to be the next Ethereum and it's cheap as fuck

  8. FTM



    ROSE



    LOOKS

  9. WellHung Black Hole
    fire screen
  10. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood thats why its being built in space, no laws in space



    You sre capping fr fr nigga

    Well lets analyze it for a moment. Pronouns. Cappable. Start of subject or sentence. Cappable. Emphasis or such.. Capped.


    what's yur prob?
  11. No niggers on space
  12. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood No niggers on space

    You're such a racist. The Internet is a time machine. One day, in Toronto a black man will see this, see the photos of your face and then him and his friends will beat you down!
  13. Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready You're such a racist. The Internet is a time machine. One day, in Toronto a black man will see this, see the photos of your face and then him and his friends will beat you down!

    you're racist not me

  14. We're all fucking racyists

    OT: 3x 4 packs of Ginger Beer.
  15. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready You're such a racist. The Internet is a time machine. One day, in Toronto a black man will see this, see the photos of your face and then him and his friends will beat you down!

    Is that your fear? Being beaten down by a black man?
  16. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Is that your fear? Being beaten down by a black man?

    Oh look, the decrepit old guy with a cane and a series of fully auto weapons cache, no doubt homemade itinerary devices in case he needs to do a hit on a house is major-badass.
  17. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready homemade itinerary devices

    I assure you that all of my itinerary devices are store bought brand name. But they are like brand new because I never put the route or outline of my travels in writing.
  18. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I assure you that all of my itinerary devices are store bought brand name. But they are like brand new because I never put the route or outline of my travels in writing.

    You clearly knew I meant incendiary devices. Auto Correct didn't like that.

    Probably now a Trigger word for NSA


    You probably made that shit up. No fucking way in the USA would you get an expunged for that. Did you ever think if you did it, you may have killed someone?

    Honestly. did you really get paid 15k per each of the 3 Jobs, and why are you so out in the open about it?
  19. G African Astronaut
    Big Joe adult sized Milano beanbags x 6 for my gameroom,TV den. Just got a AMZ Prime Reward Visa came w/ $200 instant giftcard & good purchase perks for the win.

  20. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    I take it back. that former arsonist became the fire department hired as a new Fire Chief. Bat Chief.
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